NERD Game Scores for Thursday, May 12, 2016
Devised originally in response to a challenge issued by sabermetric nobleman Rob Neyer, and expanded at the request of nobody, NERD scores represent an attempt to summarize in one number (and on a scale of 0-10) the likely aesthetic appeal or watchability, for the learned fan, of a player or team or game. Read more about the components of and formulae for NERD scores here.
Most Highly Rated Game
New York NL at Los Angeles NL | 22:10 ET
Colon (38.1 IP, 81 xFIP-) vs. Kershaw (53.0 IP, 51 xFIP-)
“To hope,” writes Emil Cioran in his pleasantly titled collection Syllogisms of Bitterness, “is to contradict the future.” A compelling sentiment, that — one which, even after a period of reflection, is difficult to discredit. Due to a number of factors — but mostly the all-consuming darkness that lurks just beyond the horizon — life and the living of it lends itself to a native pessimism. This isn’t to suggest, however, that there aren’t brief moments when some manner of hope or anticipation isn’t called for. Consider the case of this particular game, for example. In this corner, one finds Bartolo Colon, a rotund geriatric who radiates cheer. In this other corner, something not unlike The Best There Ever Was, Is, or Will Be. “What will happen?” one asks. “I don’t know,” everyone else answers. “Let’s find out.”