NERD Game Scores for Wednesday, August 12, 2015

Devised originally in response to a challenge issued by viscount of the internet Rob Neyer, and expanded at the request of nobody, NERD scores represent an attempt to summarize in one number (and on a scale of 0-10) the likely aesthetic appeal or watchability, for the learned fan, of a player or team or game. Read more about the components of and formulae for NERD scores here.

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Most Highly Rated Game
Washington at Los Angeles NL | 22:10 ET
Zimmermann (141.1 IP, 102 xFIP-) vs. Kershaw (154.0 IP, 55 xFIP-)
The Nationals and Dodgers, both currently situated deep within the throes of postseason contention, have split the first two games of their important series at the latter’s home park. While, in a literal sense, the two clubs have actually participated in that pair of contests and thousands have gathered to observe them, the results have produced roughly the same effect as an alternate scenario in which neither game was played at all. Indeed, everyone involved could merely have stayed home — or dined out with friends at one of Los Angeles County’s excellent restaurants — and found the two clubs occupying basically the same place as today. Which, that awful reality noted, one notes furthermore that today’s game actually will produce a series winner, thus rendering the entire endeavor something slightly better than totally meaningless.

Readers’ Preferred Broadcast: Los Angeles NL Radio.

Two Brief Notes
Broadcast with Advanced Stats
The MLB Network will experiment with a broadcast featuring advanced stats for today’s Houston and San Francisco game. It stars at 15:30 ET and features the improbably coiffed Brian Kenny among others. Indeed, FanGraphs contributor Neil Weinberg spoke with Kenny about the effort, the product of which conversation one can find here.

Today’s Free Game
Today’s free game features the same Astros and Giants clubs mentioned just above, and can be accessed by means of this hyperlinked text.

Complete Schedule
Here’s the complete and very sortable table for all of today’s games. Pitching probables and game times aggregated from MLB.com and also the rest of the internet. Note that the calculations both for team and game NERD scores have changed recently to better integrate playoff odds into same. Read more about those adjustments here and here.

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Away   SP Tm. Gm. Tm. SP   Home Time
Kevin Gausman BAL 8 7 6 3 8 SEA Hisashi Iwakuma 15:40
Raisel Iglesias CIN 7 3 5 3 7 SD James Shields 15:40
Aaron Nola PHI 7 1 4 6 3 AZ Chase Anderson 15:40
Scott Feldman HOU 4 9 7 9 5 SF Chris Heston 15:45
Ed. Rodriguez BOS 7 3 4 3 4 MIA Adam Conley* 16:10
Aaron Brooks OAK 8 3 7 8 8 TOR R.A. Dickey 19:07
Matthew Wisler ATL 3 2 4 4 6 TB Jake Odorizzi 19:10
Jorge de la Rosa COL 4 3 6 7 10 NYN Jacob deGrom 19:10
CC Sabathia NYA 6 9 7 4 10 CLE Danny Salazar 19:10
Matt Garza MIL 4 3 6 8 7 CHN Jason Hammel 20:05
Daniel Norris DET 3 2 3 3 4 KC Edinson Volquez 20:10
Andrew Heaney LAA 6 9 5 2 4 CHA John Danks 20:10
Nick Martinez TEX 2 4 3 3 2 MIN Mike Pelfrey 20:10
Gerrit Cole PIT 10 9 7 3 9 STL Michael Wacha 20:15
Jo. Zimmermann WAS 6 9 9 9 10 LAN Clayton Kershaw 22:10

* = Fewer than 10 IP, NERD at discretion of very handsome author.





Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.

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Johan Santa
8 years ago

I hope someone let Nick Martin know he’s making his big league debut in Minnesota today.

AlexanderDope
8 years ago

To air is human

Phil
8 years ago

This is the best response. Love it!