NERD Game Scores for Sunday, August 16, 2015

Devised originally in response to a challenge issued by viscount of the internet Rob Neyer, and expanded at the request of nobody, NERD scores represent an attempt to summarize in one number (and on a scale of 0-10) the likely aesthetic appeal or watchability, for the learned fan, of a player or team or game. Read more about the components of and formulae for NERD scores here.

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Most Highly Rated Game
Washington at San Francisco | 16:05 ET
Ross (49.2 IP, 82 xFIP-) vs. Bumgarner (154.1 IP, 80 xFIP-)
As one grows older and feels more acutely the baleful gravity of life, he’s more liable to begrudge those who experience success without any of the attendant struggle. One might expect, in light of this tendency, to find that right-hander Joe Ross has become the object of universal derision. Consider: over the first 49.2 innings of his career as a major leaguer, Ross has produced decidedly better-than-average fielding-independent and run-prevention numbers — and, with the exception of his most recent appearance, has conceded no more than three runs in any of his eight starts. He has, unlike the founders of Kansas, found his way to the stars without difficulties. And yet, a brief examination by the author of his interior self, reveals no contempt at all for Joe Ross. Both his Nationals and also Madison Bumgarner’s Giants currently possess divisional odds somewhere between 20% and 50% (using the season-to-date stats methodology).

Readers’ Preferred Broadcast: San Francisco Radio or Television.

Two Brief Notes
Matt Boyd to Start
Left-hander Matt Boyd, a fixture within the author’s weekly Fringe Five column this season and also recent acquisition of the Detroit Tigers, is scheduled to start for that club in Houston at 14:10 ET today. He produced a 6:1 K:BB versus 24 batters over 5.1 innings his last appearance.

Today’s Free Game
Today’s free game features the same Washington and San Francisco clubs cited above, and can be accessed by means of this hyperlinked text.

Complete Schedule
Here’s the complete and very sortable table for all of today’s games. Pitching probables and game times aggregated from MLB.com and also the rest of the internet. Note that the calculations both for team and game NERD scores have changed recently to better integrate playoff odds into same. Read more about those adjustments here and here.

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Away   SP Tm. Gm. Tm. SP   Home Time
Luis Severino NYA 9 8 8 9 7 TOR Drew Hutchison 13:07
Jeff Locke PIT 5 10 8 6 9 NYN Matt Harvey 13:10
Rub. de la Rosa AZ 8 5 5 2 7 ATL Shelby Miller 13:35
Ken. Graveman OAK 4 3 5 7 5 BAL Wei-Yin Chen 13:35
Vidal Nuno* SEA 6 3 3 3 0 BOS Henry Owens 13:35
Dan Haren CHN 3 9 6 2 10 CHA Chris Sale 14:10
Carlos Carrasco CLE 10 4 5 3 3 MIN Tommy Milone 14:10
Matt Boyd DET 6 2 5 8 3 HOU Mike Fiers 14:10
Aaron Harang PHI 2 2 3 2 5 MIL Taylor Jungmann 14:10
David Phelps MIA 2 3 4 4 10 STL Carlos Martinez 14:15
Drew Smyly TB 10 4 5 4 2 TEX Yovani Gallardo 15:05
Joe Ross WAS 10 7 9 10 9 SF Ma.n Bumgarner 16:05
An. DeSclafani CIN 5 3 6 9 6 LAN Zack Greinke 16:10
Ian Kennedy SD 5 3 4 3 6 COL Chris Rusin 16:10
Hector Santiago LAA 4 8 6 3 8 KC Yordano Ventura 20:08

* = Fewer than 10 IP, NERD at discretion of very handsome author.





Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.

10 Comments
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Posterity
11 years ago

Elite blurb-writing today.

DNA+
11 years ago

Does Henry Owens really have zero interest?

Greg
11 years ago
Reply to  DNA+

If we round up then yes he’s still at zero.

Andrew A.
11 years ago

MARK REYNOLDS’ WALK UP SONG IS SPANISH FLEA

Andrew A.
11 years ago
Reply to  Andrew A.

I realize it’s not Marcus Semien or Kevin Keirmaier, but it’s something

Cam Hodgson
11 years ago

Greinke only a 6? Argh! I continue to be hurt and confused.

Greg
11 years ago
Reply to  Cam Hodgson

A 6 is a good score. Equivalent to the score of lefty Matt Boyd, a fuxture within the author’s weekly fringe five column this season. If Mr. Grienke isn’t satisfied with his interest level, then perhaps he would find utility in learning to throw the ball with his knuckles.

Mike Green
11 years ago
Reply to  Greg

“a fuxture”

Now, there’s a top-5 typo.

BipMember since 2016
11 years ago
Reply to  Cam Hodgson

we should have a crowdsourced NERD rankings over a full season. ultimately, the purposely of NERD is to gauge watchability, and so, in a sense, a crowdsourced NERD would be the ideal NERD score. Then, with all that data, we could use statistical methods to try to better understand what people find watchable and why, and maybe some of the scores that don’t look right now would improve.

tz
11 years ago
Reply to  Bip

You mean like the fan-based defensive ratings that Tango started doing?