Drew Storen’s Other Hammer
Drew Storen’s breaking ball is probably a slider, but for the purposes of this piece, let’s imagine he has a curveball. Sometimes called a hammer, or a yellow hammer, the curveball’s downward trajectory and velocity gap off the fastball serves to elicit balls that pound the ground.
Storen also has a literal hammer, designed to pound… gloves.
Play the game, and you’ve had to buy a new glove. Nothing feels less natural than forcing crinkly leather closed around a ball, at least not that first time.
Then you start pounding the pocket with your first, then you get a ball in there, then you wrap the glove around the ball and find the heaviest thing you can find to put on top of it (your mattress?). Maybe you get a little oil, maybe leave it in the sun, maybe wear it to school, all day.
Mike Matheny has a few ways he can break in your glove if you’re a Cardinals player.
Each of the orders are a little different. Some like a stiff thumb, others want the outside edge flared out a little. Matheny uses the cage and a mallet with a baseball-shaped head as his primary tools. He has clearance from the players to do anything he wants, but is holding some of the more elaborate techniques in reserve.
“I always put mine under water. I haven’t put these guys’ under water. They told me to do whatever. Most the catcher’s gloves I break in I put under water, just to remold the leather,” he said. “I haven’t been sleeping on it, but I used to do that. I used to hear ‘put it under your mattress’ and I don’t do that now. I would have some serious neck and back aches.”
That’s a curious mallet he references. Could be, his comes manufactured that way. Storen found a way to make it happen on his own, with a literal baseball duct taped to a rubber mallet.
“You use the ball side to hit the pocket,” pointed out the Reds reliever. “The other side is for the seams and the thumb.”
It’s a perfect tool, designed for one very specific operation, and so it was in demand at Reds camp. “Yo let me get that hammer thingy” came the refrain as new gloves filtered into the clubhouse. It doesn’t have a name yet, confirmed the righty, so hammer-thingy will do for now.
“But it does also double as a decent shake weight,” smiled Storen.
With a phone full of pictures of pitchers' fingers, strange beers, and his two toddler sons, Eno Sarris can be found at the ballpark or a brewery most days. Read him here, writing about the A's or Giants at The Athletic, or about beer at October. Follow him on Twitter @enosarris if you can handle the sandwiches and inanity.

I had a book that was written (or perhaps dictated) by Kirby Puckett. He suggested oiling up the glove, sticking a baseball in the pocket, and then parking your car on top of it for a day or two.
Edit: Here it is.
that’s… that’s heavier than a mattress.
Love this article. Insight to a few of the many secret habits players have.
On a side note, the iPad version of fangraphs doesn’t have any updated instagraphs articles, besides this one. The article listed before this one is from the 6th – the smoak optimism.
I don’t believe that’s a mistake, because the same is true for me and I’m on a laptop.
Good to know. On my laptop, yesterday, I saw the other posts that have since been moved or deleted, so I had assumed today’s missing posts was because I was on a tablet.
On my laptop all the recent Notgraphs posts are gone completely!
I always heard people tell me that throwing it in the oven does the job. Do any players do this?
I would never recommend baking a glove. Heating leather will start to break down the protein bonds, which will take years off the life of your glove. If you spend $400+ on a good glove, I think you would regret baking it. It is worth the extra time to break it in the traditional way.
Thought this was going to be a “when all you have is a hammer” reference. Was disappointed, but the article was entertaining.
I have a baseball shaped mallet specifically made for breaking in gloves that I bought at a sporting goods store. Don’t know how to post pics.
Does anyone have a good link to a Rey Ordonez story? He would change his glove every month or so and once (iirc) switched to a brand new, unused glove in the middle of a game.
…Drew Storen, CORPORATE TOOL.
If this were NotGraphs, I would have been scared to click this link.
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