NERD Game Scores for June 22, 2017

Devised originally in response to a challenge issued by sabermetric forefather Rob Neyer, and expanded at the request of nobody, NERD scores represent an attempt to summarize in one number (and on a scale of 0-10) the likely aesthetic appeal or watchability, for the learned fan, of a player or team or game.

How are they calculated? Haphazardly, is how. An explanation of the components and formulae which produce these NERD scores is available here. All objections to the numbers here are probably justified, on account of how this entire endeavor is absurd.

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Most Highly Rated Game
Arizona at Colorado | 15:10 ET
Godley (50.0 IP, 77 xFIP-) vs. Senzatela (83.1 IP, 100 xFIP-)
Per the author’s haphazard calculations, this D-backs and Rockies game is the day’s most promising. Neither club has been particularly well acquitted by these so-called NERD scores over the past few years. This season, however, has been different. Arizona has benefited from improbable success on the base paths. Colorado, for their part, have been one of the league’s top defensive clubs — led, in particular, by Nolan Arenado in that effort. Perhaps most notably, both teams feature nearly a 50% chance of making the divisional series this year.

Readers’ Preferred Broadcast: Arizona Radio.

Another Brief Note
Today’s Free Game
Today’s free game hadn’t been designated as of press time, but can be accessed by means of this hyperlinked text when it’s available.

Complete Schedule
Here’s the complete and also sortable table for all of today’s games. Pitching probables and game times aggregated from MLB.com and the rest of the internet. Note that calculations both for team and game NERD scores feature adjustment for postseason odds that increases as season progresses. Read more about those adjustments here and here.

NERD Scores for June 22, 2017
Away SP TM GM TM SP Home Time
Carlos Martinez STL 10 5 6 3 7 PHI Aaron Nola 13:05
Jose Quintana CHA 4 4 5 6 6 MIN Nik Turley* 13:10
Marcus Stroman TOR 8 4 5 5 4 TEX Martin Perez 14:05
Ivan Nova PIT 6 3 5 7 5 MIL Chase Anderson 14:10
Zack Godley AZ 8 8 7 7 6 COL Ant. Senzatela 15:10
David Paulino HOU 6 5 5 4 5 OAK Jesse Hahn 15:35
Mike Clevinger CLE 6 6 5 3 4 BAL Wade Miley 19:05
Jesse Chavez LAA 3 3 6 9 10 NYA Luis Severino 19:05
Jake Arrieta CHN 7 7 6 4 6 MIA Jeff Locke 19:10
Matt Cain SF 1 2 3 2 5 ATL Jaime Garcia 19:35
Daniel Norris DET 4 3 4 3 7 SEA And. Moore* 22:10
Steven Matz NYN 4 5 6 8 6 LAN Hyun-Jin Ryu 22:10
SP denotes pitcher NERD score.
TM denotes team score.
GM denotes overall game score.
Highlighted portion denotes game of the day.

* = Fewer than 10 IP, NERD at discretion of doomed author.





Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.

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Snerd
6 years ago

“NERD at discretion of doomed author”