NERD Game Scores for Tuesday, August 18, 2015

Devised originally in response to a challenge issued by viscount of the internet Rob Neyer, and expanded at the request of nobody, NERD scores represent an attempt to summarize in one number (and on a scale of 0-10) the likely aesthetic appeal or watchability, for the learned fan, of a player or team or game. Read more about the components of and formulae for NERD scores here.

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Most Highly Rated Game
New York NL at Baltimore | 19:05 ET
deGrom (146.2 IP, 78 xFIP-) vs. Gausman (60.1 IP, 103 xFIP-)
Were the velocity aging curve for pitchers not merely a line on a graph but rather the topographic profile of a road in your local municipality, public-works officials would erect a sign at the beginning of it alerting motorists to the steep grade which lay ahead. Indeed, science reveals that pitchers lose, on average, about 0.3 mph per year of fastball velocity. What Mets right-hander Jacob deGrom has done instead, however, is to steadily gain fastball velocity since his major-league debut last May. After sitting at roughly 93.0 mph over his first handful of starts in 2014, deGrom has now produced an average fastball velocity of 95.0 mph or greater in 11 of his most recent 14 appearances. This open disregard for the natural limits of human anatomy is the precise sort of behavior which, were deGrom not a Dutch-American person but rather a character in Ovid’s Metamorphoses, would provoke the considerable anger of the Olympic gods — and the sort of robust vengeance of which those same gods are capable.

Readers’ Preferred Broadcast: New York NL Television.

One Other Brief Note
Today’s Free Game
Today’s free game features Seattle at Texas, starts at 20:05 ET, and can be accessed by means of this hyperlinked text.

Complete Schedule
Here’s the complete and very sortable table for all of today’s games. Pitching probables and game times aggregated from MLB.com and also the rest of the internet. Note that the calculations both for team and game NERD scores have changed recently to better integrate playoff odds into same. Read more about those adjustments here and here.

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Away   SP Tm. Gm. Tm. SP   Home Time
Chase Anderson AZ 3 5 7 10 9 PIT Francisco Liriano 19:05
Mike Pelfrey MIN 2 3 5 9 6 NYA CC Sabathia 19:05
Jacob deGrom NYN 10 6 8 8 8 BAL Kevin Gausman 19:05
R.A. Dickey TOR 8 8 6 2 7 PHI Aaron Nola 19:05
Trevor Bauer CLE 6 4 5 3 7 BOS Eduard. Rodriguez 19:10
Edinson Volquez KC 4 3 4 3 8 CIN Raisel Iglesias 19:10
Anibal Sanchez DET 6 3 6 9 7 CHN Jason Hammel 20:05
Hisashi Iwakuma SEA 8 3 4 5 1 TEX Chi-Chi Gonzalez 20:05
Adam Conley* MIA 4 3 3 2 4 MIL Tyler Cravy 20:10
Jake Odorizzi TB 6 3 6 9 4 HOU Scott Feldman 20:10
Ryan Vogelsong SF 1 10 5 4 5 STL Lance Lynn 20:15
Jo. Zimmermann WAS 6 7 5 3 6 COL David Hale 20:40
John Danks CHA 4 2 5 8 7 LAA Garrett Richards 22:05
Clayton Kershaw LAN 10 9 7 3 6 OAK Felix Doubront 22:05
Matthew Wisler ATL 4 2 4 3 7 SD James Shields 22:10

* = Fewer than 10 IP, NERD at discretion of very handsome author.





Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.

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steve
8 years ago

Cistulli, your baseless accusations of DeGrom’s steroid use are reprehensible. You should be ashamed.

Evan
8 years ago
Reply to  steve

Is this a straw man or a failed attempt at humor?