The Braves And Phillies Sucking at the Same Time Is Rare
Earlier today, Buster Olney noted on Twitter that the Braves are now pulling up the rear in terms of run differential:
The Braves surpassed the Phillies for the worst run differential in the majors — ATL now -164, PHI -163.
— Buster Olney (@Buster_ESPN) September 4, 2015
It got me to thinking — a dangerous pastime, I know — that it must be rare that two teams in the same division suck this much at the same time. Turns out, there’s something to that notion. Over at ESPN, we can easily find the run differentials back to 2002. Let’s take a look. Teams in bold are/were in the same division:

Year | Team 1 | RD | Team 2 | RD | Team 3 | RD | Team 4 | RD | Team 5 | RD |
2015 | PHI | -163 | ATL | -164 | ||||||
2014 | ||||||||||
2013 | MIN | -174 | HOU | -238 | ||||||
2012 | CLE | -178 | HOU | -211 | ||||||
2011 | BAL | -152 | MIN | -185 | HOU | -181 | ||||
2010 | BAL | -172 | KC | -169 | SEA | -185 | PIT | -279 | ||
2009 | KC | -156 | WAS | -164 | ||||||
2008 | WAS | -184 | ||||||||
2007 | TB | -162 | ||||||||
2006 | TB | -167 | KC | -214 | ||||||
2005 | TB | -186 | KC | -233 | ARI | -160 | ||||
2004 | KC | -185 | CIN | -157 | ARI | -284 | ||||
2003 | DET | -337 | MIL | -159 | CIN | -191 | SD | -160 | ||
2002 | TB | -245 | KC | -154 | DET | -289 | MIL | -194 | SD | -153 |
A couple of things to note. First, last season was pretty cool, because no one was super awful. That doesn’t happen all that often. But two teams being this bad at the same time in the same division hasn’t happened since 2003. Brewers fans will remember 2003 as the year before Ben Sheets was awesome. Reds fans will remember 2003 as the year when Ken Griffey Jr. was awesome but frequently injured. Well, I guess that was most years Griffey was in Cincy. In any case, things weren’t pretty in either city. Adam Dunn rankled old school devotees with a .215 batting average, Wayne Franklin started 34 games and (I’m just guessing here) a lot of brain cells were murdered with alcohol.
Things haven’t been much better in Atlanta and Philly this season. They’re the first two teams to be this bad in the same division in over a decade. That’s rare. But at least they can take comfort in a couple of things. First, they’re not the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked — do you see that 2003 Tigers run differential? Woof! Second, at least they know that they are not alone. And that’s something. After all, misery needs company.