What’s in the Cards for the Cards?

It’s no longer early. Whether or not one considers the preseason prognostications about the Cardinals being contenders entering the 2023 season to be well or ill-conceived, they’re certainly not contenders now. Reassurances that it was still early in the season no longer work with baseball approaching the halfway point and the All-Star break. Wednesday night’s collapse in the eighth inning against the Astros dropped St. Louis to 33–46, giving the team a four-game cushion in the ignominious contest to be the worst in the NL Central. The only silver lining is a sad one: in a sea of humiliations, nobody notices another bucket being bailed into it. The Cardinals’ playoff chances haven’t actually evaporated completely, but they more reflect the bland mediocrity that covers the division rather than any great merit of the team. For the first time in a long while, “what’s next?” may not be simply “second verse, same as the first.”
To describe the Cardinals in recent decades, I’d personally call them the best of baseball’s conservative franchises. One of the shocking things about the team is just how unbelievably stable and consistent it is. I was in middle school the last time St. Louis lost 90 games in a season (1990); only five living people on the planet were around for the last time the team lost 100. Even just looking at starts rather than entire seasons, this is one of the worst-performing Cardinals squads that anyone alive has watched.
Year | Losses | Final Record |
---|---|---|
1907 | 61 | 52-101 |
1908 | 50 | 49-105 |
1905 | 50 | 58-96 |
1903 | 50 | 43-94 |
1924 | 49 | 65-89 |
1919 | 49 | 54-83 |
1978 | 48 | 69-93 |
1912 | 48 | 63-90 |
1906 | 48 | 52-98 |
1990 | 47 | 70-92 |
1986 | 46 | 79-82 |
1913 | 46 | 51-99 |
2023 | 46 | ?? |
1909 | 46 | 54-98 |
1995 | 45 | 62-81 |
1980 | 45 | 74-88 |
1976 | 45 | 72-90 |
1918 | 45 | 51-78 |
1938 | 44 | 71-80 |
1916 | 44 | 60-93 |
1910 | 44 | 63-90 |
1902 | 44 | 56-78 |
The franchise has had worst starts, but most of those were in the days of very much yonder. Outside of a possible handful of 105-year-old St. Louis residents, we really only have two Cardinals teams in recent memory that got off to worse starts.
If you’re looking beyond 2023, the Cardinals are in a bit of a pickle. It’s been a long time since they either tore the roster down to its foundations or went whole hog in offseason investment, and they might find themselves in that awkward zone where they’re neither good enough to win now or later. Ken Rosenthal over at The Athletic wrote about this dangerous trap in which they’ve been ensnared, and it’s one of the reasons I’m writing this piece. To quote Ken: Read the rest of this entry »