FanGraphs Audio: The 100% Useless Dayn Perry
Episode 163
In this edition of FanGraphs Audio, we ask the question “Is Dayn Perry 100% useless?” And also: “So what if he is?”
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Audio after the jump. (Approximately 42 min. play time.)
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Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
finally!
where’s the opening music, though?
Don’t worry. I’m just letting everyone know I’m being serious.
Killer introduction.
for those that miss it. The dulcet tones of Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5s4e7TaLhY&feature=related
thank you, dearly.
As I expected, Dayn could not pick just one favorite vulgarity.
Seriously, though, are paper condoms a real thing? I cannot imagine how that could possibly work.
nope
“I can only imagine that it is more chilly now, and as night deepens it shall grow more colder still”
Considering 96% of the reason I tune in is because of the theme song I must this episode has left me feeling quite hollow and completely lost. Thanks!
OT, but Raul Ibanez was just intentionally walked with two outs in the 8th by the Orioles. That has to be one of the worst calls of the year, right?
I am very proud to have contributed to this podcast in even a small and unsubstantial way.
Ham.
I feel like I have been immortalized.
I am completely confident in saying that this has been the best Approximately 42 min. of my day, possibly my week, arguably my life.
Dayn Perry is fresh of breath air. Thank you for giving my life clarity and purpose once again.