NERD Game Scores: Dinelson Lamet’s Third

Devised originally in response to a challenge issued by sabermetric forefather Rob Neyer, and expanded at the request of nobody, NERD scores represent an attempt to summarize in one number (and on a scale of 0-10) the likely aesthetic appeal or watchability, for the learned fan, of a player or team or game.

How are they calculated? Haphazardly, is how. An explanation of the components and formulae which produce these NERD scores is available here. All objections to the numbers here are probably justified, on account of how this entire endeavor is absurd.


Most Highly Rated Game
San Diego at Arizona | 21:40 ET
Lamet (10.0 IP, 75 xFIP-) vs. Ray (69.0 IP, 84 xFIP-)
Beethoven’s third — known as the Heroic Symphony — marked the beginning of his “creative middle-period,” according to a source familiar with the situation. As for what Dinelson Lamet’s third will mark, this is uncertain. His first two have been excellent, however. Over 10.0 innings, the 24-year-old right-hander has recorded nearly a 40% strikeout rate, sitting at roughly 96 mph with his fastball.

Here’s an example of not his fastball, but his slider, with which pitch he’s recorded a swing and miss 20% of the time:

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Complete Schedule
Here’s the complete and also sortable table for all of today’s games. Pitching probables and game times aggregated from and the rest of the internet. Note that calculations both for team and game NERD scores feature adjustment for postseason odds that increases as season progresses. Read more about those adjustments here and here.

NERD Scores for June 6, 2017
Away SP TM GM TM SP Home Time
Drew Pomeranz BOS 7 5 7 8 6 NYA Masahiro Tanaka 19:05
Ivan Nova PIT 5 3 4 4 4 BAL Kevin Gausman 19:05
Jose Quintana CHA 4 4 6 8 8 TB Chris Archer 19:10
Jesse Chavez LAA 4 3 3 3 3 DET Daniel Norris 19:10
Adam Wainwright STL 4 4 5 8 3 CIN Tim Adleman 19:10
Aaron Nola PHI 7 4 4 2 3 ATL Jaime Garcia 19:35
Matt Cain SF 2 2 4 7 4 MIL Chase Anderson 19:40
Jeff Locke* MIA 7 5 6 6 7 CHN Jake Arrieta 20:05
Jacob deGrom NYN 10 5 6 4 5 TEX Dillon Gee* 20:05
David Paulino* HOU 9 6 6 2 5 KC Jakob Junis* 20:15
Mike Clevinger CLE 6 6 6 7 6 COL Antonio Senzatela 20:40
Dinelson Lamet SD 10 4 8 8 8 AZ Robbie Ray 21:40
Marco Estrada TOR 7 4 5 5 5 OAK Jesse Hahn 22:05
Hector Santiago MIN 0 6 5 2 10 SEA James Paxton 22:10
Max Scherzer WAS 9 6 7 7 7 LAN Bran. McCarthy 22:10
SP denotes pitcher NERD score.
TM denotes team score.
GM denotes overall game score.
Highlighted portion denotes game of the day.

* = Fewer than 10 IP, NERD at discretion of doomed author.

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5 years ago

I could watch that slider gif for hours.