Thanks for Reading
January 21st, 2011. That’s the day I got a phone call from David Appelman that changed my life.
I’d moved to California and was trying to make a full-time go of writing about fantasy baseball for a living, but my wife — as amazingly supportive as she’s been — had been wondering when I might be able to contribute more to the household. David’s call was a lifeline, a rope to a sinking writer, and I’ll never forget it. A job. Writing about baseball. Amazing.
Other than giving me a chance to do this for a living, David also gave me a chance to connect with you readers here at FanGraphs, readers I count as probably the best of the internet, and sometimes I feel like I’ve written for all of the internet. Maybe I have some authority on the matter. You guys are awesome, believe me.
This will be my last post for FanGraphs for now, post number 2,202 when you add them all up. Details to come, but I’m excited for this new chapter, and I will still see you around, but not on these pages.
My first post for RotoGraphs was about batting average on balls in play, and I’m horrified to see that I referenced Chris Iannetta‘s early-year line-drive rate. A few posts later, though, maybe I hit my stride while wondering if 2009 would be Jorge de la Rosa’s best year because he was throwing his curveball less. My last post was a set of pitching ranks for last year, which were a culmination of my study into pitch-type peripherals and a growing affinity for pitching analysis in general.
There’s a pattern, here, though. At least, I hope there is.
My first post over at the main site, meanwhile, was an analysis of the Padres’ 2010 midseason acquisition of Miguel Tejada. Do you remember that the Padres led the National League West for 148 days that year? And that Tejada played well for them, and regularly, after the trade? I got that one wrong. Maybe I hit my stride a little bit more later on when I wrote about free-swingers who whiffed a ton but had okay strikeout rates because they were so aggressive they made contact before they struck out. I ended up writing about that topic a few times as I tried to pry loose some knowledge.
Nowhere did I make more missteps than at NotGraphs. I’m amazed that Carson Cistulli allowed me to write there at all. I don’t know if there’s a worse post associated with FanGraphs than this one or this one. I found a zone within my capabilities by writing about my children in the end. It me, Facebook Dad NotGraphs poster.
Anyway, the pattern I hope to paint here is this: y’all have been great and have helped me grow by being great commenters. I’ve been trying to ask better questions, and you’ve been guiding me all along.
Of course, I couldn’t have done it without Carson and David and Paul Swydan and Jeff Sullivan. I’m literally crying right now, because I’d lie down on the tracks for those four, and this was a dream job, making great content along side great people. What a place this is.
Thanks to Dave Cameron for giving me a chance on the front page and for challenging me to grow. Kiley McDaniel is the best, and I look forward to seeing him write about baseball as a whole, even though he knows his prospects. Paul Sporer means RotoGraphs is in good hands; make sure to read your Mike Podhorzer and Brad Johnson, too. Travis Sawchik and Craig Edwards I count as great friends in the industry now. David Laurila is like my clubhouse dad, pretty much. Maybe August Fagerstrom will return my last text someday. Jeff Zimmerman has practically taught me all that I know about SQL and has put up with me as a roommate, so he’s suffered through a lot of pain for my benefit, and I’ll love him forever for it. Sean Dolinar has done so much for the look and feel of the site, I’m sure it’ll keep getting better. I fully expect Alex Chamberlain and Andrew Perpetua to write something must-read tomorrow or the next day, that’s what they do.
You’re in good hands still, but more importantly: they’ve got you. And you’re the best.
Thanks for reading.
With a phone full of pictures of pitchers' fingers, strange beers, and his two toddler sons, Eno Sarris can be found at the ballpark or a brewery most days. Read him here, writing about the A's or Giants at The Athletic, or about beer at October. Follow him on Twitter @enosarris if you can handle the sandwiches and inanity.
See you luder, someday, somewhere!
Thinking of doing chats Fridays on Facebook live if people are interested!
Yes. Quite interested. Thank you. Eno! Best of luck.
Now that may get me back on Facebook…
Make sure you tweet if you are doing a chat. Yesterday was hard 🙁
Sad to see you go Eno! Good luck friend
{solemn head bow}
You will be missed. Best of luck in your next venture.
Eno, you are awesome.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Where will I get my ludes? Where will I get my grips? No more sleeper and the bust?
Wish you all the best, Eno! It’s been a joy reading your stuff. Sad to see ya leave
Wishing you luck, sad day for FG.
This type of sadness should really wait for a Friday. Anyway, thank you for all of the good times here. Can’t wait to hear what is next for your. I hope it involves a lot of writing, and not just being with a team.
Big loss.
Good luck with whatever you’ll be doing, Eno (um, there’s no indication here what that will be).
This, perhaps?: https://oct.co/
Would be fitting if Dave had to tread lightly on past AJ Preller comments while Eno had to be delicate on AB/macrobrews.
Regardless – good luck and godspeed.
Eno,
Thanks so much for all your contributions to the site. I read FanGraphs everyday, and especially appreciate your thoughtful analysis and the human touch you bring your articles — through humor, honesty, and curiosity. Thursday from noon-whenever is one of the highlights of my week, thanks to you.
best of luck wherever you’re headed!
Thank you and good Luck. I doubt you will need it though
Wow what an incredible exodus of writers in the last couple of months. What’s really going on here?
yeah, exactly. At least the new writers make it where this site isn’t like the Florida Marlins fire sales.
Is Jeff Sullivan then J.P. Realmuto in this analogy?
Sure hope not!
So Dave Cameron is Giancarlo Stanton?
I really hope not; that would mean Jeff is almost certainly gone by august.
I was going to ask this question as well. One thing is for sure and that is that we will never know…
E-Noooooo! Never met you but I feel like I know you. I owe you a beer sometime
Going to miss you terribly! Good luck!!!
Such a bummer to see you go, Eno. Best of luck in your future endeavors. Look forward to reading whatever you write.
Eno, you’ve been the biggest inspiration to help me think differently and critically about this amazing game, both fantasy and real.
You made me a champion.
Thanks, and best of luck to you on your next endeavor.
You’ve been great. Until we find you again somewhere else … lude.
Damn. The padres are scooping everyone up.
Time for us to hold onto Jeff very closely.
And time for Jeff to use his leverage to demand a raise.
There will be rioting in the streets if he leaves too
Man, will miss those Eno chats. I hope you aren’t leaving to follow that hamburger on a string.
Is it just me, or have there been a lot of exits the last couple of months?
Good luck out there, whatever you wind up doing.
Good luck. PS Which MLB team hired you? 🙂
Man, Fangraphs is feeling like when you and all your freinds moved away after high school.
If Sullivan or Cistulli leaves, we riot.
Or cry. Or become potheads or alcoholics. We need our fix of good baseball writing.
Eno, you are great and will be terribly missed. Your chats have been some of the most fun I’ve ever had reading about baseball. Best of luck.
This is getting ridiculous.
Thanks for everything Eno! I’ve only been a fangraphs reader for a couple years but have enjoyed your pieces. Good Luck with whatever is next.
I was looking forward to pitchers throwing closest to max velo…
Oh man, I am really sad to see you go Eno. Where am I going to get my sandwich, beer, and sometimes baseball chats now?
Wish you all the best in whatever comes next – which honestly sounds like it’s going to be something with a baseball team since you explicitly said it’s not beer related. I will genuinely miss you, your humor, and the interesting content you created for us to read.
…I was really hoping for at least another chat or two when you hinted that you were leaving.
I don’t think I can take this anymore.
First no one signed Danny Espinosa (The greatest baseball player the Nationals have ever had) and now this. My heart can’t go on.
https://www.mlb.com/news/danny-espinosa-yankees-agree-to-minors-deal/c-265529310
Here’s to you, Eno, we’ll miss you
*Cracks open a Bud Light*
If Eno has taught me anything – its that the only reason one should crack open a Bud Light – is to pour it out.
Dilly dilly
In a pinch it can be used to provide a good prank
BAHAHAHA
Best of luck to you, Eno. I will miss your articles and, most of all, your marathon, 2+ hour chats. You really went the extra mile for us.
Fangraphs is losing so much, but it just goes to show how incredible this staff has been. Good luck Eno!
This says it all.
Eno,
What are we going to do without a regular fix of photos of finger placement on a basball. This has been the sole content of my dreams.
Best wishes with your next adventure.
Enjoy every sandwich!
EVERYBODY STOP LEAVING FANGRAPHS DAMNIT
To me, you’ll always be the bench coach for the All-Ugly Baseball Team.
Sorry to see you go. Thanks for everything.
I AM SAD!
Sad lude 🙁
You hinted this was coming. Congratulations on your next phase and most of all – thank you! All of your contributions, especially on pitching and your chats, are terrific! Look forward to hearing news of your chosen position…
Thanks for writing.
Gonna cry in my beer.
Good luck, Eno, whatever it may be. I think what Fangraphs needs to do is buy a baseball team, then keep all its writing talent as talent evaluators. We just need 2.3 quadrillion more members to pay $20 and maybe FG can buy the Rays.
I’m definitely in with that idea! Count me in for double that!
Noooo! Please make your next move a public one
Wait. What? Oh nooooooooooooooooooooooes!!!!!
I don’t really interact here, but read the content daily. You have long been one of my favorites, Eno. Thank you for all of the great stuff and best of luck to you in your new endeavors!
Padres??
Christ man I’m gonna cry
Leaving with the fans (that’s we readers) hoping for more is the way to go out on top. Good luck, and thanks for giving us a great deal of pleasure.
i’ve learned so much from reading your work. Thanks, and good luck!
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Eno, I loved your writing, and double-plus loved your writing at Notgraphs. I’m sure your next endeavour will be a great success, and I hope there will be a way of reading about it.
No, not Eno! All the best to the best!
But I just made you my new favourite writer after Dave left!
Best of luck!
please don’t stop tweeting reviews of crafty sandwhiches. they’re quite endearing
Gonna miss the great content. Plinys in the future, I owe you for a few dynasty victories. Thanks for everything!
So maybe nobody in here is actually my friend but let’s assume you all are for a second.
On one hand, of course you’d always want the best for your friends. And I do. Dave, Paul, and Eno too.
But man, it’s tough to not see all these names on the front of this site anymore. You guys changed me as a baseball fan, and in a great way. And baseball is my most favorite thing in the world. You changed the thing I like most about the world. That’s… significant.
Sad to see you all go, but excited to see what we get from you all next.
You guys have to quit leaving!
But seriously, good luck in your next endeavor.
Wow. Sad to see you go, let us know where you’ll be next. Will miss your very valuable pitching insights.
You’re the best kind of person. Love you, Eno!
Eno!! I will very much miss reading your work in these pages, and feel lucky I have been able to learn so much about the game and analysis through your insight and columns. Best of luck in your next endeavor, I look forward to seeing what you are up to.
Can’t think of a more fun blogger anywhere–incredibly great advice and analytics on pitchers…who the heck else can combine this level of baseball, music, sandwich and beer acumen? NO ONE. The fun factor just dropped on this site–hope someone can step in..big loss. Hope and pray for the best for you and your family Eno.
Literally sobbing.
Eno, no… Thank you for being you.
Sad to see you go Eno. Enjoyed reading your articles, but I enjoyed the chats even more. They were one of a kind with the ludes, sandwiches and beer talk on top of the baseball talk. You’ll be missed here.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Godspeed
Dammit Eno, it’s way too early for April Fool’s jokes.
Best wishes for the future, Eno. You will be missed!
At least we got Kiley back…
Dang, one of the really great ones. I am going to miss you Eno.
Thank you for the insight into baseball / sandwiches / beer, and for your online fellowship. Best of luck to you in your next adventure.
The day we all dreaded.
Your contributions on here have molded the way I view the game today, and more specifically, pitching. Sleeper and the bust. The Change. The chats. You’ve expanded my baseball mind exponentially since I began reading here in 2011.
God willing, Soler sends you out with a 40 HR season this year.
Thank you so much for the work. You’re the writer who brought me into this fangraphs nonsense, and I’ll be sad to see you go. Good luck with what comes next! Keep luding.
Hoisting a cold one for you, Eno. Good luck in your future endeavors!
Good luck Eno. As many have already said, you’ll be missed on FG but it’s important to blaze the path less taken. Looking forward to seeing articles from your next stop.
Already miss you 🙁
Noooooo!!!! Best of luck Eno!
Eno, you have been my beer opposite (me: darks and Scotch ales), which puzzled me till I learned about your stomach issues. I’ve enjoyed your work here immensely, and just “liked” your non-personal FB page to keep up on your next destination. Go to the Santa Clara Valley Brewery and tell my pal co-founder Tom Clark that I sent you. Much luv and looking forward to finding out what your next step is.
Good luck in your future endeavors Eno`.
You will be missed. Let us know where you’re going to next!
A day I was hoping I’d never see. Have to drink an extra one tonight…
Would the last of the early Fangraphs writers to leave please turn out the lights? I swear to god, if Jeff Sullivan stops writing about baseball to take some cushy job analyzing volcanoes….
Thanks for everything Eno, you’ll be missed.
No more sandmiches and marathons? You’ll be missed. Best of luck and God speed.
Awesome! So long, Eno! I’ve been waiting for this–hoping but not expecting it would really happen. Good riddance–ha! No one has hated your so-called “journalism” more than I have: writing yourself into stories of which you’re not actually a legitimate part–good riddance! Take Travis with you–haha! Well, this is worth at least half a WAR for FG; but even if the consensus says it isn’t–adios! Down-vote away, bitchez–and here’s the celebration regardless–YES! “Big smile; big smile; BIG SMILE!”–HA! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saCNObW9Uaour
You suck, dude.
Awful
I’ve enjoyed reading your articles and chats immensely over the last several years, not to mention the podcast. Best of luck!
Lean days ahead coming for FG but Good Luck Eno.
Can we compromise for you to still do sleeper and the bust?
I live in NY and am often taking the subway two hours a day back and forth to work. In that time I listen to a ton of podcasts spanning many subjects, and yours and Paul’s weekly spot on sleeper and the bust is still my favorite listen. Between you breaking down pitches and Paul busting your balls, I don’t know how I’ll ever forgive you for taking this hour/week away from me. All kidding aside, best of luck and thanks for the insight and entertainment!
Do I need to change my screen name to “Rich in Spirit Alan”?
Best of luck Eno!
I have enjoyed reading your content. Congrats on the new job! I was hoping it would say you were going to be working for an MLB team though (preferably the Twins)!
Is this your first time doing MLB team beat reporting?
Nooooo!! Will look forward to hearing what’s ext, and hoping we can still follow you somewhere.
I have to assume this is because you are taking your pick-up basketball talents to the next level?
Best of luck Eno! It’s been great listening/reading you for many years!
Good luck, man.
Damn, man. Best of luck to you with whatever you do next. You will definitely be missed here.
BeerGraphs full time…
Aw shoot. I’ll miss you.
You’ve been unique on the site, and I mean that in a good way. Nobody else will quite fill your shoes.
You’ve also been a graceful listener to the comments crew, which we appreciate.
Nooo Enoooo!! I can’t believe this day has come. I was lucky enough to go to I think your first fangraphs meetup at the old pro so many years ago. Your personality comes through clearly in your writing which is why there are so many people mourning here in the comments. Good luck with whatever is coming down the pipe! bleepbloop
Good luck, Eno! Your insightful writing will be missed!
I always enjoyed your articles and chats. Thanks and good luck!
Poop
Another one?! My god, they’re dropping like flies over there …
Good luck on whatever your next thing is … which is …?
No more chats here? I would be up for FB Live on Friday…thanks for everything. Yours truly, Merv Throneberry
OK EVERYONE LET’S JUST CALM DOWN. ALL REMAINING FG WRITERS JUST STAY WHERE YOU ARE AND NO ONE GETS HURT
BREAKING NEWS: APPELMAN ANNOUNCES HIS LAST FANGRAPHS POST
FANGRAPHS, USA (AP) – David Appelman, founder and owner of FanGraphs, has announced he has written his last post for the Fangraphs website.
Full text of Appelman’s statement:
This has been a wonderful adventure for all of us who love base….ah I’ll cut to the chase. This will be my last post on this website. Unlike certain other candy asses, I will not be leaving Fangraphs, since that would make no sense because I’m the owner.
I’ll be giving more details at a later date on what I’ll be doing with the time I’m not spending writing here. In the meantime, I am glad to be leaving the day-to-day ownership activities to our acting Commander-in-Chief, Well-Beered Shirtless Carson Cistulli, and lead editor, Serbian to Vietnamese to French. I wish all you sve ?itaoce, hvala ti za tvoju gledalištem i klikova, i radujemo se povezivanjem s tobom u budu?nosti. Neka Bog blagoslovi Fangraphs i Americi. Merci.
Seriously, thanks Eno for all the years of great stuff. Gonna miss you.
Today: APPELMAN disclosure in the future future
David Appelman, founder and owner of FanGraphs, announced that it has written the latest article on FanGraphs.
Appelman statement full text:
This is a great adventure for all those who love Foundation … I cross the road. This will be my last post on this site. Unlike other candy, don’t go to Fangraphs, because it makes sense because I was the owner.
I now you know more about what to do with the time I’m not here. At the same time, I am very happy to tell me every day to Cook, Vejle-drunk topless, Carson Cistullia and editors in Serbia from Vietnam to France, on my daily work. . I want all of you, thank you for your Stadium, and click your mouse, and I look forward to contact you in the future. God bless America and Fangraphs. Thank you.
Thank you, Eno! Good luck!
Lude-Icrous
We’ll miss you terribly, Eno. Your ‘ludes on your chats were awesome. Same with your columns.
All good things must come to an end. As it was with the Beatles when I was young, good baseball writers must follow their own muse and move on.
Thanks for all of the great reading. Good luck in whatever it is you do next.
*Quickly checks the calendar to see if it’s April 1st*
Noooooooo!!!!
Eno, you are hands down my favorite writer and favorite personality around here (I don’t think we can legally say Cistulli has a personality). You made me fall in love with fantasy baseball analysis and made me look at the game through a different lens. I’d be lying if I said multiple friends and family members didn’t know you by name from the numerous times I’ve talked about you and your work as well as your love for beer and sandwiches. You’ve also been kind enough to let me e-mail you fantasy baseball questions for the past few years as well. You’re such a good dude Eno and you’ll be sorely missed. I wish you all the best on your future endeavors and hope to see you back in some future capacity. Lude on, brother.
Nooooo
This is extremely sad. Looked forward to Thursday all week just for your chat. You were often the reason I visited Fangraphs. Thank you for all the entertainment you have provided over the years and all the best wherever you are going.
As someone who knows about hurt, this hurts.
Say it ain’t so, Eno! You’ve long been one of my favorite writers here. Best of luck to you!
Best of luck to you Eno. You’ve been a great source of knowledge on this page. Looking forward to seeing more from you in the future. I’d also be interested in the Facebook live chats.
From the blurb at the bottom, it sounds like Eno is another recruit for Tim Kawakami at the Athletic, who was able to lure a couple of the San Jose Mercury baseball writers with great salaries (but fortunately not the San Francisco Chronicle writers, who are better paid). Anyhow, good luck!
Batspeed, Eno.
E…NOOOOOOO! 🙁
What the hell is NotGraphs? I Googled and clicked many links and now I am more confused than ever
You have been my favorite writer and personality since joining Fangraphs. The great ones all have a short residency at BA and FG. Sorry to see you go, but best of everything in your Next Great Adventure.
Eric Hosmer is still a dick. Best of luck Eno.
Bye for now – ETM
Job with the Athletic or the Athletics?
Good luck, Eno!
Best of luck, Eno! You are truly great at this job, but I hope you enjoy your next challenge even more. Best wishes!