Jeff Sullivan: Hello, readers of this chat

Jeff Sullivan: Welcome to this chat

Jeff Sullivan: I will apologize in advance that while I usually chat for 2+ hours, today I’ll be confined to more of a typical Dave schedule. Will I compensate by chatting faster? Absolutely probably not!

Jeff Sullivan: And per usual, don’t bother asking me fantasy questions that you don’t dress up as better, more real-life-relevant questions

Comment From Mark
All you can eat content buffet!

Jeff Sullivan: Well probably no

Eno Sarris: Nick will be here shortly!

Nicholas Minnix: Yes, I will, and don’t him Shortly!

Nicholas Minnix: Morning, everybody, looking forward to getting started at the top of the hour!

Comment From Sandy
MINNIX!!!

Nicholas Minnix: Sandy, surely you’re the most excited anyone has ever been to see me. Thank you!

Comment From season tickets
hey eno!

Eno Sarris: heyo

Warp Records:

Eno Sarris: My namesake did a thing.

Comment From Chong
HI!

Eno Sarris: Where’s cheech?

Comment From Jake Arrieta
TNAX FOR RTICUL BOUT ME

Dave Cameron: So we’re going to try an experiment today; I’m at a local hangout while my car is getting fixed. I don’t know how great the wi-fi is, or how long it’s going to take to get the car working, so this chat might be abbreviated, or extra long. I guess we’ll find out!

Dave Cameron: The queue is now open.

Dave Cameron: Alright, let’s get this party started.

Comment From Darren
Is Lucroy the NL MVP as of today?

Dave Cameron: Tulo is probably still on top, but Lucroy is in the mix. McCutchen, Stanton, Puig if he catches fire again.

Comment From Ryan
Has Luis Valbuena actually developed into a useful piece going forward for the Cubs?

Paul Swydan: Hi everybody!

Jeff was away last weekend, so he is still playing catchup, which means you are stuck with me again tonight! I’ve already got four polls up and running, and hit me with questions, and I’ll see you at 9 pm ET. It’s a plan just crazy enough to work. See you soon!

Paul Swydan: Oh hey, let’s do this.

Comment From Sunshine
Brock Holt in the OF, how quickly does he gain eligibility in fantasy?

Paul Swydan: Pretty sure this depends on your specific league. Every league I’m in is different.

Comment From Sunshine
thoughts on Taveras?

Paul Swydan: He’ll be back. And be spectacular.

Jeff Sullivan: Hey guys, sorry about that, had to wrap up a couple little travel arrangements

Jeff Sullivan: Just by complete chance, I’m going to be in San Diego tomorrow for the Padres’ first home game since yesterday’s awful news. Haven’t cried in a while, so this should bring that streak to an end.

Jeff Sullivan: But let’s talk about good things, and also probably some bad things. Baseball time!

Comment From Bret
Sure, what did you want to chat about?

Jeff Sullivan: Baseball time!

Comment From Lonnie B. Goode
breaking: justin verlander has been diagnosed with a terminal case of tim lincecum disease

Dan Szymborski: RIP Tony Gwynn. Man, that’s crappy news. I went to take a shower before my chat and come back and everyone’s talking about Tony Gwynn’s career.

Comment From Los
Why are you bald?

Dan Szymborski: Because I shaved off my hair. Hair is the necessary ingredient to not being bald.

Dan Szymborski: Let’s get the presidents going (in a minute, still need to upload)

Comment From PieTraynee
Is McCutchen the best offensive player right now?

Dan Szymborski: Way up there, but I don’t expect him to really be the best offensively.

Eno Sarris: Minnix will be here shortly!

Nicholas Minnix: Hello, everybody!

Nicholas Minnix: We’ll get started in a few, of course!

Nicholas Minnix: Can’t wait to field your World Cup questions!

Nicholas Minnix: Just kidding.

Comment From awesome
HI ENO!

Eno Sarris: hey now

Eno Sarris: today I’ll show you how weird my music taste is because I like so many different things

Eno Sarris: but we’ll start mellow

HIP Video Promo:

Comment From Aaron Harang
The only difference between 2014 me and career me is my sub-5% HR/FB rate. Will I continue to be good, or will I go back to career me?

Eno Sarris: Career you.

Dave Cameron: Back to the normal Wednesday chat schedule this week. The queue is now open.

Dave Cameron: Alright, let’s get this party started.

Comment From Tom
If you are the Dodgers what do you do with the OF?

Dave Cameron: Try to trade Kemp. Ethier and Crawford are probably close to unmovable, while Kemp still has enough power to unload some of the contract. Then you give Van Slyke a shot until Crawford comes back, platoon those two, and have Pederson ready to come up if Crawford doesn’t hit.

Comment From Vslyke
Could the Braves get some value back if they decide to deal Harang or Floyd to clear a spot for Wood?

Dave Cameron: No, probably not.