Opening Day 2020 Chat Part II: Even More Chat

4:01
Craig Edwards: Let’s get things rolling.

4:02
Craig Edwards:

Who are you rooting for today

Braves (12.9% | 11 votes)
 
Mets (27.0% | 23 votes)
 
Just Baseball (60.0% | 51 votes)
 

Total Votes: 85
4:02
RMR: Any idea what park effects are like for the Buffalo stadium vs. Rogers?  Think I read the fences are closer which probably = more HR, but they’re also not playing on that horrendous turf which probably helps pitchers / defense right?

4:04
Tony Wolfe: Hi everybody! Love that we get to have Boog for the early game today.

4:04
asnbrv: Took a day off work, have beer and pizza and my favorite team is playing baseball, by 2020 standards its a 80grade day.

4:04
Guest: I think probably once a week about how Bud Selig has a hot dog and a Diet Coke for lunch every day

4:04
Craig Edwards: I’m not positive, but it is roughly average for the International League, probably slightly below for Triple-A when you include all the PCL stadiums. It should play pretty well for homers, but less ground to cover for outfielders. The BABIP is pretty low per BA.

4:04
Them: I’m ready. I think I’m ready.

4:05
guy who insists on lolmets: lolmets! am i first??!1!

4:05
Travis: What should the Braves do with Acuna now that they’ve traded for Schebler?

4:05
Craig Edwards: in this chat, yes.

4:05
Tony Wolfe: probably trade him to the dodgers

4:07
Guest: over/under on ESPN missing 1.5 pitches returning late from commercial this game?

4:07
Craig Edwards: It will be interesting to see how Soroka does this season. His traditional stats outpaced his peripherals, but he’s also very young so he might improve and still have worse numbers than a season ago.

4:07
Sgt. Pepper: Lied to my friends and said I had to work late lets go

4:08
Craig Edwards: this bud light commercial really weirds me out. Just the complete wrong vibe.

4:09
Craig Edwards: As for deGrom, he’s great, but check out his 12-game rolling numbers. https://www.fangraphs.com/players/jacob-degrom/10954/graphs?statArr=6,…

4:10
Craig Edwards: He’s one of the best if not the best pitcher in baseball, and last season for a 12-game stretch, he had an ERA and FIP near four.

4:10
Tony Wolfe: ICYMI, both of the early chatters wrote stuff that went up at the site today. Here’s Craig on expanded playoffs (https://blogs.fangraphs.com/expanded-playoffs-always-made-sense-for-20…) and me, well, being a bummer (https://blogs.fangraphs.com/i-really-hope-this-all-works/)

4:10
Joshua: Annibal Sanchez to the Chicago White Sox for Aaron Bummer and Micker Adolfo…..who says no? Trade gives the White Sox a solid starter at a decent price for this year and next. Gives the Nats a much needed controllable bullpen arm and a possible replacement for Eaton in a year or two.

4:10
Joshua: Angels need starting pitching. Nats need a bat and can trade from excess. So…..who says no…..David Fletcher to Nats for Annibal Sanchez?

4:11
Craig Edwards: I don’t see those teams giving up a lot for Anibal Sanchez.

4:11
Tony Wolfe: anibal sanchez is 36

4:11
Derek: Yeah was thinking the same thing about hte Bud Light commercial… It’s pretty bad

4:11
Not a Bud Light Executive: Craig you’re just weirded out because you don’t have a delicious, clean, crisp bud light in your hand as you’re watching America’s pastime!

4:12
Craig Edwards: I might have to crack a beer later, but that commercial doesn’t make me want it be a Bud Light, though I don’t have any in my house right now anyway.

4:12
Craig Edwards: Baseball is happening.

4:12
Craig Edwards: 100 mph according to the broadcast.

4:13
Also Ben: Any chance the Hawkeye gun is a little hot? Or are we just seeing Opening Day adrenaline from Scherzer and deGrom?

4:13
Tony Wolfe: People have mentioned hawkeye having a few issues last night, but I’m not really shocked by those two running it up there around 100

4:14
Craig Edwards: I think deGrom might just be amped.

4:14
Derek: Holy moly it is good to have baseball back

4:14
Pat: Do the Braves have the best 1-2-3 in baseball? Acuna, Ozzie, and Freeman are arguably top three at their position.

4:15
Craig Edwards: deGrom averaged 97 on his fastball and has hit 100 so this isn’t out of the ordinary.

4:15
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4:16
Craig Edwards: that is a commercial that would be more likely to reach me.

4:16
Tony Wolfe: I’d probably take the Astros’ top three over the Braves

4:16
Derek: Dodgers 1-2-3 is pretty hard to beat. Betts + Bellinger is just such a huge head start

4:17
Craig Edwards: are we talking first three batters? or just three best hitters?

4:18
Craig Edwards: because Judge/Stanton/Gleyber is up there.

4:18
Craig Edwards: Bregman/Alvarez/Springer.

4:18
Pat: I meant first three batters although I guess three best hitters is probably a better assessment.

4:19
Craig Edwards: Trout/Rendon/Ohtani might have the highest average projection.

4:20
Chuck: Narvaez is sitting for the Brewers. Do you expect that will be a regular thing?

4:20
Craig Edwards: It wouldn’t surprise me if it is close to a 50/50 split

4:20
Craig Edwards: with Narvaez getting more starts, but he’ll sit a bunch.

4:21
Schmoo: Watching DeGrom be very good at Baseball makes me wonder about the rest of their rotation. Let’s assume that a Mets starter goes down at some point…which of their prospect arms should I be looking at? Szapucki? Peterson? Someone else? Who’s the one to bid more on?

4:21
Guest: Narvaez is starting…

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24 Jul 2020
4:22
Craig Edwards: Why did you lead me astray, Chuck? Why?

4:22
Tony Wolfe: Peterson threw 116 innings at AA last year compared with Thomas Szapucki’s four. I’d lean toward the former

4:22
Jeremy: 94 mph slider is ridiculous

4:22
Derek: Now dogs + baseball makes for a good commercial

4:22
Pat: I tend to think if Acuna reaches the next level everyone expects him to reach, Freeman and Albies are at least a comparable second and third option. I’ll admit I still forget Betts and Rendon are in LA with Bellinger and Trio now

4:24
Craig Edwards: That’s certainly possible. Eloy, Moncada, and Robert could be crazy in a couple years.

4:24
Pat: Like I think I’d take Albies and Freeman over Alvarez and Springer or Stanton and Torres.

4:25
Tony Wolfe: guys don’t sleep on Hays/Santander/Iglesias in Baltimore

4:25
Tony Wolfe: dynamite

4:25
Craig Edwards: I’d definitely put Stanton and Torres above those two though the Astros pair is tough given how Alvarez ended last season.

4:25
Derek: Alvarez might be a top 5 hitter in baseball already!

4:26
Guest: my god I just remembered we get to watch trout and Ohtani tonight

4:26
Craig Edwards: Nice play by Freeman and Soroka now matches deGrom’s scoreless first.

4:27
Steve Nebraska: They need to make the fans less shiny

4:27
Craig Edwards: I haven’t seen shins on any of the fans myself.

4:28
Derek: Can we just mandate a maximum 2-man booths while people are not within earshot of each other? The constant talking over each other is not great.

4:28
Craig Edwards: some three-person booths work better than others. Just depends on the dynamic. It’s always good to have a storyteller type as well as someone who can focus attention on the game. Sometimes it take three people to get that.

4:29
Guest: they need to use that matte photo paper. I used to work in a 1-hr photo booth, ama

4:29
Craig Edwards: How does that hold up in the rain?

4:30
Nolan: What are the park factors in Buffalo like?

4:30
Craig Edwards: answered a little bit above, but here’s a brief thing from milb https://www.milb.com/news/toolshed-assesses-triple-a-park-factors-3114…

4:30
Lorenzo: Do you guys see any starting lineup/batting order surprises so far?  Twins are so stacked they have Sano hitting 8th.

4:31
Steve Nebraska: Pretty sure I had that right, but shine-y then smart guy… Just too much glare when the ball is in the air

4:31
Tony Wolfe: Reds sitting Akiyama against a lefty right off the bat was mildly surprising, but Ervin was kind of insane against southpaws last year

4:31
Craig Edwards: i think a lot more blue and orange might help , too

4:32
Pete: Anyone else enjoying this one game at a time to start the season?  I feel so focused on each game

4:32
Appa Yip Yip: Over/Under the number of Jays players who say the stadium stuff is “just more fuel for the fire” at 2.5

4:32
Tony Wolfe: It’ll be kind of nice to try and stagger watching the last couple innings of different games later, but I was really bummed we didn’t get an earlier afternoon game

4:33
Estevao: It’s never gonna happen but would it be a good idea to capitalize on Alonso by trading him this off-season on fair value. It’s quite possible that he peaked and it’s hard to see him improving

4:33
Craig Edwards: I do imagine that there will be at least some familiarity for a bunch of those players and it could provide more of a home field advantage given the difference for the visitors is likely to be more stark and take more adjustment.

4:33
Tony Wolfe: I mean, just because a guy is done improving doesn’t mean you should get rid of him

4:33
Guest: wait chipper jones names his son after the mets’ stadium?

4:34
Craig Edwards: he sure did. Citi Jones, I believe.

4:34
Craig Edwards: he did though, it is Shea.

4:34
Derek: The dearth of afternoon games in general this year is still mind-boggling to me.

4:34
Tony Wolfe: just in terms of WAR, Trout hasn’t “improved” since 2013

4:34
Brian CashGod: Can’t wait until Gleyber Torres names his son “Oriole Park Torres”

4:35
Craig Edwards: the season is only happening because of tv money and they want prime time games. There were only so many day games before because the players negotiated for them to help ease the travel burden.

4:36
Estevao: Remember when Justin Verlander was an “immovable” contract. World changes pretty quickly

4:36
Pat: What are the chances Austin Riley turns into a serviceable everyday hitter? The talent is there but last year got ugly. Are there any peripherals that give us a good idea?

4:36
Craig Edwards: That never made much sense to me.

4:37
Tony Wolfe: Riley’s barrel rate was good in a small sample last year, and his exit velos were above average. Neither are enough to make up for his discipline issues though.

4:38
Craig Edwards: I think Riley can hit for enough power with a low average, assuming he can walk 10% of the time. He struck out 36% of the time and walked 5% of the time and was still an 86 wRC+. It wouldn’t take much improvement to make him an above-average hitter.

4:38
Derek: “Camden” could be an actual name!

4:39
John: It is so good to have Yoenis back in mlb

4:40
Kiermaier’s Piercing Green Eyes: I’m sure MLB has the numbers, but I’d guess putting in one afternoon game ensures everyone with MLB.TV will watch it, especially with so little baseball to go around and so many people at home.

4:40
Craig Edwards: They want to keep those RSNs as happy as possible. It’s why doubleheaders “wouldn’t work” for MLB.

4:41
Guest: I’ve always thought the same, that MLB should have one day game on per day. If not for the ratings, at least for the team/player exposure. Seems like it’s easy PR for the league.

4:42
Craig Edwards: That would be nice, and would help those fans who might be working in the evening as well. Might feel kind of weird having day games on Mondays and Tuesdays though. Have to imagine the attendance hit is fairly substantial in normal times.

4:44
Estevao: What’s the potential growth percentage for the payroll of the Tigers and Orioles once competitiveness is within reach. Their markets are pretty good. Under normal circumstances

4:45
Craig Edwards: That just depends on ownership. We’ve seen those franchises spend in the past, but the franchises have been passed down. Can’t know what they will do until it happens.

4:46
Michael: Any guesses on when Kershaw will be back?

4:46
Craig Edwards: probably next week.

4:47
Estevao: DeGrom – Maddux.  Acuna- Ticket Henderson.      Stretching much

4:47
Tony Wolfe: Acuna to Rickey doesn’t make a lot of sense

4:48
Craig Edwards: I don’t think it is a stretch to say that Rickey Henderson has no modern comparators and there might not ever be.

4:48
Tony Wolfe: ^^^^

4:49
Craig Edwards: deGrom has been a great pitcher the last few seasons, and I’d be interested to see if there were a modern Maddux.

4:50
Craig Edwards: Greinke has been a poor-man’s Maddux, which is no insult to Greinke, but deGrom isn’t quite the pitcher Maddux was.

4:50
Estevao: Rickey Henderson was an unicorn

4:50
Pat: Surprised to see Acuna wearing a mask on base. Did anyone catch if he was wearing one in the field?

4:51
Steve O: After watching Dustin May last night how could you possibly argue he didn’t get sent down for serve time manipulation? Gavin Lux too. Lux was sent down even though he got a month last year in the bigs. He’ll be mysteriously brought up as soon as they pick up an extra year of control.

4:51
Estevao: Andrew Jones former Brave, Chipper’s teammate, much closer comp right. Although Acuna has more upside

4:52
Craig Edwards: Jones has the defense, Acuna Jr. has more early career power and more speed.

4:52
Tony Wolfe: There is no way to justify Lux not being on the roster right now

4:53
Rob: Lux missed most of camp though. He played in the final exhibition games and looked awful. Just not tuned for the season.

4:53
Craig Edwards: maybe Larry Walker for Acuna? McCutchen, more recently.

4:53
Tony Wolfe: oooh Larry’s a good one

4:54
Clark: Not that Tommy Milone makes me think of this or anything, but who is the worst starting pitcher for opening day in the history of your favorite team?

4:55
Estevao: Would you consider batting Albie’s leadoff, Acuna, Freeman and Ozuna in that order. I get the speed threat but this would be my preference

4:55
Tony Wolfe: Scott Feldman started OD for the Reds in 2017. That was pretty bleak

4:55
Lorenzo: How about Eric Davis as an Acuna comp?

4:56
Craig Edwards: maybe, though I would witch Ozuna and Freeman in that scenario. I’d also rather see Acuna first with the DH and a non-pitcher ninth.

4:56
Tony Wolfe: think I’d prefer Acuna to have Walker’s durability to that of Davis

4:56
Dakota mckee: Mark Hendrickson started od for Miami a while.back against Mets

4:56
Craig Edwards: davis is a good one.

4:57
Molina Mo Problems: Though 2020 has been a crazy year, we can still count on DeGrom getting no run support

4:57
Craig Edwards: Ray Lankford is another fun one.

4:58
Craig Edwards: As for worst starters, no Cardinals stick out as particularly bad in recent history.

4:58
Tony Wolfe: what’s that like craig

4:58
Craig Edwards: it’s good. Tony.

4:59
Molina Mo Problems: Mike Piazza doing this with his phone? And blocking the camera with his finger? What is this?

5:00
Pat: Did deGrom get too late a start to be on a HOF track? He’s not quite Maddux but are there enough years left before his fade for him to build a case?

5:00
Guest: also has a cigar, I’m pretty sure ESPN isn’t allowed to show that

5:00
Craig Edwards: Probably, though if he wins one more Cy Young it will be hard to keep him out.

5:01
Guest: Is a healthy eric davis an all time great?

5:01
Craig Edwards: This piece might be of interest to you. https://blogs.fangraphs.com/zips-time-warp-eric-davis/

5:01
Tony Wolfe: Yeah I think another Cy Young might start to get him inching toward Koufax territory where the peak is too good to disregard

5:01
Trent: Total number of runs the Mets score in support of deGrom this year: over or under 15?

5:01
Craig Edwards: not off to a great start.

5:02
Estevao: MLB is out of it’s kind with this new playoff system, putting the first seed aga ok nst the eighth in the first round with just three games when there will be no fans in the ballpark is nuts. What’s the big advantage.

5:02
Craig Edwards: Living at home plus batting last is a decent advantage.

5:03
Pete: Are we done with Facebook games then? Because they were the worst

5:03
Jake: Basically missed the whole inning to watch Mike Piazza say not much on his cell phone, stellar work as always ESPN

5:03
Craig Edwards: I don’t remember hearing about a deal this season. They only did like six games last year after a bunch more in 2019 so it might have just faded away.

5:07
Pat: I definitely worry about him getting Johan Santana’d. Even with an extra Cy Young, if he drops off too quickly I wonder whether or not the voters show up for him.

5:08
Craig Edwards: deGrom definitely needs more really good year to get to the Hall.

5:10
Craig Edwards: oh McNeil.

5:11
J: Is Francisco Lindor overrated? Outside of 2018, he’s only been a bit better than league average offensively and lots of his value come from his defense. Obviously he’s very good, but maybe we should pump the breaks on a Mookie Betts type contract?

5:14
Craig Edwards: through age 24 Betts and Lindor had nearly identical batting lines with Lindor putting up the higher WAR. Lindor’s ability to play shortstop also gives him a bit more leeway if his defensive skills decline a bit. Betts had that unreal 2018 season to separate the two players at age-25, but I don’t see how Lindor is overrated and in another 15 months, a Betts contract could seem pretty reasonable for a franchise-star shortstop.

5:14
J: The new playoffs stink. They should have made the higher seeds able to pick their opponent. Imagine the Nats are an 8th seed and you’ve to face Sherzer/Stras/Corbin in a three game series.

5:14
Tony Wolfe: especially since lindor will be fielding offers from all 30 teams and not just negotiating with one

5:15
Tony Wolfe: hey everyone, excellent news: I’ve ordered chicken wings

5:16
Craig Edwards: That’s a fairly specific situation that isn’t all that likely in terms of the Nationals being the eight-seed, but it probably means their offense was pretty bad for most of the year. Picking an opponent just feels a bit weird to me.

5:17
Carl: Setting aside the steroid cases, are they are any players have who won 3 Cy Youngs or 3 MVPs who are not in the Hall of Fame?  Or for that matter, are there any players in any big 4 sport who has won 3 MVPs without being inducted?

5:17
Dave: Regarding current pitcher most like Maddux, I’m amazed nobody mentioned Soroka.  Will he be as good?  Probably not, but that’s a tough hill for anyone to climb.  But he definitely reminds me of him – maximize efficiency in getting outs (not worrying about Ks) while minimizing damage.  He is very good… and young.

5:17
Craig Edwards: Scherzer and Kershaw have 3 and they’ll get in.

5:18
Molina Mo Problems: Who 45 years old or older would be in best position to win a baseball game right now? RA Dickey? Colon? Maddux?

5:18
Craig Edwards: there’s a bunch of guys with two who won’t get in.

5:18
Tony Wolfe: Colon pitched most recently, so him

5:20
Estevao: I am not gonna opine if Lindor is overrated but I definitely never understood the rumors that had Seager on a package from LAD for Lindor. That’s just something I wouldn’t do. Sell low on a guy with that much upside

5:20
Craig Edwards: that one never made much sense for either side, I didn’t think.

5:20
Pat: I don’t know, remember that video of Maddux in disguise embarrassing Kris Bryant from a year or two ago? If you put him against Pittsburgh or something I wouldn’t count him out

5:20
Nick: Re: Lindor: But which team will give him that contract?  Does Cleveland finally spend big?

5:21
Craig Edwards: San Francisco? Rangers? Mystery Team?

5:21
Craig Edwards: probably not Cleveland

5:21
Tony Wolfe: I always figured the Dodgers would, but then they locked in Mookie

5:21
Tony Wolfe: White Sox maybe?

5:22
Craig Edwards: Dodgers still could. Depends on what is going on with Bellinger.

5:22
Lorenzo: Lindor – NYY?

5:23
Tony Wolfe: Yankees also could, but they’ve got their own choices to make with Judge/Torres

5:23
Craig Edwards: can’t count out the Yankees. Depends on what’s happening with Gleyber and if he’s moved off the position. and Judge’s money

5:23
Logan: What is Rick Ankiel doing these days?  Aren’t we about due for an Ankiel comeback attempt?

5:23
Craig Edwards: He was working on it a year ago, but arm couldn’t hold up.

5:24
Tony Wolfe: And obviously Cole is there. I realize the Yankees are the Yankees, but I have a hard time wrapping around any team having three contracts of 325 million or more on the roster

5:25
Craig Edwards: Wow. What a play by Inciarte. Keeps the game scoreless. Sorry JD.

5:25
Joshua: Victor Robles is the Andruw Jones comp.

5:27
Tony Wolfe: Robles needs a whole lot more thump to be Jones

5:27
LenFuego: Heh, that was the absolute deepest part of the ballpark … anywhere but that 3 feet stretch of the outfield and Davis’s ball gets out.

5:29
Pat: Speaking of Andruw Jones, that guy should definitely be getting more HOF love.

5:29
Tony Wolfe: agreed

5:29
J: Giancarlo is only getting like 22M a year from the Yankees to be fair

5:29
Tony Wolfe: please don’t make me think about the details of that trade

5:30
Jon: Can you run a poll for best three hitters? Angels and Yankees make it close

5:31
Craig Edwards: Sure. Sorry for excluding some, mainly the A’s, I think.

5:31
Craig Edwards:

Best trio of hitters in baseball

Judge/Stanton/Torres (9.5% | 9 votes)
 
Trout/Rendon/Ohtani (45.7% | 43 votes)
 
Acuna Jr./Freeman/Albies (15.9% | 15 votes)
 
Bregman/Alvarez/Springer (5.3% | 5 votes)
 
Donaldson/Cruz/Sano (2.1% | 2 votes)
 
Bellinger/Betts/Turner (14.8% | 14 votes)
 
Martinez/Devers/Bogaerts (1.0% | 1 vote)
 
Ramirez/Lindor/Santana (1.0% | 1 vote)
 
Alonso/Conforto/McNeil (3.1% | 3 votes)
 
Rizzo/Bryant/Schwarber (1.0% | 1 vote)
 

Total Votes: 94
5:32
Logan: If you’re the Dodgers, why not grab Betts, Bellinger, *and* Lindor.  It would be just like running bloated payrolls the way they did in the past, but they’d be spending the money on *good* players instead of the semi-lifeless shells of Matt Kemp and Carl Crawford.

5:32
Estevao: Are we voting best trio of players or just purely hitting ability

5:33
Craig Edwards: They might want some pitching, too.

5:33
Tony Wolfe: wow, chipper dropping “he’s got the good face” on us

5:33
Craig Edwards: i was going with hitters

5:33
Stephen: DeGrom throwing five shut out innings and getting a no decision really gives a sense of everything getting back to normal.

5:33
Craig Edwards: so hitting, not overall.

5:35
Craig Edwards: hard to ask for much more out of degrom today.

5:35
John: Angels seem obvious

5:35
John: Just averaging the wrc+ of trout tendon and ohtani

5:35
Craig Edwards: So far, that is the leader.

5:36
Fred: Would Seth Lugo really be a #2/3 starter on a lot of teams? While the splits are very limited,
In 31 games Lugo started, he allowed OPS 0.748 and ERA of 4.04
In 120 games Lugo relieved, he allowed OPS 0.558 and ERA of 2.52.

5:36
Tony Wolfe: think depends a lot on your definition of “a lot” of teams

5:37
Tony Wolfe: he’d have a shot at No. 3 in the rotation for… seven teams maybe?

5:38
Craig Edwards: His strikeouts have gone way up in the pen. He’d need ot be able to take those back with him and then be able to go six innings to be a 2 or a 3. I think if he were capable of that, the Mets would have made him a starter.

5:39
Trent: How sad is it for the Rockies that they can’t even make the list of options despite have Story and Arendo?

5:39
Craig Edwards: I could have included them, I suppose, with Blackmon, but Coors inflates their non-wRC+ stats which are more in the good than great column.

5:40
NakedMoleGaetti: Lugo would be the Opening Day starter for Baltimore……along with most other MLB pitchers (who’re able to start.)

5:40
Craig Edwards: low bar

5:40
Logan: If we’re going with wRC+, then the Astros probably come out best, given that they had the 2nd, 4th, and 7th highest wRC+ values in all of MLB in 2019.

5:40
Craig Edwards: but what would we expect for this year?

5:41
Pat: Honestly looking at the Dodgers and Angels trios I’m embarrassed to have suggested the Braves at the outset. Although I think I’d feel comfortable arguing the Braves at three or four.

5:41
Craig Edwards: No need to be embarassed. Being a fan is fun.

5:42
Molina Mo Problems: Given recent outcry with Washington football team and Indians, do you think there will ever be pressure to change the name of Texas Rangers? What they are named after doesn’t have the best history…

5:43
Craig Edwards: I don’t think it will happen anytime soon given the name and logos aren’t immediately and obviously offensive.

5:44
Craig Edwards: It’s worth examining, but it just isn’t on the same level.

5:44
Molina Mo Problems: Alvarez over Altuve for the poll?

5:44
Craig Edwards: the projection was better for Alvarez

5:44
Tony Wolfe: We’ve got a ways to go before people take the Rangers’ name issue seriously, but I agree that it’s absolutely worth scrutiny

5:45
Logan: Steamer gives the 2020 projections for wRC+ as 2nd, 8th, and 14th for the Astros; still seems better than the top 3 for any other team.

5:45
Craig Edwards: but when number one is more than 20 points higher than number two, that makes up for a lot.

5:45
Russ: What’s the quick background on the Rangers name? I didn’t know about that one.

5:46
Jon: Infact, the Astros trio of Altuve, Brantley and Correa probably is a top five trio in baseball

5:48
Craig Edwards: you can google it. there have been a bunch of op-eds in prominent papers. Here’s the Rangers’ statement. https://www.nbcdfw.com/news/sports/red-fever/despite-calls-to-change-n….

5:48
Tony Wolfe: Basically, the Texas Rangers were established to protect the interests of white colonists and were instrumental in driving Mexican and indigenous people out of Texas

5:49
Joshua: What type of deal would it take to bring Josh Bell to the Nats? Even with Soto, the Nats lineup is a big bat short.

5:50
Craig Edwards: The Nats basically chose Strasburg over Rendon so they opted for this type of lineup. They need Kieboom to develop quickly. The farm is pretty dry right now so I don’t know that a Bell deal is a real possibility.

5:51
Tony Wolfe: I imagine the price would be more than Washington is willing to pay. I don’t think Pittsburgh is all that motivated to forfeit the next three years of control they have over Bell without getting a significant haul

5:51
Jon: Would you rather have Strasburg or Wheeler?

5:52
Tony Wolfe: Stras for sure

5:52
Logan: When the Angels’ third number is 20 points below Bregman’s, that makes up for a lot.

5:52
Craig Edwards: Just averaging Steamer, the Angels end up five points higher.

5:54
BatBoy: The. Angels are always underestimated

5:54
Tony Wolfe: they’ve made the playoffs once in the last 11 years

5:54
Stanton: A-Rod said Stanton might have a strong year without the fans booing him. Now, not that A-Rod is super sharp…. but he has been through that. I don’t believe in, like, “can’t handle NYC” stuff, but it does have to get to you. (He’s also not the Target anymore with Cole there.)

5:55
Craig Edwards: I suppose it is possible, but I would think if he has a good run of 60 games, it’s probably just because he’s healthy and in good shape.

5:56
Craig Edwards: Seventh inning stretch time.

5:56
Craig Edwards: still no score.

5:57
Craig Edwards: Two really good pitching performances, obviously, and it might take a bit to figure out if the pitchers are ahead of the hitters or if these pitchers are just really good.

5:58
foot: First game with the funky extra inning rules?

5:58
Craig Edwards: i’m on the edge of my seat, which has already been moved to second base.

5:58
Topper Bottoms: I think announcers are going to have to get used to conveying the tension of high-leverage moments a little more without crowd noise to help

5:58
Topper Bottoms: Like, that was a huge two at-bats (go-ahead runner on third, one out) and it seemed like they hardly noticed

5:59
JJ: do we know how ERA is affected by the guy starting on 2nd in extras?

5:59
Craig Edwards: it isn’t, I don’t think.

6:00
JJ: so it is not an ER against the pitcher or the team?

6:00
Craig Edwards: i thought it was treated as reached on error or something like that.

6:00
JJ: yeah, the error is the rule itself.

6:01
Craig Edwards: Whoa. Cespedes.

6:01
John: YO!!!

6:01
Tony Wolfe: oh my goodness

6:01
Molina Mo Problems: “He was looking hard. I think he got hard” lol

6:01
JJ: High Fives….STOP

6:01
Craig Edwards: phrasing

6:01
Topper Bottoms: DONG ALERT

6:01
Them: Cespedes is such an attention hog

6:01
Craig Edwards: definitely not boaring

6:02
Ces: How cool was that swing

6:03
Craig Edwards: The Mets have certainly missed him the last couple of seasons.

6:03
JJ: last night and today’s HR were definitely pitches to hit

6:03
donger: YOOOOOOOO

6:03
John: The universal dh really bails out that cespedes contract

6:05
Craig Edwards: pretty sure the injury grievance settlement bailed out the cespedes contract

6:06
Molina Mo Problems: why are the mascots there? who are they for?

6:06
Craig Edwards: i don’t know. It’s weird that official scorers are at home but the Mets family is out there enjoying the game.

6:06
foot: The cardboard people

6:06
Craig Edwards: well that would be weird.

6:08
Tony Wolfe: good news guys chicken wings showed up

6:08
Tony Wolfe: and the reds are about to start which means it must be beer thirty

6:08
Craig Edwards: thinking about ordering some thai food.

6:08
LenFuego: You might have to rerun that best 3 hitters poll with Cespedes in there for the Mets (and maybe Davis, who had a 410 foot out).

6:10
Craig Edwards: cespedes’ projection was like a 112 wRC+ which seemed pretty generous given he played like a quarter of a season back in 2018 and nothing since, but we’ll see how his body holds up. And McNeil did have a double.

6:10
Lorenzo: hey let Mr. Met stay employed if the Mets are willing to let him/her keep their job.

6:10
Lorenzo: although I have not seen Mr. Met, must be another game

6:10
Craig Edwards: it was on the ESPN broadcast.

6:10
Nick: What should we expect from the back end of the Mets bullpen this year?

6:10
Craig Edwards: Better than last year?

6:11
Craig Edwards: Honestly, with bullpens, who knows this year. They are always volatile and it is really hard to say which guys are going to come out great and who is going to have control struggles. And a couple mistimed homers are going to have an outsized impact on some players and teams.

6:13
Craig Edwards: Reds-Tigers just started with Blue Jays-Rays starting in half an hour before a bunch of 6pm central games.

6:14
JJ: oof that Tigers lineup

6:14
Craig Edwards: it’s not good.

6:14
Greene: Do you like Grey or Castillo to have a better year for the Reds?

6:15
Tony Wolfe: I think they’ll both be good, but I lean toward Castillo

6:15
Jon: Hey that tiger’s lineup is a massive jump forward from last year. That says… Something

6:15
Tony Wolfe: I think both will be better than Bauer

6:16
Craig Edwards: it does say something.

6:16
JJ: Our fantasy league is about 250 hitters deep and only 2 Tigers are rostered

6:16
DK: what do you put the chances at that we see a .400 hitter this season?

6:17
Craig Edwards: Dan, just did a piece on that and had it at 9.5% https://blogs.fangraphs.com/toppling-ted-the-60-game-season-and-the-40…

6:18
Craig Edwards: I had it at a little over half that using a different method. https://blogs.fangraphs.com/will-a-player-hit-400-this-season/

6:18
Tony Wolfe: every time I check Cabrera’s contract I swear he’s got two more years on it than I thought he did

6:18
Craig Edwards: It isn’t likely, but it is certainluy more possible than it used to be.

6:19
Craig Edwards: Cabrera signed a deal two years before it even started, which probably helps with your confusion.

6:21
Craig Edwards: Things looking pretty good for the Mets. https://www.fangraphs.com/livewins.aspx?date=2020-07-24&team=Mets&dh=0…

6:21
JJ: Shoop – Cabrera – Cron  there figured out your poll for you

6:21
Lorenzo: I would think the % is much lower closer to 5% if pitchers prove to have the edge early on in a 60 game season.  Bellinger flirted with it early on but he showed hard hard it is to even maintain .370 much less .400.

6:23
Craig Edwards: Seems crazy Cabrera hasn’t gotten to 500 homers yet. He was at like 450 three years ago and he’s still 23 away.

6:23
Them: Diaz facing the heart of the order in the 9th is already giving me ulcers…

6:23
Craig Edwards: He’s warming up.

6:23
Craig Edwards: and he’ll probably be fine this year.

6:24
Molina Mo Problems: Thoughts on cardboard fans? I think I like it more than empty seats aesthetically

6:24
Tony Wolfe: I like it a lot better than that weird virtual thing FOX is considering

6:24
Craig Edwards: I think it is kind of neat. Just something a little different.

6:25
Sgt. Pepper: Pretty indifferent towards what they do with the seats but I think the fake crowd noise is working really well.

6:26
Craig Edwards: I think it probably takes a bit of practice, but it definitely works. I liked it a lot watching premier league.

6:26
foot: I would like to see DiMaggio sitting with Marilyn Monroe

6:26
Craig Edwards: might be some legal issues with that one.

6:26
Guest: Crowd noise is also important so we don’t hear just how many times these guys drop F bombs.

6:26
Craig Edwards: joc pederson really let one fly last night.

6:27
nimbo: New York Center fielders are somehow very underrated

6:27
Craig Edwards: not healthy last year on either side, unfortunately. Will be good to see potentially healthy New York center fielders this year.

6:28
Craig Edwards: Good play by Freeman there. Not the only one of the day for him, either.

6:29
Molina Mo Problems: Castellanos, bases loaded no outs vs former club… love baseball!

6:29
Greene: This is a very Detroit way to start the year.

6:30
Craig Edwards: While I was not one of those people, three people picked Castellanos for MVP. https://blogs.fangraphs.com/fangraphs-2020-staff-predictions/

6:30
Tony Wolfe: I was ALSO not one of those people

6:30
Tony Wolfe: man boyd looks rough

6:30
JJ: boyd all over the place

6:34
Nick: That was quite the “throw” from Maybin–worse than Fauchi’s first pitch last night.

6:34
Papi seed muffin: Didn’t see the first out of the ninth. Keep up the great work Worldwide Leader

6:35
SeaBass: It’s gonna be so Mets if they lose this game

6:35
Craig Edwards: It’s Opening Day. Be positive.

6:35
Rick: ah i forgot you can quad box mlbtv

6:36
Craig Edwards: Mets win.

6:37
Them: #rollMets

6:37
JJ: 26 pitches for Boyd to get that first out

6:37
Craig Edwards: He looked pretty good in spring, too, iirc. might just be rust

6:39
Adam: FanGraphs and ESPN both show the Mets with 82-84% chance of winning leading 1-0 going to top of 9th. That implies a closer would blow the save 30-40% of the time here — since Mets will still win a fair share when they blow the save. Can that really be right?

6:39
Craig Edwards: the odds of scoring during an inning is I think 25-30% so it isn’t really that far off.

6:39
Nick: As a Reds fan, let me just say I love this year’s schedule.

6:40
Guest: Edwin looks good

6:40
Craig Edwards: he did look pretty good.

6:40
Tony Wolfe: does not having to play the dodgers, the two best AL teams, or the defending WS champs appeal to you?

6:41
Denny T: Also why is Matt Davidson batting 6 for Cin?!

6:42
Craig Edwards: good question.

6:42
JJ: I find it interesting that Davidson is even on their roster

6:42
Denny T: Don’t they have like 20 corner bats that are better than him?!

6:43
Greg: Premier league audio sounds easier to fake than baseball audio, since you can just loop a 30-second clip of the fans singing the same song in the same tone at the same volume no matter what is happening on the field.

6:43
Tony Wolfe: I would definitely prefer Aquino

6:43
Craig Edwards: that’s not what they do, though. the fan noise rises and falls based on the play.

6:43
Sgt. Pepper: The existence of crowd noise at the Trop is really taking away from the immersion.

6:43
Tony Wolfe: these jokes are gonna be too easy all year, aren’t they?

6:45
YardGoat: Who should fans of the long shot teams root for this year (in addition to the 10% chance of making the playoffs for their own team)?  I’m leaning towards the Rays myself. Would like to see them get rewarded for their ingenuity.

6:46
Craig Edwards: I think Brewers, White Sox, Padres would all be options. Teams with good young players who seem like they’ve been trying.

6:46
Denny T: what gonna happen at Toronto “home” games?

6:46
Craig Edwards: They are in Buffalo

6:46
JJ: I feel like Sonny Gray is just going to put himself in situations today to see if he can get out of it.  he should ask for them to put a guy on 2nd with no one out.

6:46
Tony Wolfe: aka what he did the entire 2019 season?

6:46
YardGoat: 4 man outfield in Tampa!

6:46
Tony Wolfe: I’m so on board for all the weird stuff the Rays are gonna do this year

6:47
Appa Yip Yip: It would be both funny and extremely petty if the Blue Jays get permission to use the Buffalo Sabres’ training facilities but make visiting team use the ones at Sahlen Field.

6:48
Guest: What % of MLB players watched last night’s games do you think?

6:48
Craig Edwards: That’s a very good question. I wonder, particularly with players not really able to go out.

6:49
Guest: Sogard leading off for the brewers. A Twitter account claims it’s because the analysts at the brewers thinks the wind will be blowing in more without fans at Wrigley. That’s overthinking things, right?

6:51
Craig Edwards: I doubt there’s even that much to it. Maybe just likes Sogard’s style and handedness agaisnt Hendricks, who is a fairly unusual pitcher. I think the individual matchup (not stats against the pitcher!) matters most.

6:51
JJ: Vlad Jr. – dude looks like a DH already at age 21

6:51
Craig Edwards: He’s a big guy.

6:52
Guest: I remember an arod story several years ago where he went to jeters house and asked if he had mlbtv, and Jeter thought it was super weird that he wanted to watch baseball in his spare time

6:53
Craig Edwards: Say what you will about A-Rod. He does love baseball.

6:53
Tony Wolfe: Based on A-Rod’s “sleeper” picks last night, maybe jeter got in his head and he doesn’t watch baseball much anymore

6:53
Joshua: How many prospects would the Padres have to attach to Myers in order to deal him?

6:53
Craig Edwards: One back-end top-100 guy plus something else.

6:53
JJ: already a bicep reference about Yandy..haha

6:54
Denny T:

Has to be more than Zack Cozart and that cost a first rounder
6:55
Craig Edwards: That first-rounder wasn’t a back-end top-100 guy. He was more of a 45, which might be a secondary player in a Myers deal.

6:55
Bds: What team do you think will go most games before winning one?

6:56
Craig Edwards: have to take the Orioles, right?

6:57
Tony Wolfe: It’d help to look at the schedule, but I think the more fun question is how many games it takes before every team has won

6:57
Topper Bottoms: ^ I’ve wondered about that before, why wouldn’t a rebuilding team take on the Myers contract + a prospect? Free up some $ for the Padres to shoot for another FA and shore up the (pretty bad) offense… Seems to make almost too much sense

6:57
Denny T: Orioles might win considering how bad Boston rotation is

6:57
Craig Edwards: Guessing the Padres haven’t been compelled to do so.

6:58
Aaron’s Aron: they just showed fans standing outside the gate at the Reds game.. why? You can’t even see the game…

6:58
Craig Edwards: Just walking around downtown by the river and got curious, maybe?

6:58
Eric A Longenhagen: Hey, everyone.

6:58
Tony Wolfe: ERIC

6:59
Craig Edwards: hi eric

6:59
Aaron’s Aron: They seemed like they were there for the game. All wearing Reds gear and whatnot. I dunno. I guess you could be right.

6:59
Tony Wolfe: reds fans are weird

6:59
Craig Edwards: there is a huge tradition with opening day in cincinnati

6:59
Tony Wolfe: and that

7:00
Topper Bottoms: Also does it feel to anyone else that the Padres are giving away wayyyy too many young players and not getting much back? They’ve lost Renfroe, Cordero, Urias, Reyes, Margo, etc. A year or two ago it seemed they were teeming with interesting bats. Now they seem to be thin there without actually adding much impact.

7:00
Craig Edwards: They have gotten back grisham and Trammell in those deals so it isn’t like they are coming up empty long-term, plus they are trying to win so Pham and Pagan could help with that.

7:01
Craig Edwards: they still have tatis jr. and a lot of pitching.

7:02
Molina Mo Problems: Top 3 beautiful ballparks? I think mine are Oracle Park, PNC, and fenway

7:02
Tony Wolfe: I’ve been mocked for this opinion before but I think Comerica is underrated

7:03
Denny T: The thing about SD is that I don’t like their targets. Flipping prospects for stars is all good, but they could have gotten someone like Betts with something like Trammell + Urias

7:03
Mister Puppy: Yeah the pitching is definitely going to be their calling card. Striking out on a big signing (Hosmer) and Mejia’s outlook somewhat souring will hurt their hitting

7:03
Craig Edwards: I’ve got to run. Thanks for hanging out everyone.

7:04
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Greetings!

7:04
Tony Wolfe: oh hey dan

7:04
Avatar Dan Szymborski: I believe it’s time for Szym and Eric’s Awesome Show, Great Job!

7:04
Guest: Dan’s here, let’s get weird

7:04
Tony Wolfe: wow that’s very good

7:05
Avatar Dan Szymborski: I should answer all the unanswered Qs from 3:30 when nobody was here yet so that nobody gets the answers except the people who are probably gone by now and everyone will be mad at me!

7:05
Tony Wolfe: alright, enjoy the rest of the baseballs everybody! thanks for letting me hang out

7:05
Eric A Longenhagen: see you, TW

7:07
Eel Ffilc: Which game(s) are you tuning into?

7:07
Avatar Dan Szymborski: I think I’ll poll this!

7:08
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Just me, of course, I don’t think Eric will want to chat with me again if I choose which game he watches! lol

7:08
Eric A Longenhagen: I’ve got Philly/Miami and TBR/TOR on right now

7:08
Eric A Longenhagen: and I might stick a third on my phone

7:09
Bds: Eric what prospect starting the year on 30 player rosters are you most interested in seeing?

7:09
Avatar Dan Szymborski:

What Game Should Dan Watch On His Largest TV?

Detroit vs. Cincinnati (15.8% | 10 votes)
 
Buffalo vs. Tampa Bay (30.1% | 19 votes)
 
Miami vs. Philadelphia (7.9% | 5 votes)
 
Milwaukee vs. Chicago (41.2% | 26 votes)
 
Kansas City vs. Cleveland (4.7% | 3 votes)
 

Total Votes: 63
7:09
Eric A Longenhagen: Leody Taveras, the Mariners guy, obviously LouBob. Karnichak.

7:10
ARod: Hey guys, my question is, first off, thank you for being here and making it to the chat, it’s just amazing what you’ve been able to do.

7:11
Avatar Dan Szymborski: I like the questions that are praise!

7:11
Guest: That Buffalo listing is throwing me off.

7:11
Sgt. Pepper: Fun fact: Legally, Buffalo and upstate New York are now legally part of Canada.

7:12
Avatar Dan Szymborski: I’m not ordering Canadian Wings.

7:12
kevinthecomic: A little history, some personal, regarding baseball in Buffalo.  I grew up near Buffalo in the 70s and 80s.  I remember going to a few games at old War Memorial Stadium (where portions of the Robert Redford movie The Natural were filmed).  One of those games I got to see for free because my buddy’s dad stopped to help a few guys stranded on the QEW (Cdn highway between Niagara Falls and Buffalo) who turned out to be players for the Omaha Royals; they left us tickets at Will Call.  I saw Darryl Boston play for the Bison’s once; then saw him again at the end of his career playing in the independent Northern League in Thunder Bay, Ont.  I believe Buffalo’s “new” baseball park opened in 1987 and was originally called Rich Stadium, just like the Bills facility.  When it was built, a lot of hoopla was made about the fact that it was designed in such a way that it could be expanded to accommodate a Major League team.  33 years later, here we are!

7:12
Topper Bottoms: About 25 seconds into Brewers/Cubs and we’ve got a Marlins attendance joke!

7:12
Lance Biggerstaff: Starting to think Dan is just following A-Rod’s schedule

7:12
Molina Mo Problems: #CastellanosforMVP

7:12
Appa Yip Yip: I’m a little bummed the Jays aren’t going to be playing it Pittsburgh because they would have unofficially been the PBJs and we could have spent all season going “it’s sandwich time”

7:12
Guest: My favorite Tim and Eric sketch was when rainn Wilson was a salesman for an encyclopedia of numbers in numerical order

7:13
Aaron’s Aron: Fenway and Wrigley have history and I respect that, but I have been to both and neither are the nicest place to watch a baseball game (they get the job done, but relative to other parks they are not nice).

7:13
Sgt. Pepper: Dan you’ve never had a Buffalo poutine

7:13
Eric A Longenhagen: Very quick first for Hendricks vs Milwaukee

7:13
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Is it a poutine with buffalo-style sauce or is it Buffalo’s version of poutine?

7:14
Guest: Is it possible that hitters have a better year with their being fewer distractions in their line of sight?

7:14
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Possible. There are so many variables in play

7:14
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Though I haven’t found any relationship between attendance and park factor

7:14
Guest: I’ve never had poutine and don’t really know what it is

7:15
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Have you ever had gravy fries? Imagine fries smothered in gravy. And then someone comes in and says “that’s not bad enough for your heart!” and pours a bucket of cheese curds over your plate

7:15
Eric A Longenhagen: Same in Philly. Villar had an 8-pitch at-bat, otherwise Nola coasted in first.

7:15
Mr Rocktober: How many games will it take to get a gauge on how homery the baseball is this year?

7:15
Avatar Dan Szymborski: It depends how extreme the change is

7:15
Avatar Dan Szymborski: The larger the change, the smaller the number of games

7:15
Daniel: Its as salad, but the lettuce is fries, the croutons are cheese and the vierge tte is gravy

7:15
Matt Gwin: Sir, you have not lived yet

7:15
Dan’s mom: Cubs rooftop owners still selling tickets to these games is kinda bullshit right?

7:16
RMR: Baseball, beer, unhealthy food.  Is this heaven (Field of Dreams voice)?

7:16
Sgt. Pepper: Poutine+boneless Buffalo wings. Its what NAFTA is for

7:16
Guest: What happened with Kris Bryant?

7:16
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Uh oh, what happened?

7:17
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Morton just threw Boba Chette into the Sarlacc pit with that pitch.

7:17
Mister Puppy: On vacation in a house that doesn’t have cable. I also don’t have MLB TV. So I’m just watching Cubs/Brewers until the O’s come on ESPN+. Now this feels like a football Sunday with all these other games going on that I can’t watch.

7:18
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Watching another game until the O’s game comes on sounds like a symptom of depression.

7:18
Avatar Dan Szymborski: “I’m just waiting to see the O’s! And my death.”

7:18
Also Ben: The curve is something to watch on Hendricks. Looks like he’s trying to throw it as a real pitch instead of just get-me-over

7:18
Appa Yip Yip: Poutine with Buffalo wing sauce exists and it is extremely dope.

7:19
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Is there still the gravy and the cheese curds?

7:19
Eric A Longenhagen: Shane Bieber sitting 93-95 in in Cleveland

7:19
Eric A Longenhagen: Brandon Woodruff sitting 97-99 in Chi.

7:19
Appa Yip Yip: yeah you just pour wing sauce on top of everything else

7:19
Sgt. Pepper: Watching another game before the Os is like having salad for dessert

7:20
Avatar Dan Szymborski: “I’m just drinking this beer until the BROCCOLI JUICE is ready!”

7:20
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Grichuk looked like one of the football players in the last scene in Gus

7:20
Guest: You own an expansion team. Would you rather have Casey Mize or Andrew Friedman?

7:20
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Friedman

7:20
Sgt. Pepper: Grichuk are you okay

7:21
Guest: 10 pitch AB for Bryant to lead off Cubs’ half.

7:21
Also Ben: Still think Schwarber or Happ would be a better leadoff hitter with Bryant at 2, but Bryant up there is a lot better than someone like Almora

7:21
muffindan: i keep looking at every team and going “oh yeah, that person” as if baseball’s been gone for a decade. just now it was lorenzo cain

7:22
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Yeah, it feels weird. The Nats winning the World Series feels like it was 2 years ago

7:22
Derek: What a weird situation for first year GMs and managers

7:22
foot: How many dingers for CJ Cron this year?

7:22
Avatar Dan Szymborski: So far, one.

7:22
Derek: When will MLB remove these stupid blackout rules on MLB.tv?

7:23
Avatar Dan Szymborski: When **** sticks to the moon.

7:23
Kiermaier’s Piercing Green Eyes: @muffindan I briefly wondered why Verlander got the opening day nod over Cole. And I watched NYY-WAS last night…

7:23
J: Something to look out for: Hendricks’ reworked curveball appears worlds better than his get-me-over of yore

7:23
Denny T: I wish my team FO is as good as Tamba

7:23
Eric A Longenhagen: Sandy Alcantara chucked 98 past Harper to end the first, he K’d 2. Went changeup 0-2 vs Bryce, maybe they’re shifting his secondary usage.

7:23
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Tamba, his arms wide

7:23
Avatar Dan Szymborski: A-Rod, his speech incoherent

7:24
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Cespedes and the boar at his ranch

7:24
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Mookie, when the walls fell

7:24
Aaron’s Aron: Two wild catches battling the sun for the Reds and the Tigers already!

7:24
NakedMoleGaetti: Mondesi just ran into an out with the AL HR Champ at the plate. Royals baseball is back!

7:25
Lance Biggerstaff: Dan is going EE Gammings on us

7:25
Guest: As a fan I really don’t want to hear that a player like A-Rod needs the comfort of not needing to look where he is batting in the lineup but hey that’s just me

7:25
Molina Mo Problems: Good thing Raul Ibanez and Nick Swisher were out of the the league before this no spitting rule… not sure theyd be able to quit the chewing tobacco in time for the season

7:25
Rick: A-rod’s emphasis on his annunciation is second to none tho

7:26
Mr Rocktober: Has everyone else been seeing way too many of those Johnny Bench commercials on MLB.TV?

7:27
Avatar Dan Szymborski: I remember that year we got the same Home Depot commercial every MLB.TV commercial break for like two months. I see that bird house and hear that upbeat music in my nightmares

7:27
Aspergilius fumigatus: Does anyone know if MLB.tv works on Apple tv?

7:27
Avatar Dan Szymborski: I do not know, but someone else may

7:28
Also Ben: I’m admittedly a big Hendricks fan, but the curve looks…good

Kyle Hendricks, Beautiful 74mph Curveball. 🌈

And is absolutely fired up about his first K of the season.

24 Jul 2020
7:28
Mr Rocktober: It’s not supported on some of the early Apple TV models, but should work on newer ones.

7:28
5 Run Homer: Just chiming in from Canada to say that the Blue Jays’ MLB.tv blackout suuuuuuuuuuucks

7:28
Also Ben: It works on Apple TV as well as it works on other platforms for the most part

7:28
Sgt. Pepper: Are actual commercials on MLB.tv an American thing? We just get random highlights between innings.

7:29
Eric A Longenhagen: Nola is thru 2 having thrown just 23 pitches

7:29
Avatar Dan Szymborski: You know, I’m not sure. I normally don’t pay attention to commercials in normal vs. vpn

7:30
Appa Yip Yip: I was planning on watching a bunch of Dodgers games because I was excited to finally be able to cheer for Mookie but then the Jays got blacked out in Canada and so now I’m simply going to watch less baseball (?) seems bad.

7:30
Guest: Remember when the Cubs were a dynasty in the making

7:30
Avatar Dan Szymborski: But they so POOR!

7:30
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Chicago is just a suburb of Rockford!

7:30
Guest: On the making?

7:30
Derek: I’m sure a bunch here are already using it, but I can just do a short PSA about MLB.tv Game Changer? It’s great.

7:30
NakedMoleGaetti: We Americans get a black screen btw innings.

7:31
Avatar Dan Szymborski: I’m so used to not paying attention to commercials by now that I never even notice which channels/streams I’m getting commercials on

7:31
Kiermaier’s Piercing Green Eyes: Chicago is actually part of the greater Evanston area.

7:31
Quarantino Martinez: Why is the o’s game starting at 730? They too good for 7:05 like everyone else?

7:31
Avatar Dan Szymborski: They want to give the O’s 25 extra minutes to decide if they want to just forfeit or not

7:32
Avatar Dan Szymborski: I’m getting a car wash spray commercial and not wendy’s 2 for $5

7:33
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Apparently it has all the chicken I crave. How do they know how much chicken I crave? I can crave a LOT of chicken?

7:33
Estevao: Why the Cowboys play in the East division while the Rangers and Astros play in the West

7:33
Eric A Longenhagen: The darn Cardinals used to be in the East, too. Panthers originally started in the West.

7:33
Eel Ffilc: Tommy F’n Milone does not forfeit.

7:33
Sgt. Pepper: Want to give Os fans a chance to watch 25 minutes of real baseball

7:33
Topper Bottoms: “Renowned for his aptitude for the craft” is 1000% an OOTP personality description.

7:33
muffindan:

Excited Vlad Guerrero Jr. Can’t Believe He Gets To Keep Foul Ball bit.ly/3jzkvl8
24 Jul 2020
7:33
Avatar Dan Szymborski: This some of my best work, I think.

7:33
Avatar Dan Szymborski:

7:34
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Morton wasn’t really racing Biggio since he dropped it anyway!

7:35
Derek: Bunt single for Cavan Biggio!

7:35
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Oh good, I was looking to grab the Morton K of Bichette, but MLB posted it.

7:35
Avatar Dan Szymborski:

That is just nasty, Charlie.
24 Jul 2020
7:36
J: Why don’t you all do this every day? Do you have other things to do?

7:36
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Chat would get old if they were non-stop. People would tire of us eventually I think.

7:36
Avatar Dan Szymborski: And we do other things! I write stuff! So does Eric!

7:36
The Grand Nagus: Dan was that a darmok reference back there or am I too far gone

7:37
Avatar Dan Szymborski: It was. If nobody got it, I just sound more insane than usual.

7:37
Estevao: Evan White and Keibert Ruiz are quite undervalued on OOTP 21. Just a tip

7:37
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Yeah, ZiPS is not a fan of White, so he’s not great in OOTP

7:37
Appa Yip Yip: I’m following along on Gameday (surprisingly good!) and i can say with authority that the player stand in for Vlad is nowhere near Thicc Enuff

7:38
Rodrigo: Iglesias as 3 hole my godness

7:38
Avatar Dan Szymborski: I’m not sure Chris Davis would be in the fifth spot on a college team

7:38
Bosoxforlife: It is with great joy that I prepare to watch the first game of my 73rd year as a devoted fan of the BOSTON RED SOX!

7:38
Mister Puppy: Turns out the Delaware coast is not far enough to escape Orioles blackout :))))))))

7:38
Avatar Dan Szymborski: You’re trying *to* watch the O’s?

7:38
Bret: Wow, tigers hitters just swinging at everything. Hoping someone gets on base so we can see the hitter swing on a pickoff throw

7:39
Mister Puppy: Dan this might be my only opportunity to watch a .500 Orioles team this year!

7:39
Derek: I mean, in (some, small) fairness, didn’t Jose Iglesias once lead the league in batting average?

7:40
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Not quite, though he did have a couple years around .300

7:40
Mr Rocktober: Maybe I need to upgrade my tech for often, but this year, MLB.TV is no longer supported on my old smart TV nor my old AppleTV nor my old Roku.

7:40
muffindan: eovaldi still throwing 99 after like 12 elbow surgeries is just insane to me

7:40
Brian: Shane Bieber is good.

7:40
Appa Yip Yip: It’s for the best the Jays aren’t playing at Camden Yards I wouldn’t have been able to mock the Orioles by being all “more like oriLOLS” (v clever) i would have had to be nice to them.

7:40
Eric A Longenhagen: Brewers have gotten out of both innings with 4-6-3’s

7:41
Avatar Dan Szymborski: The Jays should have played at Camden Yards and then first game, find the door is locked with a sign that says “Too bad, Cito should have played Mike Mussina in the 1993 All-Star Game.”

7:41
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Vladito is too young to run like me.

7:41
Aaron’s Aron: Joey Votto!!!!

7:41
Cliff B: Votto yard!

7:41
Mr Rocktober: Joey Votto’s power has returned.

7:41
Eric A Longenhagen: Loud, bases loaded flyout for Rowdy Tellez, Vladdy scores on sac fly, 1-0 Jays

7:42
Topper Bottoms: Gonna have to disagree with A-Rod’s opinion that Jason Heyward is “getting better with age”

7:42
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Yeah, A-Rod, when I think of a player getting better with age, the first guy I think of is the dude who peaked at age 20.

7:43
Avatar Dan Szymborski: When A-Rod made brief appearances at the end of his career, I remember him actually being decent.

7:43
Avatar Dan Szymborski: But he seems to be constantly getting worse.

7:43
Bret: I think Dan mentioned this yesterday, but i swear A-Rod seemed good at this announcing thing when he first started.

7:43
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Yeah, Bret said it same time as me.

7:43
Eric A Longenhagen: I agree, he was clearly engaged with even amateur baseball early on. Has become a cliche machine since.

7:44
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Even when Joe Morgan or Harold Reynolds were at their worst, they’d bring up some interesting point about positioning or hands at some point, things like that. A-Rod literally didn’t bring *anything* yesterday

7:45
Eric A Longenhagen: Sac fly from Jon Villar in Philly, 1-0 Marlins

7:45
Avatar Dan Szymborski: I mean the stuff about how we should look to the first 20 pitches between Cole and Sanchez to see how the season is going to go? What the @%## is that nonsense? If you don’t have anything to say, it’s OK for there to be some silence.

7:45
Brian: I blame JLo

7:45
Rick: Once again the masses has soured on A-rod lol

7:45
Rudy: I miss Ross in the booth.

7:45
Guest: I love Scambi, but Chipper and Rick made the early game almost unlistenable.

7:45
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Boog does good work.

7:45
rational person: oh great, rick sutcliffe!

7:45
annoyed person: sweet, rick sutcliffe is announcing this game!

7:45
man who pleads to god: pls stop letting sutcliffe talk

7:46
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Found some sutcliffe comments from earlier! lol

7:46
Avatar Dan Szymborski: I’m probably too old to be writing lol after sentences.

7:46
YardGoat: In theory, would catchers be better announcers than other position players. Thinking how QBs tend to be better announcers for the NFL (small sample size though)

7:46
Eric A Longenhagen: Let’s just move away from it needing to be players in the booth.

7:47
Estevao: Juan Soto reminds me of what Oscar Taveras usually looked like after a few years on OOTP 15

7:47
Avatar Dan Szymborski: 🙁

7:47
Avatar Dan Szymborski: I’m not demanding we just have a bunch of statnerds in the booth. But bring something that a viewer isn’t going to get. Players ought to have a lot of experience in that kind of things. Stay in that zone. Don’t try to be stat guys and don’t just make up nonsense to fill time

7:47
phan: I forgot the Marlins lineup isn’t too bad

7:49
Eric A Longenhagen: We all need to remember that the broadcast isn’t for us. People who come to FG are gonna watch the game no matter who’s calling it. It’s casuals that ESPN needs to attract.

7:49
Avatar Dan Szymborski: But I think there are things they can tell casuals that casuals will be interested in.

7:50
Avatar Dan Szymborski: A-Rod was just taking out of his ass. I mean “Robinson Cano texted me that the team has great chemistry,” sounds like a parody of a broadcaster that one of us would write.

7:51
viceroy: joining in on the broadcasting roast… I had to mute the stream and turn on a radio station. Wow that really improved the experience

7:51
Derek: Is it surprising that Tsutsugo is batting 3rd against a lefty?

7:51
YardGoat: Didn’t Fangraphs do a local team broadcaster ranking at one point? Would be curious how that would look now

7:51
Avatar Dan Szymborski: A few times I believe

7:51
Guest: if ken griffey jr. was a playable character in super smash bros., would you main him?

7:51
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Depends on hsi skill!

7:51
Sgt. Pepper: To be honest broadcasts have become a lot more friendly to FG type people over the last few years so I’m not gonna knock progress

7:52
Brian: But Cano is so consisstent and just know how to play the game, like Dave Concepción. I remember this little guy from the Angles named Epstein boy did that guy have grit.

7:52
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Hey Eric, do you know what writers are doing for food? I assume they don’t have the usual options. Are people bringing in their food? I guess I could ask. I assume that if I go down to Cincy they’re not going to open the bourbon slushies stand just for me.

7:53
Avatar Dan Szymborski: I guess I could just *ask* one of the writers at a game, but I just thought of it.

7:54
Eric A Longenhagen: Lol, I actually don’t know. I haven’t gone to Chase yet.

7:54
Mr Rocktober: How hard is it these days to get press credentials to cover a game in person?

7:55
Avatar Dan Szymborski: It’s a little tricky right now because there are only 30 spots *total* per game, and that includes the photographers.

7:55
Eric A Longenhagen: Oppo gap double for Michael Brosseau, a guy I whiffed on as a prospect. TB on the board.

7:56
Avatar Dan Szymborski: So I’m not doing it for a few reasons. One, I don’t want to take a spot from a beat writer or photog who *needs* to be there. And two, I don’t think I have a nything, but why create extra risk for myself or another writer if I don’t absolutely *have to* be there?

7:56
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Normally, with a BBWAA card, for regular games you just show up.

7:56
Also Ben: Hot take: Ian Happ is better than the Cubs think he is

7:56
Topper Bottoms: IAN HAPP OPENING DAY DONG

7:56
Steve O: Would a permanent 16 game playoff format destroy the game?  or at least seriously hurt it

7:56
ben: Cincy offers only all the Skyline you can eat!

7:56
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Uggh, I don’t know which comment hurts my stomach more.

7:57
Derek: Dan I wish more people treated covid-related risk like you do

7:57
Eric A Longenhagen: Matt Boyd done for the day. Hard-throwing Jose Cisnero replacing him. Winker hitting for Davidson in the 6th against him.

7:57
Avatar Dan Szymborski: And I worry about myself too to a degree. I don’t have any specific illness that I’m aware of, but I *am* obese and I *am* 42 now, so there’s some elevated risk that I wouldn’t have had if I was 20 years younger.

7:58
Kiermaier’s Piercing Green Eyes: Eric, I remember being surprised when Brosseau was called up and stuck because you had (almost?) never mentioned him. What’s the one-sentence blurb?

7:59
Eric A Longenhagen: bat-first multi-positional player who’s a mediocre glove at 2B/3B/1B/LF/RF.

7:58
Aaron’s Aron: I just get sad when announcers quote RBI’s and whatnot. How are casual fans supposed to learn about “new stats” if they’re never taught. At least they have got kinda better over the years. Reds broadcast just said he’s trying to learn newfangled stats like WAR. At least he’s trying… sorta. ._.

7:58
Aaron’s Aron: Ugh the AVG/HR/RBI stat line they show for every batter irks me

7:58
Aspergilius fumigatus: Ian Happ: hits one home run. Matt Vasgersian: If this is the Ian Happ the Cubs are getting they will be a lot to handle!

8:00
ander: thoughts on Chili Time? There or skyline?

8:00
Avatar Dan Szymborski: I’ve never eaten Chili Time. I abhor Skyline. I hate the whole Cincy style.

8:00
Mr Rocktober: AVG/HR/RBI are still pretty common in Fantasy baseball, which is of interest to a lot of casual fans.

8:00
Eric A Longenhagen: Sandy Alcantara 5 K’s thru 3ip. Got Cutch on a right-on-right changeup.

8:01
Schmoe: The only chile is New Mexican — red or green.

8:01
Avatar Dan Szymborski: There are LOTS of awesome chilis!

8:01
Derek: Hey a huge f-bomb from Kiermaier!

8:01
medium dipper: announcers need to display more advanced stats, like OPSBIs

8:01
Aaron’s Aron: Yes and why are those stats still used for fantasy? This is why I can’t get into fantasy baseball!

8:02
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Yeah, but I think it works for fantasy because it’s drastically different categories

8:02
Eric A Longenhagen: 76 pitches from Ryu thru 4

8:02
Avatar Dan Szymborski: I don’t think a game necessarily needs to reflect what is ideal in real life

8:03
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Like GTA V, it’s way more acceptable to carjack people and runover people on sidewalks.

8:04
Rick: weird use of a GTA analogy

8:04
Sgt. Pepper: I like the simplicity of using the old school stats for fantasy. Its escapism like a video game. I deal with enough numbers at my day job.

8:04
Aaron’s Aron: HRs is fine, but why pitched wins in fantasy? That’s lame. I get it won’t be exactly like real life value, but there clearly needs to be an overhaul to reflect more closely with real life at least.

8:04
Derek: Yeah I honestly don’t mind old-school stats for fantasy. For the most part, the best wRC+ players are still who you want. And it matters some how exactly they get to that wRC+, which is actually kind of interesting!

8:04
Avatar Dan Szymborski: I love when Bichette misses he always seems to break the air

8:05
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Miss WITH FEELING!

8:06
Avatar Dan Szymborski: mmmm, I could go for fried chicken

8:06
Topper Bottoms: And then you’re pushing up terrible players whose only skill is stealing bases, or decent players like Trea Turner into the top five despite being nowhere near there IRL

8:06
Joe: morton velo down today, lots of 90-92

8:07
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Yeah, but it’s not identical to real life. If you wanted identical, you’d just doa  bunch of wrc+

8:07
kevinthecomic: I LOVED Cito not playing Mussina in ’93.  After years of Blue Jays getting hosed without even being chosen for the All Star game, it was nice to see the AL team be basically the Jays and some guys.  Also, totally classless move on Mussina’s part to start warming up in the bullpen after he’d been told he wasn’t getting into the game.  You scratched a wound, Zim.  Scratched. A. Wound.

8:07
Eric A Longenhagen: yup, Morton averaging 92 today, 94.4 last year

8:07
Avatar Dan Szymborski: IT’S ON KEVIN

8:08
Eric A Longenhagen: Akiyama getting his first at-bat right now, pinch hitting for Phil Ervin. Platoon-heavy approach from CIN early on. Kind of exciting.

8:08
Aaron’s Aron: Shogo is batting! The Reds finally broke the Japanese barrier!

8:08
Eric A Longenhagen: Three-run Biggio bomb off Morton

8:08
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Biggio’s homer got outta there quickly

8:08
Derek: God the bat cracks are so nice

8:08
kevinthecomic: Lighten up on A-Rod.  J-Lo’s A$$ is very distracting.

8:09
YardGoat: Charlie Morton just doesn’t have it today

8:09
Avatar Dan Szymborski: His movement’s been nasty, but his location has been off

8:09
Avatar Dan Szymborski: I think that’s been a problem more than velocity

8:09
Eric A Longenhagen: Akiyama rbi single back up the middle, 5-1 Reds

8:09
Avatar Dan Szymborski: The biggio homer was on an awful pitch

8:09
Avatar Dan Szymborski: I think Craig would have hit that out. Now, in 2020

8:09
Kvn: Tommy Milone may not be on the top of many lists, but he’s gotta be pretty high up there on the list of baseball player names that are fun to say in a Baltimore accent. That counts for something right Dan? Right?

8:09
Avatar Dan Szymborski: I don’t do a baltimore accent very well

8:10
Avatar Dan Szymborski: I only really ever spoke it with a handful of words

8:12
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Debut alert! Ryan Thompson. Not the Mets outfielder.

8:12
muffindan: eovaldi just came out wearing a different number

8:12
Eric A Longenhagen: hmmm

8:12
JaAm:

A wild baseball season gets weirder: Nathan Eovaldi, who wears No. 17, comes out for the third inning wearing No. 7.
25 Jul 2020
8:12
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Thought on Thompson, ERic?

8:13
Eric A Longenhagen: One of those ‘look’ relievers with a unique slot, frisbee slider in the mid-70s.

8:13
Eric A Longenhagen: He’s one of those fringe roster guys for me but here he is

8:13
Clangdorf: Hendricks is looking rather boffo.

8:13
Brian: Those of you not watching Beiber and CLE tonight are missing out on a massive breakout, i would say at least 70 command with a 65 curve/slider 55 fastball and flashing a 70 change

8:14
Brian: Seriously this is the new best pitcher in baseball

8:14
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Hey I’m not going to object, Bieber made me look smart last year.

8:14
Aspergilius fumigatus: I think the issue of traditional vs. advanced stats is really systemic… I worked at a sports summer camp throughout high school and every single kid would cite batting average as the go-to stat for a player’s skill. They are taught at a very young age (by sports media like ESPN and/or role models) how to evaluate players and then once those are solidified it is very hard to open their mind.

8:14
Eric A Longenhagen: Really? It’s hard to open peoples’ minds to factual info?

8:14
Eric A Longenhagen: Is there any other evidence that that’s a widespread problem?

8:15
Eric A Longenhagen: (thinks very hard)

8:15
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Players tend to be very open minded

8:15
Derek: Does that just mean Eovaldi’s original uniform has blood on it or something? Any possible other reason to change #s mid-game??

8:15
Avatar Dan Szymborski: The newest superstition!

8:15
Eric A Longenhagen: Kepler solo shot off of Giolito

8:17
Sgt. Pepper: I grew up in an old school baseball family where wins and RBI were king. That didn’t stop me from embracing advanced stats when I was old enough. High schoolers, overall, are still pretty dumb. Don’t give up on them.

8:18
Kiermaier’s Piercing Green Eyes: Eric subtweeting here about Dan’s refusal to acknowledge beans in chili.

8:18
Avatar Dan Szymborski: He said facts, not grossness

8:18
J: Kyle Hendricks is going to be the strikeout leader this year and I won’t listen to your facts and reason telling me otherwise

8:18
Rick: Does Eovladi’s uni look like they just ripped the 1 off it?

8:18
Avatar Dan Szymborski: I want a pitcher to start with a two digit number and at a crucial high-leverage situation off the game, he peels off one of the numbers to show that it’s BUSINESS TIME

8:20
Eric A Longenhagen: BoSox up 1-0 on back-to-back doubles by Jackie Bradley and Jose Peraza

8:20
medium dipper: pitchers uniforms should update in real time to show game score

8:20
corry: Is it just me or has the “crowd” noise at the Reds game gotten progressively louder over the course of the game.

8:23
YardGoat: Dan/Eric, if you were a MLB player, would you wear the high socks look? What about eye black?

8:23
Avatar Dan Szymborski: High socks and a buttload of eye black

8:23
Avatar Dan Szymborski: stirrups

8:23
AdamZ: Tommy Milone. Nice

8:23
corry: Maybin slammed his bat to the ground after popping up, and it bounced back up and hit Casali in the face

8:23
Also Ben: Where do people stand on 2-person vs. 3-person booths? I think I prefer 2-person generally

8:23
Eric A Longenhagen: Stirrups, no cranium accessories

8:23
Avatar Dan Szymborski: I prefer 3 person when the people are comfortable and not talking over each other

8:24
Eric A Longenhagen: Giolito in big trouble already. has just walked the bases loaded with 1 out.

8:25
Eel Ffilc: I like my baseball as two and wrestling as three.

8:25
Brian: also on the subject of former players who were great announcers, Herb Score.

8:25
Brian: 2 person with one of them being vin scully and the other being silent

8:25
kevinthecomic: Used to love Scully doin’s all by hisself

8:25
AdamZ: Ankle socks and hiked up pants

8:25
Eric A Longenhagen: 36 strikes for Sandy Alcantara on 55 pitches so far. Better for him.

8:25
Eric A Longenhagen: Didi just took him deep

8:25
Eric A Longenhagen: right as Yoshi Tsutsugoh went deep for TBR

8:26
Avatar Dan Szymborski: I wear high argyle socks when I play golf.

8:26
Avatar Dan Szymborski: and I always wore high stirrups as a kid

8:26
Eric A Longenhagen: Didi hit out a hanging slider, Tsutsugoh got fully extended on a fastball out away from him

8:27
Avatar Dan Szymborski: I’d pull Ryu now

8:27
Brian: that is now 11K’s for Bieber and I think at least 7 0-2 counts. This is an absolute demolition

8:27
Eric A Longenhagen: Jose Martinez doubles off Ryu, now at 97 pitches.

8:27
Alex: My dad’s high school mascots was the argyles

8:27
Avatar Dan Szymborski: We were the Towson Generals. Apparently a general was named Nathan Towson.

8:29
Steve O: Will ranking prospects be easier next year? Maybe move a guy here or there… Not much to go on.

8:29
Derek: I don’t actually know if that is ironic but it feels like an appropriate usage

8:29
Avatar Dan Szymborski: No, just matter of fact.

8:29
Eric A Longenhagen: Mitch Garver sac fly, followed by 2-run Jake Cave single and Twins are way out in front of ChiSox already in the first.

8:30
medium dipper: giolito getting squeezed in the lower third? gameday looks a little suspect

8:30
Eric A Longenhagen: I’m not sure how perfect Hawkeye is going to be early on.

8:30
Derek: It is ironic that the year the Cardinals finally get Jose Martinez to the AL is the year they could have actually just played him at DH themselves

8:32
Eric A Longenhagen: Rays let Margot face a righty, he walked. Pinch-hitting for Brosseau with Brandon Lowe, though.

8:32
Stlapoy90: Although I don’t think Generals will be good enough to make the cut

8:32
Stlapoy90: My coverage of HS sports is currently… lacking (without any actual sports) so I’m thinking of ranking the best HS mascots in Maryland just for *the content*. Between the endless Eagles and Wildcats there are actually some pretty decent ones

8:33
Topper Bottoms: Is Brosseau “Brah-sow” or “Broh-sow”?

8:33
Eric A Longenhagen: brah

8:33
kevinthecomic: I think a good mascot for the new Seattle NHL team (the Kraken!) would be a cartoonish sea monster of UK origin call Phil McKraken!  Bwahahahahaha!  Tip your waitress, I’m here all week.

8:33
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Voros’s dad was a Kraken

8:34
Cliff B: Big Red Machine

8:34
Eric A Longenhagen: Moose homer, 7-1 reds

8:35
Eric A Longenhagen: Jose Alvarez warming for Philly. Runner on 1B, Nola velo now in the 91 range, has Villar, then Aguilar, then Dickerson (LHH).

8:36
Eric A Longenhagen: Hawkeye having trouble classifying Jack Flaherty’s fastball

8:37
Avatar Dan Szymborski: It doesn’t reflect well on MLB’s umpiring if Joe West is the all-time games leader.

8:38
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Imagine if Larry Bowa had the record for most hits in a career?

8:38
Kvn: The real offseason was so long ago that I’ve been really surprised so far. Joe Girardi managing the Phillies! And Didi is there! Totally forgot about all of that.

8:38
2-digit number: Eovaldi is back to wearing 17

8:38
Eric A Longenhagen: Two-run shot for Jesus Aguilar, Marlins lead Phillies 3-1.

8:38
Eric A Longenhagen: hit a hanging curveball way out to right center

8:39
Brian: I’m curious Eric, have you been watching Bieber tonight? How would you rate his pitches (FB, CB, SL, CH) tonight?

8:39
Eric A Longenhagen: Meanwhile, Riley Thompson still working for Tampa Bay. Has gone 1.1ip already and they’re letting him face Derek Fisher with Danny Kansen on deck.

8:40
Eric A Longenhagen: Not on Bieber right now, will stick them on after B1 in the South Side.

8:41
Brian: Cool thanks for the reply, you are the best!

8:41
Eric A Longenhagen: how has Duffy’s breaking ball looked? It looked incrediable during intrasquads

8:43
JaAm: Nola’s day is done and he threw more changeups than curveballs

8:43
Aaron’s Aron: Reds announcer just said he thinks LF is harder to play than CF after Shogo made a nice catch on LF. Ummm what

8:43
Brian: Its solid although to be honest I have been flipping for most of the CLE batting. But with more slider sweep than I remembered. Sorry.

8:44
Fangraph’s Lurker: I’d like to donate a free lasisks surgery for joe west

8:44
Topper Bottoms: Philosophical question here: Isn’t saying a player has “the intangibles” an oxymoron? Because you’re measuring an unmeasurable trait(s)?

8:44
Eric A Longenhagen: I think it’s fair to say some players see the ball better off the bat from one or the other. Like Carl Crawford was definitely fast enough to play CF but he just read balls better from left. But yeah, I don’t think it’s harder overall.

8:44
kevinthecomic: The Toddfather have another good year in him, seeing as he has a starting gig?

8:44
Avatar Dan Szymborski: meh

8:45
kevinthecomic: Man, Boyd might be the best player on the Tigers this year and he looked pretty average — gonna be another long year in DET even though we’re only playing 60 games.

8:45
defender: That center vs left question is a surprisingly common belief. Some people think the slicing and spin in corner outfield spots make them tougher

8:45
Molina Mo Problems: in the reds game, you occasionally see grounds crew clapping in background. warms the heart

8:45
Eric A Longenhagen: Jose Berrios had a rocky first and the White Sox picked up a run. 4-1

8:47
Eric A Longenhagen: Austin Hays will become the first 2020 prospect to graduate rookie status in his next at-bat.

8:47
Trevor: If the Blue Jays win it all this year, does it count as breaking Buffalo’s Big 4 championship drought?

8:47
Eric A Longenhagen: Jeez, wouldn’t that be ironic?

8:47
Derek: Man, the Twins are secretly (or maybe not so secretly) loaded. Offensively, anyway

8:47
5 Run Homer: Seeing Dante Bichette in the Blue Jays dugout is fun

8:47
Brian: The CLE home angle also makes it hard to judge lefties stuff properly. And if im honest probably accentuates my hype of Bieber

8:48
JaAm: Thoughts on a Ramon Rosso who can apparently now touch 97?

8:48
UK Cub: LF is clearly harder because fewer guys perform well there!…what do you mean they put worse defenders there?…quiet voice of reason!

8:48
Eric A Longenhagen: Cleveland actually threatening to score now. First and third, one out for Oscar Mercado facing Scott Barlow. Top of the order coming for Cleveland.

8:48
David K: Why is Seth Lugo not a starting pitcher?

8:48
Eric A Longenhagen: Oh, is Rosso suddenly throwing hard? 97 is way up from last year.

8:49
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Lugo’s pitched significantly better as a reliever and the Mets are not an organization to take chances.

8:50
Trevor: What is the best case scenario for the Tigers this year?  See some development from Mize, etc. and pick up another top-3 draft pick?

8:50
Eric A Longenhagen: Rosso way 90-93, topped out at 95 last year

8:50
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Start to see some of the pitchers filter in

8:50
Yoshi yoshi yoshi: The Mets take chances all the time

8:50
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Depends what you’re thinking of.

8:50
Avatar Dan Szymborski: In terms of modern progressive things, they’re conservative

8:50
Avatar Dan Szymborski: See how long it took them to have faith in Conforto, McNeil

8:51
Yoshi yoshi yoshi: Alonso?

8:51
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Even then, they didn’t use him in 2018

8:51
Eric A Longenhagen: Cleveland got back-to-back singles from Mercado and Cesar Hernandez, then Barlow hit Ramirez with a pitch. Loaded for Lindor

8:51
Eel Ffilc: Danny Duffy is not pleased.

8:51
phan: phillies broadcast said rosso worked out at driveline to get to 98. Command did not come with the velo

8:52
phan: 5-1 marlins, Cooper just hit a double. Rosso got the hook

8:52
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Romano’s control is lousy, but it’s still fun to watch him

8:52
Aaron’s Aron: my dad think WAR and WRC+ are bogus because they’re just made up stats. The numbers in the formula are just made up. No matter how much I try to explain how they’re not, he doesn’t buy it and thinks I’m way to in love with the stats which makes me sad. :/

8:52
Eric A Longenhagen: Another Max Kepler bomb

8:52
Eric A Longenhagen: 5-1 Twins

8:52
Avatar Dan Szymborski: BA was handed down from Mt. Sinai!

8:52
Derek: So a pretty good opening day for Max Kepler so far

8:53
Brian: Woe be to those who dispute the word of the Tango Tiger!

8:54
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Aron, BA usually unravels dumb arguments.

8:54
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Nobody would create BA if it didn’t exist today

8:54
Eric A Longenhagen: BTW, ho hum Kyle Hendrocks has K’d 9 and allowed just two baserunners in 6ip vs Milwaukee

8:54
Avatar Dan Szymborski: “How about a stat that’s hits divided by at bats? Yeah, home runs are the same as singles. Walks, we’re just not going to worry about.”

8:55
Yoshi yoshi yoshi: i agree that they’re rarely on the cutting edge in terms of progressive analytical stuff but stretching Lugo out after he’s been so dominant in his current role doesn’t necessarily seem like something that 100% of progressive organizations would do

8:56
Avatar Dan Szymborski: With the lack of depth at starting pitcher, I think most woul din their shoes

8:56
Avatar Dan Szymborski: And let’s just say I’ve heard some things about them being annoyed with their analytics guys for telling them things they don’t want to hear…

8:56
kevinthecomic: Hey, kudos to the Rockies for starting Hilliard over Kemp or Owings — thought the Owings signing was gonna sink Hilliard’s chances for sure

8:57
Aaron’s Aron: He is an accountant (numbers guy) and claims to be a stats guy with baseball too… then tells me to let go of the stats. He doesn’t care about projections and thinks you could sub in any number you want since some guy had to come up with it in the formulas for WRC+ and WAR so it’s all random. I think your godly proclamation on Mt. Sinai might be right!

8:57
Avatar Dan Szymborski: SOme people you just won’t convince

8:57
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Trust me!

8:58
Eric A Longenhagen: Thru 6: TOR 6 TBR 3

8:58
Avatar Dan Szymborski: I suffer a complete inability to let arguments go, even if I’m like 99.9% certain that I’m right.

8:58
Avatar Dan Szymborski: I have this delusion that if I come up with the right fact, argument, joke, or sarcastic retort that I’ll change the other person’s mind.

8:58
5 Run Homer: Yandy Diaz has his mask around his chin at the plate like a dummy

8:58
AdamZ: Sorry Dan, that’s not true

8:58
Alex: Do we get to call them BUF now?  BUF 6 TBR 3?

8:59
Avatar Dan Szymborski: BUF 6, TB 3

8:59
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Haha tom brady

8:59
Avatar Dan Szymborski: already in second half and no TDs. Might as well have kept Winston!

8:59
muffindan: do you think MLBtv will air the girardi post game presser? as a former yankee fan i yearn to hear him say “it’s not what you want”

8:59
Eric A Longenhagen: Reds arms tonight: Sonny Gray 91-94
Lucas Sims 92-95
Nate Jones sat 96
Brooks Raley (claimed late in camp) mostly threw sliders

8:59
Aaron’s Aron: Yes my father and I argue about how the stats say something and he says I’m wrong. Then I say the stats say so and it’s not my opinion. So yes, I relate.

9:00
Derek: I’m convinced that the only reason Tom Brady went to Tampa Bay is out of a vain desire to see his initials represent his team

9:00
Avatar Dan Szymborski: “Wait, YOU TOLD ME IT WAS CALLED TAMPA BRADY”

9:00
Avatar Dan Szymborski: That was one of the most center of the strike zone brushback pitches I ever saw (against Biggio)

9:01
Eric A Longenhagen: Tigers arms: Matt Boyd 90-94
Jose Cisnero 95-96
David McKay 90-93
Gregory Soto: 94-97
Buck Farmer 91-94

9:02
Yoshi Yoshi Yoshi: Dan, what is it about David Peterson that Zips likes so much? .8 WAR projection in less than 50 innings was surprising for me to see

9:02
Avatar Dan Szymborski: The WAR feels slightly off

9:03
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Maybe not. Not sure. Don’t want to spend half an hour digging through ZiPS in chat!

9:03
Rick: @Aaron’s Aron I think it’s just a generational thing, accountants are resistant to change too

9:03
SeaBass: The road to the hall of fame for Robert begins.

9:03
JaAm: The Patriots should have been going by “Team Boston” this whole time

9:03
AdamZ: Orioles are oriole-ing

9:03
Smiling Politely: anyone surprising you, Eric?

9:03
5 Run Homer: LouBob’s got a hit!

9:03
Derek: Kind of pleasantly surprised by the number of guys wearing masks during play (mostly on the basepaths)!

9:03
Avatar Dan Szymborski: The dugout compliance is…mixed

9:03
Aaron’s Aron: I should clarify that my father is fairly neutral (although won’t use it himself) towards WRC+ and WAR until it counters his opinion. Just for full disclosure. Still completely outrageous though lol.

9:03
Avatar Dan Szymborski: That’s possibly even worse

9:04
Doctor Parrot: O/U hit batters in Mariners-Astros? 1?

9:04
Eric A Longenhagen: 1.5

9:04
kevinthecomic: So, Dan and Aron being completely baffled by rational and cogent arguments not succeeding indicates one thing pretty clearly:  neither one of them are married.

9:05
Eric A Longenhagen:

How many Astros HBP tonight?

0 (13.2% | 7 votes)
 
1 (30.1% | 16 votes)
 
2 (45.2% | 24 votes)
 
3+ (11.3% | 6 votes)
 

Total Votes: 53
9:05
Avatar Dan Szymborski: I am not. My girlfriend always has low-key hostility towards me!

9:05
Brian: Final line for Bieber tonight… 14K’s in 6 innings, 22!!! swings and misses, 3 Royals abdicating their crowns, a further 3 in the later stages of King George III syndrome, the remaining 3 can’t even remember what happened and are far far better off for it. (22!!!!!! I repeat 22 swings and misses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!).

9:07
Estevao: I live in Brazil and because of the rise of the dollar here, it’s gonna cost an absurd amount of money to subscribe to MLB.TV over 300 bucks of my money. Can I get a little simpathy

9:07
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Ouch

9:07
Dan’s Mom: Danny, who is this special lady and when can I meet her? I’ll make the special smelt casserole that you love!

9:07
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Oh, they know each other

9:07
Avatar Dan Szymborski: We’ve been on and off since 1998.

9:08
Derek: T-Mobile offering free MLB.tv is so great

9:08
Aaron’s Aron: That says more about how old you are than anything else, Dan.

9:08
Avatar Dan Szymborski: I just said I was 42 above!

9:08
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Well, an hour or two ago

9:09
Steve O: Man the Orioles are going to allow 20 runs in a game again this year aren’t they

9:09
Eric A Longenhagen: ChiSox have first and second with 2 outs. Moncada up

9:09
Avatar Dan Szymborski: INNING

9:09
Avatar Dan Szymborski: She came along to the Staten Island FG meetup. Not into baseball and was mostly confused by the conversations and quiet

9:10
2-digit number: If the sox keep scoring we’ll never get closure on Eovaldi’s preferred number!!!

9:10
UK Cub: 14k’s in 6 inning from Bieber and 8k’s and 7 down but only 73 pitches for Hendricks,  both impressive and shows there’s definitely more than 1 way to get it done.

9:10
Eric A Longenhagen: Corey Knebel sitting 94 coming off the TJ

9:11
Topper Bottoms: Travis Lakins is just gonna eat this, isn’t he?

9:11
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Kinda his role

9:11
Avatar Dan Szymborski: At least he has a finite ERA, unlike Carroll

9:11
Eric A Longenhagen: Meanwhile, Tyler O’Neill solo shot has Cardinals up 1-0 vs Pirates

9:11
Mr Rocktober: Moncada!!!

9:11
Derek: Home run for Tyler O’Neil! I really hope he turns out to be good – if his collection of tools adds up to a good player then that would be so fun

9:11
SeaBass: I LOVE THE WHITE SOX AGAIN

9:11
Estevao: Fun fact. I’m playing an OOTP save with the Pirates and the Orioles won 115 and 106 games on back to back years in the mid 2020’s and got swept in the ALCS both times with multiple shutouts once by a 88 win Tampa Bay Rays. That’s baseball for you

9:11
Derek: Holy crap Moncada destroyed that ball

9:11
5 Run Homer: Yoan just tied it up in Chicago

9:11
marechal: Damn, Moncada.

9:11
Eel Ffilc: The no fans aspect has really highlighted how emphatic the teams get on selling check swings as swings.

9:13
5 Run Homer: Those new Padres unis are sharp as hell

9:13
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Thank goodness Generic Team1 uniforms are gone

9:14
Brian: The Cleveland Eerie are living up to their name tonight!

9:14
2-digit number: The moment we’ve all I alone have been waiting for: Eovaldi remains with 17.

9:16
Mister Puppy: Somehow Eovaldi doesn’t have a strikeout against this O’s lineup yet?

9:16
Avatar Dan Szymborski: That’s always been Eovaldi’s issue

9:16
Avatar Dan Szymborski: He’s pitching to crap contact

9:16
Bosoxforlife: Who in their right minds ever thought a starting pitcher would go into the 8th on Opening Day 2020?

9:17
Mister Puppy: Aaaand just like that he K’s Rio Ruiz

9:17
Chipper: Boston trading Betts was the right move and I’m willing to die on this hill

9:17
Avatar Dan Szymborski: RIP your mentions!

9:18
Estevao: Remember when the Angels pay 70+ mil per year for the services of Josh Hamilton, CJ Wilson and Albert Pujols

9:18
Brian: I have not looked but does every team have BLM printed on their pitching mound tonight?

9:18
Avatar Dan Szymborski: I thought so

9:18
Mister Puppy: I mean the Red Sox are on pace for like a +3200 run differential (full season) without Betts!

9:18
Jkc: I kind of assumed every team was doing what the Astros were doing and I’m not especially angry at what they did. Am I alone on this?

9:18
2-digit number: I…don’t think 2 of those 3 are comparable to Mookie

9:18
Eric A Longenhagen: Kyle Hendricks is thru 8, has allowed 2 hits.

9:19
Derek: Maybe Boston trading Betts would have been the right move eventually… But it sounds like they never even engaged in reasonable extension talks because of reluctance to pay the $$$, which is inexcusable for one of the richest teams in the league and a player on track to be a top 5 player in franchise history!

9:19
Brian: To be clear, I strongly approve.

9:19
Eric A Longenhagen: German Marquez has been 94-96 for Colorado

9:19
Eric A Longenhagen: Lance Lynn 92-97

9:19
YardGoat: Will Kyle Hendricks pitch the ninth?

9:19
Bosoxforlife: Will Ross have the guts to let Hendricks go all the way?

9:20
Eric A Longenhagen: Royals escape two-on, two-out and keep Cleveland lead at 2-0 thru 6

9:20
5 Run Homer: MadBum in a DBacks uniform is very strange

9:20
Guest: Both hits off Hendricks have been to 68 wrc+ Orlando Arcia!

9:21
2-digit number: As a Sox fan, I was…disappointed to read that Sam Kennedy was “disappointed” in Mookie signing an extension in LA

9:21
Eric A Longenhagen: I still think Arcia could be good.

9:21
Eric A Longenhagen: 2ip, 5k for Jalen Beeks out of the bullpen

9:21
Kvn: Damn Beeks is dealing

9:21
Chipper: Boston had too much bad money already invested to lock up Betts

9:21
Aaron’s Aron: I’d just like to point out again that Castellanos got three(!) MVP votes from the staff. No comment, just pointing it out.

9:21
This is lude-i-cris: We haven’t had an opening day complete game since yesterday

9:22
Knucksy: Kyle Hendricks for MVP. Who says no?

9:22
Aspergilius fumigatus: Do you guys have any guesses about how much home field advantage is reduced this year?

9:22
Avatar Dan Szymborski: I’m not sure it’ll be a factor

9:22
Avatar Dan Szymborski: HFA is already really small

9:22
Appa Yip Yip: Dante Bichette officially part of the Jays coaching staff now. Neat stuff.

9:23
Nick: Mitch Garver last year had a higher wRC+ than Rendon or Alonso.  How does he not get more playing time?

9:23
Eric A Longenhagen: Part of the reason his numbers were so good is they only played him in situations where he’d succeed.

9:23
Nat: What’s the report on Feyereisen?

9:23
Avatar Dan Szymborski: “Dante, Bo is working out so well, we’re just going to collect sperm from you every game.”

9:23
Eric A Longenhagen: plus stuff, 30 control

9:23
Mr Rocktober: The BLM on the mound with the logo looks like some accidentally wrote MLB backwards.

9:24
2-digit number: RE: the existing investments, sure, but having someone in a position overseeing these moves, not great optics.

9:24
Aaron’s Aron: Castellanos has a career high 3.0 WAR. He would have to be over twice as good as his previous career best to win… (mind blown)

9:24
Eric A Longenhagen: Rays letting Margot hit right on right again in the 8th, down three. Interesting. Really thought they’d only platoon him.

9:24
Estevao: I was watching a documentary on Roy Halladay and it made me sad

9:24
Chipper: Whether Boston was the richest team or poorest team, they were in such a bad position to add a big contact. On the bright side, they now look positioned to be in decent shape financially in just a couple seasons

9:24
Derek: John Henry is one of the richest people on the planet he has enough money to pay literally any player in the league

9:25
Eric A Longenhagen: Early on in SD: MadBum sitting 88-89, Paddack 94-96

9:25
Mr Rocktober: Lance Lynn 7 Ks thru 4.

9:25
Nick: I see Verlander still thinks its 2019.

9:26
Estevao: I have an opinion about the Hall of Fame and steroids. You see people make the case for Bonds and Clemens because both were Hall of Famers before taking PED and whether or not I would vote for them doesn’t matter but to me that makes it worse. The player was so dominant that he would have been immortalized amongst the all time greats of his sport and he cheated. Why is that an argument in favor of them makes no sense to me

9:26
Avatar Dan Szymborski: I’m a rules guy. I don’t care at all about PED use prior to summer of 2004.

9:27
Avatar Dan Szymborski: And then I consider it a rules violation, like any other rules violation, and consider it enough to push a borderline HoFer to the bad side.

9:27
Avatar Dan Szymborski: And that’s how I”ll vote in a few years

9:27
Also Ben: Is Feyereisen another deceptive guy from the Brewers pen? Looks like his fastball might play up a bit?

9:28
This is lude-i-cris: Whatever happened to two handed catches

9:28
This is lude-i-cris: Villar🙄

9:28
Eric A Longenhagen: Tampa starting to make things interesting… two on, no outs. Rafael Dolis looks wild.

9:28
Eel Ffilc: Bieber was one strikeout away from tying the opening day record.

9:28
Derek: Being in decent shape financially is not actually useful if your team isn’t good. And losing the 2nd best player in the league is not the way to make your team good!

9:28
Eric A Longenhagen: Adames up, Jose Alvarado warming

9:28
Eric A Longenhagen: Rizzo solo shot off Feyereisen. 3-0 Cubs

9:29
Eric A Longenhagen: Also, Brad Boxberger sittig 93-94 right now after he was 88-91 at Driveline Pro Day in January is pretty interesting

9:30
Doctor Parrot: Kyle Lewis just hit a ball about 700 feet

9:30
Estevao: I get voting for them or anyone but the argument is senseless to me.

9:30
Appa Yip Yip: Feel like Eric had to develop a coping mechanism called “talking about baseball” to survive being trapped in a chat with Dan.

9:31
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Hey, I’ve talked baseball!

9:31
Eric A Longenhagen: So Kyle Lewis, who hit 4 homers during camp, homered off of Verlander

9:31
Eric A Longenhagen: three of Lewis’ camp dingers were oppo

9:31
Kvn: Eric is doing out of context play by play. It’s very avante garde.

9:33
Sgt. Pepper: We all know Dan’s role in these chats is the color guy

9:33
Brian: Look Captain Dan runs a very jovial ship…we all appreciate his willingness toward levity in these times. Long live captain Dan!

9:33
Eric A Longenhagen: Willy Adames single plates Manny Margot, Rays cut Jays lead to two. Still not outs in the 8th.

9:34
Mr Rocktober: Is PED testing still going on as usual, or is COVID testing taking up all of the bandwith?

9:34
Avatar Dan Szymborski: I actually have…no idea.

9:35
Eric A Longenhagen: Nasty wind blowing here in Tempe. I think the monsoon is finally here.

9:35
Eric A Longenhagen: Ji-man Choi hitting for Zunino.

9:36
Brian CashGod: Now that would be a fun way to “enhance” the shortened season, announce that the league won’t test for PEDs this year…

9:36
Brian: Thats just the 3rd horse of the apocalypse Dan.

9:36
YardGoat: Orlando Arcia with his third hit off Hendricks. Still the only Brewer with a hit

9:37
Eric A Longenhagen: Brewers have Yelich up with one out. Hendricks at 97 pitches.

9:38
Brian: obv meant Eric there, apologies to Dan.

9:38
Aaron’s Aron: i appreciate Eric’s play by play since I obviously don’t have every game up right now. :]

9:38
Brian CashGod: whoa I just turned on Cubs – Brewers, those Brewers uniforms are awesome

9:39
Mister Puppy: A-Rod now going with the “magical 100 pitch barrier” cliche :/

9:39
Doctor Parrot: The effects of PED use are medium term (increased strength) and long term (hormone wackiness)

9:39
Steve O: man what happened to brandon drury? he was supposed to be the yankees next 3B. He looks like a good hitter at the plate but nope

9:39
Eric A Longenhagen: Choi walked. Bases loaded for Rays in 8th, 1 out, down 2. Yandy Diaz up

9:39
Avatar Dan Szymborski: I didn’t think Drury was ever going to be great

9:39
YardGoat: Dexter Fowler Home Run

9:39
Mister Puppy: “I’m sure he’s got 100 pitches circled” like if Yelich went yard on number 97 it wouldn’t matter

9:39
Derek: Kinda can’t believe Dolis is still in here

9:40
Bosoxforlife: Ross comes out but leaves Hendricks in.

9:40
Estevao: Adelle or Robert? Eric.

9:40
Brian CashGod: what is the Blue Jays manager doing…

9:40
Topper Bottoms: Yeah my opinion is that Drury was in the Rob Refsnyder/Joba Chamberlain group of way-too-overhyped Yankees prospects

9:40
Avatar Dan Szymborski: It didn’t happen for Joba, but I think he was above the other too

9:40
Avatar Dan Szymborski: two

9:41
Eric A Longenhagen: I still have Adell but the more I see Robert the more I think it’s him. Wanna see him not chase so much for a bit

9:41
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Drury/Ref were always going to be role players

9:41
Eric A Longenhagen: Cubs win, Hendricks CG

9:41
Brian CashGod: was Drury really a Yankees prospect? They traded for him after he’d already had some playing time in AZ

9:41
Steve O: Drury wasn’t a yankee prospect lmao they traded him after he played 2.5 years with the Dbacks

9:41
Eric A Longenhagen: He sat 85-89 all game

9:41
Avatar Dan Szymborski: He was still youngish when they picked him up

9:42
Bosoxforlife: Complete game shutout!! So much for those 15 man bullpens that the cogniscenti said every team would need.

9:42
Estevao: That’s one CG more than I was expecting for the season

9:42
kevinthecomic: I know everyone has been saying 2020 will be an even bigger bullpen year, but why wouldn’t you leave your starter in if he’s dealing?  It’s not like he’s gonna get to 200 innings.

9:42
Eric A Longenhagen: Rafael Dolis is very close to escaping this jam. 2-2 vs Renfroe with 2 outs…

9:42
Eric A Longenhagen: K looking

9:43
Eric A Longenhagen: 6-4 Jays heading to the 9th

9:43
Steve O: Man how much excitement is taken out of this regular season with this new format? These games hardly even matter anymore. A 30-30 record gets you in

9:43
This is lude-i-cris: Dan backpedaling and trying to salvage his Drury take

9:43
Avatar Dan Szymborski: I didn’t say he was a yankee prospect! I said he was never going to be great and Joba was better than the other two

9:44
This is lude-i-cris: Isn’t there a prospect guy somewhere in this chat

9:44
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Be nice!

9:45
Kvn: Since Eric hasn’t mentioned it, Chris Davis has two ground balls into the shift and a swinging K on a hanging breaking ball.

9:45
Derek: I’m actually happy with the playoff format (provided it doesn’t stick beyond this year). This year is weird anyway, might as well lean into it! The wild card round will be a blast to watch

9:45
Avatar Dan Szymborski: I’d be much happier about it if they said “Oh yeah, we promise that we won’t do this crap playoff system in a real year”

9:46
Eric A Longenhagen: Tension in Twins and White Sox game. Bases loaded with two outs for Jorge Polanc vs Evan Marshall. Polanco singles, two score. 7-5 MIN

9:46
This is lude-i-cris: Seriously though thanks for all your hard work on prospect info Eric. Also all the other amazing content the site churns out!

9:47
5 Run Homer: Jose Alvarado’s uniform is TIGHT

9:47
Derek: First “good piece of hitting” I’ve heard this season (Polanco)

9:47
Brian: I would give up an entire postseason for another Joey Bats Bat flip game!!! That was the most fun game I have ever watched and I am not a fan of either team!

9:48
Steve O: Or if the lower seed had to win two games and the higher seed only had to win one game to advance. Now I would be cool with that

9:48
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Even that’s too light for me. Three game sweep only

9:49
Eric A Longenhagen: Rangers and Rockies scoreless thru 5. Marquez hasn’t allowed a hit

9:49
OhNoMyOs: There is too much money to be made with expanded playoffs. While it may not be here next year. It is coming.

9:49
Avatar Dan Szymborski: I have sads.

9:50
Avatar Dan Szymborski: MLB is not the NBA. 8 seeds work in the NBA because low seeds are effectively doomed.

9:50
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Teams are too close in baseball and games too random.

9:50
Avatar Dan Szymborski: The best team doesn’t have to always win for the playoffs to work, but you mostly need at least a *good* team to win

9:50
Avatar Dan Szymborski: And players would be crazy to approve it.

9:50
Avatar Dan Szymborski: What do they think happens to salaries if roster strength becomes less important?

9:51
5 Run Homer: Michael Perez took a bouncing pitch to the throat behind the plate

9:51
Eric A Longenhagen: And that’s rough because they hit for ZUnino earlier

9:51
Eric A Longenhagen: like, scary scary

9:52
Kvn: You would hope that expanded playoffs would come with expansion at the very least.

9:52
Eric A Longenhagen: I think we’ll have it soon

9:52
Avatar Dan Szymborski: If the Dodgers can have a 100-win season wiped out by losing 2-of-3 to the 77-85 Giants, what’s the point in in vesting in the team?

9:52
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Now at least wild cards have a big penalty

9:53
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Elsewise, there’s not much incentive to doing anything more than building an 88-win team. Which is partially why salaries have slowed down

9:53
Meg Rowley: Oh hi, everyone.

9:53
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Hey Meg!

9:53
Steve O: If Charlotte, NC (my hometown) gets a team I will be OK with the playoff expansion. But will I be a Yankees fan or a Charlotte fan? Hmmmmm

9:53
Meg Rowley: Hope Charlotte is in the NL and root for both?

9:54
Avatar Dan Szymborski: I’ve never asked a team due to conflict-of-interest, but when teams have asked for data about what the playoff probability of each number of wins is, I can read between the lines.

9:54
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Eight four-team division, top two each in the playoffs, and me with lots of tears!

9:54
5 Run Homer: Bo’s big hacking swing is so fun to watch, even when he misses

9:54
Eric A Longenhagen:

9:54
Eric A Longenhagen: was crazier in HS

9:55
5 Run Homer: Cavan Biggio looks like a child batting against Jose Alvarado

9:55
Ben Clemens: Hey what’s up everybody

9:55
Eric A Longenhagen: Vlad versus Alvarado is the heavies matchup we’ll see all year maybe?

9:55
Avatar Dan Szymborski: How are you doing tonight Meg? Recovered from positional ranks?

9:55
YardGoat: Hello Ben and Meg!

9:55
Avatar Dan Szymborski: And hi Ben!

9:55
Brian: Welcome Meg, I am sorry to inform you that I have already named Dan captain for tonight…does this make you the Admiral?

9:56
Meg Rowley: Pffft, I oversee an egalitarian collective, clearly.

9:56
Ben Clemens: Eric is Vlad bigger than Vogey?

9:56
Avatar Dan Szymborski: The Brits had an Admiral Rowley in the late 1700s.

9:57
Eric A Longenhagen: he might be

9:57
Meg Rowley: Different bigs though, I’d say?

9:58
Eric A Longenhagen: Musgrove at 92 pitches in the 6th, facing Carpenter with 2 on , 1 out. Just had a mound visit.

9:58
Brian: Me Growley would be a great Beowolf era battle cry!!!!

9:58
Ben Clemens: Sean Dolinar just alerted me to something awesome:

9:58
Ben Clemens: [color: rgba(var(–sk_highlight_hover,11,76,140),1);]https://www.topps.com/dr-anthony-fauci-mlb-topps-now-reg-card-2.html[/…

9:58
Ben Clemens: boy sorry about the formatting there

9:58
Ben Clemens: Let’s try this again

9:58
Michael Scarn: I am insane to actually kind of like the shortened season? Not saying I want to get 2/3 less baseball each year, but each game meaning something makes super compelling viewing.

9:58
Ben Clemens: Thanks Dan

9:59
Avatar Dan Szymborski: In that card, you can see that release point. No way he was going to get near home plate!

10:00
Braves fan late to the… party?: deGrom is quite good.

10:00
Avatar Dan Szymborski: I have to admit, I am shocked that there was a complete game today

10:00
Ben Clemens: That’s the game I watched in full

10:00
Ben Clemens: And he looked otherworldly

10:00
kevinthecomic: there were a lot of admiral rowleys:  Admiral Sir Bartholomew Samuel Rowley (10 June 1764 – 7 October 1811[1]) was a British naval officer who served during the AmericanFrench Revolutionary and Napoleonic Wars.

Memorial to Bartholomew Rowley in St Mary’s church, Stoke-by-Nayland, Suffolk
Biography[edit]
He was second son of Vice-Admiral Sir Joshua Rowley, and was a member of a notable naval dynasty; his grandfather was Admiral of the Fleet Sir William Rowley, while his younger brother was Admiral Sir Charles Rowley, and his cousins included Admiral Sir Josias Rowley, Rear-Admiral Samuel Campbell Rowley, Vice-Admiral Sir Joshua Ricketts Rowley, and Admiral of the Fleet Sir George Martin. His sister Philadelphia Rowley was married to Admiral Sir Charles Cotton.[2]

10:00
Eric A Longenhagen: Danny Santana double breaks up German Marquez no-no.

10:00
Meg Rowley: Damnit, I was just switching to that

10:00
Ben Clemens: The Mets announcers had some incredible deGrom stats as well. My personal favorite was that he’s faced the Braves at Citi nine times and has a 1.5 ERA in those games

10:00
Ben Clemens: The Mets have gone 2-7 in them, lol

10:01
Ben Clemens: (all of that is before today)

10:01
Braves fan late to the… party?: That pleases me.

10:01
Avatar Dan Szymborski: The Rowleys sound more reputable than the Szymborskis

10:01
Ben Clemens: The Mets have lost more games than they’ve won with deGrom starting in the last two years. And he’s literally won the Cy Young both years

10:02
YardGoat: What is/was Musgrove’s velo today?

10:02
Ben Clemens: Not great

10:02
Eric A Longenhagen: 90-93

10:02
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Maximilian von Szymborski may have had affairs with *both* of Prince Albert’s parents.

10:02
Ben Clemens: 91-93

10:02
Ben Clemens: Dang Eric beat me to it

10:02
Braves fan late to the… party?: Tom Glavine refuses to call his 93mph “change-up” a change-up. I concur. Surely Dan can come up with a better classification

10:02
OhNoMyOs: Any thoughts if the lack fo fans might lead to slightly faster games?

10:02
Guest: What would the fun fact be on the back of your baseball card (for everyone)?

10:03
Meg Rowley: Teams are pretty good about confining their fan-related business to innings breaks – so I doubt it’d have much impact. Probably a bit, not enough to notice.

10:03
Bosoxforlife: deGrom opened the game whipping three 99 mph heaters right past Acuna.

10:03
Avatar Dan Szymborski: “Szymborski only has feeling in nine of his toes because of a laceration that needed stitches that he instead tied up with a sock tourniquet.”

10:04
Guest: Ok Dan’s fun fact would be the affairs with the prince

10:04
Ben Clemens: Ooh, I think my fun fact would be: Once won an essay-writing contest by comparing the Harry Potter books to the movies, without having seen the movies.

10:04
Avatar Dan Szymborski: But that’s Maximilian’s fun fact rather than mine.

10:04
kevinthecomic: Fun Fact: Once survived an octopus attack!

10:04
brad: It’s going to be incredibly rare to see prospects traded this season, right? All but 2-3 teams have at least a chance with a hot start, there’s no minors or shared practice footage to scout, and uncertainty about when anything like the old normal will resume. Maybe just call it the John Means trading deadline this year.

10:04
Avatar Dan Szymborski: I’m still not sure there are actually going to *be* a significant number of trades due to complications with rosters and COVID

10:05
Guest: Lol Ben wut

10:05
Ben Clemens: Look I didn’t like either of the two prompts you had to choose between

10:05
Avatar Dan Szymborski: Well, I’m going to take off. Have a great rest of baseball evening! Three hours is the maximum anyone should have to suffer me in a 24-hour period.

10:05
Ben Clemens: But you can kind of *guess* the pros and cons of making Harry Potter into a movie and it’s not like most of the judges had probably seen it either.

10:05
Eric A Longenhagen: Bye dan

10:06
Ben Clemens: Cya Dan!

10:06
Meg Rowley: re: deGrom, will be really interested to see what if any of  ballparks standout as having hot guns (guess it’s not really a “hot gun” but) with the new Hawkeye installs

10:06
Brian: Captain nooooooooooo

10:06
Ben Clemens: Meg’s brevet captain now

10:06
Derek: Benetti is so good

10:06
Meg Rowley: not saying that was what was going on with deGrom, but there are sometimes early season hiccups with calibration etc.

10:06
Ben Clemens: Benetti described the shift by saying “If you don’t hit on 19, stop complaining about the shift” today

10:06
Ben Clemens: Amazing

10:07
Guest: Meg, your fun fact?

10:07
Meg Rowley: In high school I got grounded for going to an overnight model congress convention

10:08
Meg Rowley: (there was a parental miscommunication about it being an overnight)

10:08
Derek: What gallant or meritorious conduct is Meg being rewarded for?

10:08
Ben Clemens: Dealing with editing all of us all week

10:08
Meg Rowley: you are all wonderful and also, I am very tired

10:08
Eric A Longenhagen: Rougie Odor 2-out double plates Danny Santana, Rangers up 1-0.

10:08
Meg Rowley: Good week though!

10:09
Ben Clemens: Every time that Little Caesar’s commercial plays a doorbell, Ruby goes nuts barking

10:09
Ben Clemens: It’s definitely the biggest downside to baseball being back

10:10
Eel Ffilc: Brad Hand sat at 90-91, slider around 79-80. Can he live there or is that worrisome?

10:10
Eric A Longenhagen: We’ll see, probaly not as dominant like that and makes me wanna double down on Karinchak eventually closing

10:11
Ben Clemens: Watching the Rangers game and MLB let 150 Rangers employees into the game

10:11
Ben Clemens: …. not all of them are 6 feet apart

10:11
Ben Clemens: Guys, there’s a lot of room

10:12
Eric A Longenhagen: And that office had a COVID outbreak

10:12
Ben Clemens: And also had, what, 200 people coming into work every day?

10:12
Guest: The Cubs/rooftop owners also had people watching the game, few of whom we’re wearing masks

10:12
Ben Clemens: Yeah the Brewers announcers rightly mocked them

10:12
Meg Rowley: Same with the hotel across from the Nats park

10:12
Ben Clemens: The Brewers announcers also called at least 3 players on the Cubs “Schwarber”

10:13
Ben Clemens: So, I’m not saying it was all sunshine and lollipops listening to that broadcast

10:13
Ben Clemens: But they got something right

10:13
Meg Rowley: Patrick Dubuque suggested the unmasked folks on rooftops should be treated like streakers – don’t give them attention for bad behavior

10:14
Guest: The rooftop owners should be ashamed, however

10:14
Ben Clemens: … the Cubs own the vast majority of the rooftops

10:14
Ben Clemens: Like, the vast vast majority

10:15
Meg Rowley: Oh goodness, am just getting acquainted with Jesse Chavez’s hair.

10:15
Ben Clemens: And so many were filled up, including ones with actual bleacher seats, that I think it’s 100% they were selling tickets

10:16
Brian: Meg, more or less awesome that May’s?

10:16
Meg Rowley: May’s hair is amazing.

10:17
Derek: If only the Cubs had enough money to buy and provide masks for everyone on the rooftops

10:17
Ben Clemens: I dunno, I’d be more in favor of just not letting teams sell any seats

10:17
Ben Clemens: But last I heard, several teams had been trying to figure out if they could get fans back in the stands this year

10:17
Eric A Longenhagen: Pirates threatening now. Two-on, one out in the 7th. Maddux had a mound meeting with Flaherty. he’s got Osuna, then Heredia to deal with. Cards up 3-0

10:19
Eric A Longenhagen: infield single for Osuna, bases loaded now

10:18
OhNoMyOs: Gotta say I really like being able to hear more of the in game sounds in the TV broadcasts. I find myself wishing there was no fake fan noise.

10:18
Ben Clemens: Agree. Also a great chance for bonus profanity

10:19
Brian CashGod: Joc Pederson’s huge F bomb during last night’s game was hilarious

10:19
Meg Rowley: it was great

10:19
Ben Clemens: Better or worse than Scherzer’s?

10:20
Ben Clemens: I enjoyed Scherzer’s because it was just so in character and so early

10:20
Meg Rowley: Oh I liked Joc’s for being slightly more surprising? I just assume Scherzer speaks in swears when pitching.

10:20
Ben Clemens: Flaherty looks gassed. 83 pitches, I can’t imagine he’s fully stretched out at the moment.

10:21
Brian CashGod: was the Scherzer when Stanton homered?

10:21
Meg Rowley: Ohtani single

10:21
Ben Clemens: Yes indeed

10:21
Defenestrater: Flaherty was supposed to throw 85-90 pitches

10:21
Ben Clemens: Looks like that will be right

10:21
Ben Clemens: One way or another

10:22
Ben Clemens: Ooooooooh Flaherty just pulled 3mph out of nowhere for that one

10:22
Brian CashGod: hmm I’ll have to go back and watch it

10:22
Ben Clemens:

Scherzer hot mic!

23 Jul 2020
10:22
Aspergilius fumigatus: Which of these recent MLB changes are you most in favor of?: expanded playoffs, 3 batter minimum, juiced ball

10:23
Braves fan late to the… party?: wow. I did not know J Up was that bad last year. is Adell on the 30man?

10:23
Meg Rowley: if I have to pick one of those, begrudgingly the 3 batter minimum

10:23
Ben Clemens: This seems like a good time to point out that FanGraphs has opening day rosters up

10:23
YardGoat: Jacob Stallings 2 RBI single

10:24
Ben Clemens: So 85-90 pitches indeed

10:24
Eric A Longenhagen: Jacob Stallings two run single off Flaherty, 3-2 Cards middle of the 7th

10:24
phan: What happened to Giolito? Was his velo there & his new mechanics & just got beat by a good team or did he look like he lost it

10:24
Ben Clemens: I didn’t see all of the runs, but I saw a decent amount of them. He was challenging Kepler with fastballs

10:24
Ben Clemens: It did not pan out

10:25
Doctor Parrot: 3 batter minimum is at least reasonable. The others…ugh

10:25
Meg Rowley: I get the expanded playoffs for this year – I want players to drive changes in playing style, not the equipment

10:25
Meg Rowley: especially if it isn’t consistent year to year

10:25
viceroy: don’t forget universal DH as a new rule

10:26
Ben Clemens: Sorry I got lost in the Cards game. Adell is not on the opening 30 man

10:26
Meg Rowley: Strong endorse (I grew rooting for Edgar – of course I like the DH)

10:26
Derek: Universal DH is almost universally a positive change

10:26
Ben Clemens: I see what you did there

10:26
Ben Clemens: Clay Holmes is the game I’ve most often tried to make puns out of without once succeeding

10:27
Brian CashGod: White Sox have the best cutouts – they just showed a hilarious one of AJ Pierzinski with frosted tips, and shoutout to the fan who bought 100 copies of himself

10:27
Ben Clemens: He’s in to pitch for Pittsburgh in the 8th

10:27
Meg Rowley: I was in and out on White Sox – are all 100 at the park?!

10:27
Braves fan late to the… party?: Is it just me or has the strikezone seemed a little horizontally generous today?

10:27
Ben Clemens: It certainly did in Mets/Braves

10:28
Ben Clemens: So-so in Cubs/Brewers and Sox/Twins

10:28
Meg Rowley: bless you

10:28
Ben Clemens: Mariners fans will recognize the pain Brewers announcers felt as Brandon Woodruff got squeezed

10:28
Ben Clemens: With Narvaez trying his hardest and just not framing smoothly

10:29
Ben Clemens: But Hendricks was fine even with Contreras back there

10:29
This is lude-i-cris: Phillies/Marlins strike zone was a bit wide as well

10:29
Eric A Longenhagen: The monsoon has arrived, it’s pouring here

10:29
Also Ben: Is it possible Contreras was not the worst framer in that game?

10:30
5 Run Homer: Jaylin Davis bomb

10:30
Ben Clemens: Definitely possible. Narvaez didn’t look good to my eyes

10:30
Ben Clemens: And Contreras looked better, though I do think Hendricks can give that illusion regardless of who’s catching sometimes

10:31
Braves fan late to the… party?: Eric, how did Alex Jackson look behind the plate today?

10:31
Eric A Longenhagen: Meh, good enough.

10:31
5 Run Homer: We don’t talk enough about Kyle Hendricks being very good with an 86 mph fastball

10:31
Meg Rowley: Oh Albert.

10:31
Ben Clemens: He’s a blast

10:32
Ben Clemens: I hate the fact that I’m blacked out of both of the late games and therefore have to switch between the MLB app and Youtube TV to watch them

10:32
Ben Clemens: And that is the first #bayareacomplaint of the night

10:32
Eric A Longenhagen: Hey, I’m gonna step away for a while. If I don’t return, good night all

10:32
Meg Rowley: Bye, Eric! Thanks for chatting!

10:32
Defenestrater: Kevin Newman just squandered a great play with a throwing error.

10:32
Matt: How long will it take for me to stop thinking “wow those fans are impressive for not flinching” after every foul back w/ cutouts?

10:32
Ben Clemens: I’d say base hit plus error probably

10:32
Ben Clemens: But yes, he threw that one not very close to the bag at all

10:33
Also Ben: There’s some buzz that Contreras worked on his framing this offseason and it’s improved…no idea how accurate that is though

10:34
Ben Clemens: Would need to see more than one game, but today looked a bit better

10:34
Ben Clemens: I didn’t see any obvious mechanical changes but he looked less stabby

10:34
Ben Clemens: I always thought he would look okay most of the way and then stab too often

10:34
Brian CashGod: Rich Hill (MIN) just got scratched from tomorrow’s start, broadcast didn’t say why

10:34
Ben Clemens: Oh boy

10:35
Meg Rowley: needs to have quieter hands (Contreras that is)

10:35
Meg Rowley: I didn’t see much of that game, is he catching from one knee?

10:36
Blake: Hello baseball peeps. Tonight is awesome but also weird. I feel like I have a pretty good idea of Kyle Lewis’s ceiling/floor at the plate. Can he be a legitimate CF?

10:36
Ben Clemens: If he is, certainly not frequently

10:36
Ben Clemens: (to Contreras)

10:36
Meg Rowley: (thanks sorry, timing these is always tricky!)

10:36
Meg Rowley: Lewis is ticketed for a corner (probably right) – they’ll play Kelenic in center when he comes up

10:37
Derek: The Rangers are allowing dog-fan cutouts apparently!

10:37
Ben Clemens: So are the Dodgers. We are waging a two-person twitter campaign to get our dog onto a Giants cutout

10:37
Brian CashGod: White Sox broadcast is certainly interesting tonight

10:37
10:37
Brian CashGod: I have so many questions

10:37
Ben Clemens: Incredible

10:37
Ben Clemens: Get Bill Walton in there again ASAP

10:38
Guest: my dad is a Mets fan and somehow he manages to dunk on deGrom every time he starts (some variation of “he’s not Koufax” or “he only pitches five innings”). Is there any way to convince him to stop and enjoy the best pitcher in baseball over the past two years actually being a Met

10:38
Ben Clemens: Eh, if the two Cy Youngs didn’t do it

10:38
Ben Clemens: I guess you could focus on the ERA?

10:39
Ben Clemens: Don’t even era-adjust it or anything

10:39
Ben Clemens: He had an ERA below 2 two years ago, and followed it up with another below 3

10:39
Mr. Rochester: Loud fuck in the White Sox game

10:39
Meg Rowley: And I thought they weren’t letting anyone in the park BOOM ZING

10:39
Ben Clemens: I think AJ Pierzynski prefers to be called a loud jerk

10:39
Meg Rowley: FanGraphs!

10:39
Ben Clemens: hey we were going the same way on that one!

10:39
Meg Rowley: We have jokes!

10:39
Matt: Has Meg seen her cutout in the stands yet?

10:40
Meg Rowley: Not yet – think they’ll be there for the first home series?

10:40
Also Ben: Contreras isn’t on one knee because he’s athletic enough to get to balls regardless according to a Sahadev Sharma article

10:40
Ben Clemens: Wait, uh, what?

10:40
Ben Clemens: That’s not…

10:40
Ben Clemens: Am I understanding this wrong?

10:40
Defenestrater: Last year 7 out of DeGrom’s 32 starts were less than 6 innings

10:40
Ben Clemens: Okay, that too

10:41
AdamZ: What do cutouts cost in other parks? $500 for the monster seats at fenway

10:41
Matt: oh wow it’s a road game that’s my fault

10:41
Ben Clemens: Sorry five HUNDRED dollars?

10:41
Meg Rowley: FIVE HUNDRED?

10:41
Meg Rowley: Goodness. Uh, I paid $30.

10:41
Ben Clemens: Do you get $350 in gift certificates or something?

10:41
Ben Clemens: San Francisco, probably the most expensive city in the US, will run you 100 bucks

10:42
Meg Rowley: And no worries, Matt – some parks were doing them during intrasquads

10:42
Ben Clemens: Meg are the Mariners going to authenticate them and send them to you?

10:42
Meg Rowley: Nah, I don’t think so.

10:43
Ben Clemens: That’s a neat thing the Giants are doing to make it worth your while

10:43
Ben Clemens: If they’ll let us do a Ruby cutout I’m seriously considering it

10:43
Meg Rowley: Yeah, I’m just looking forward to approximately one billion twitter notifications from Effectively Wild listeners.

10:44
Also Ben: Definitely possible I’m misremembering/not explaining it clearly: https://theathletic.com/1941110/2020/07/21/frame-this-story-willson-co…

10:44
Ben Clemens: Yeah seems like it’s not so much getting to balls as comfort

10:44
Ben Clemens: And that’s fair

10:45
Ben Clemens: Comfort is realllllly important to framing

10:45
Meg Rowley: Ball took a funny hop in Chicago and now it’s first and third with no one out for the Twins

10:45
Ben Clemens: The idea is just, his body can handle the old-school stance and he’s more comfortable with it

10:45
Ben Clemens: I suppose I see it

10:46
Guest: Meg, has hosting EW been about what you expected? Anything that has surprised you, positively or otherwise?

10:46
Meg Rowley: Even a small amount of prep makes for better episodes. We have a lot of free flowing stuff but having stats on hand, a quote handy, etc, makes stuff flow a lotttt more smoothly.

10:47
Derek: Fun inning for Jonathan Hernandez. Well, fun to watch anyway. Probably was rather stressful for him

10:47
Ben Clemens: I wrote an article about Hernandez after he threw, and I’m approximating here, six pitches in the bigs

10:47
Ben Clemens: Tonight did not disappoint

10:47
Meg Rowley: Lol that sounds like a Ben piece

10:47
Ben Clemens: Lol the title

10:47
AdamZ: Red Sox need to raise that money so they can not pay Mookie betts

10:48
Ben Clemens: I’m not sure this style of joke will ever get old

10:48
Ben Clemens: Boy, I sure hope Devers turns out as well as Betts so that the Red Sox can trade him for another 65 FV financial flexibility piece

10:48
Matt: Has anyone else still been seeing a lot of spitting/finger-licking? Flaherty was doing it pretty often

10:48
Meg Rowley: haven’t really seen much in the way of guys using their towles

10:48
Meg Rowley: towels, rather

10:49
Ben Clemens: Kevin Newman seems to not have the arm to be playing at the depth he plays at

10:49
Ben Clemens: He’s had a few plays tonight where he got to it and it’s like

10:49
Ben Clemens: Well, I don’t see how he’s gonna make the throw on time from here

10:50
Brian CashGod: I want the Yankees to do one so I can photoshop a Yankee hat onto my Red Sox fan friend, and submit it…

10:50
Ben Clemens: Submit 100 of them!

10:50
5 Run Homer: Which one is Kevin Newman and which one is Kevin Kramer?

10:50
Ben Clemens: Weirdly they’re mortal enemies

10:50
Ben Clemens: Gosh that set up almost too well

10:51
Kyle Johnson: Moved in with my brother-in-law who’s an AL Central fan. I’m an NL Central fan. My main observation night 1 is how much more familiar you are with relievers in your own division

10:51
Ben Clemens: Too bad Eric isn’t here, Paul DeJong being good is my favorite thing to needle him about

10:51
Meg Rowley: 100%

10:51
Meg Rowley: (my 100% is in response to Kyle)

10:51
Pieman: Wish Jay were here so my HOF question would be selected 🙁

10:51
Ben Clemens: Oh send it again

10:51
Ben Clemens: Sorry things are jumping around a bit here

10:52
Matt: Newman’s seemed to make some real nice stops, but yeah – throwing power is lacking

10:52
Ben Clemens: Yeah he looks like a great 2B

10:52
Derek: I know it’s only one game but Bumgarner’s Dbacks debut has gone much better than I expected/feared

10:53
Meg Rowley: he’s looked pretty sharp – I’m surprised by how not weird he looks in a D-backs uni

10:53
Defenestrater: By contrast, DeJong’s bat power is not lacking

10:53
Ben Clemens: DeJong is one of my favorite players. Partially because I’m a Cardinals fan and I mean, I’m still a little bit of a homer.

10:54
Ben Clemens: But partially because he’s just neat. A bat-first shortstop who strikes out a lot and is also one of the best defenders in baseball?

10:54
Ben Clemens: What the heck

10:54
Pieman: Thanks Ben 🙂 Which father-son duo is most likely to make the Hall? Bonds, Biggio, or Guerrero?

10:54
Ben Clemens: Ooh, hmmm

10:54
Ben Clemens: Well Bonds is like 0% right?

10:55
Ben Clemens: I don’t see Bobby getting in via some weird committee

10:55
Ben Clemens: I’ll go Guerrero but look, I’m a little antsy about his conditioning, I’m not gonna lie

10:55
Guest: Meg have you started watching stove league yet?

10:56
Meg Rowley: Ugh, no, I am a failure – been a busy couple of weeks

10:56
Defenestrater: Good on Jarrod Dyson for wearing a mask, but you need to cover the nose. Dyson’s doesn’t even fully cover his upper lip

10:56
Ben Clemens: It’s aspirational

10:56
Ben Clemens: Jeez what happened to the Mariners?

10:56
Ben Clemens: I watch one DeJong hoer

10:56
Ben Clemens: homer*

10:56
Meg Rowley: Ben, the defense is bad.

10:56
segiddins: Trout going to help La Stella up and then remembering “nah we don’t make hand contact any more” was honestly delightful.

10:57
Braves fan late to the… party?: Ha. Trout reached out to give a high five after that La Stella catch then quickly pulled it back. Oh the time we live in

10:57
Meg Rowley: Evan White? He’s good. Much of the rest is very much not.

10:57
Ben Clemens: One moment, friends. I’m going to pick up delivery.

10:57
Ben Clemens: I was very much not up for cooking tonight

10:58
Ben Clemens: Pica Pica, Venezuelan food

10:58
Ben Clemens: aaaand heading down now

10:58
Brian CashGod: ohh where did you order from?

10:58
Ben Clemens: (to answer that)

10:59
Chris: Having your best defender be your first basemen is a market inefficiency imo

11:00
Meg Rowley: So, first base and all that, but he’s legitimately incredible, and I’m not just saying that because I’ve watched some.. real stinkers

11:01
Meg Rowley: Things are getting… interesting in San Diego

11:01
Meg Rowley: 10 pitch PA from Profar

11:02
Cameron: when was the last time the Marlins were over .500 in July

11:02
Meg Rowley: Like, over .500 for that month, or over .500 on July 31?

11:03
Ben Clemens: And back

11:03
Derek: I may have jinxed Bumgarner. Though I’m also surprised he’s still in

11:03
Meg Rowley: I’m more surprised it was Hosmer who did the damage

11:03
Meg Rowley: (if it’s when was the last time the club was .500 on July 31, in 2017)

11:04
5 Run Homer: Eric Hosmer is clutch, friends

11:04
YardGoat: Pirates just pulled within one

11:04
Ben Clemens: Kim not exactly locking down the closer role just yet

11:04
Ben Clemens: I’m very excited to see Kodi Whitley at some point

11:04
Ben Clemens: He really takes pop-up prospect to the next level, he started last year in A Ball

11:05
Braves fan late to the… party?: Other than the guy who bought 100 cutouts, the Chipper Jones cutout that somehow made it in Citi field has to be close to the best.

11:05
Ben Clemens: Yeah a delightful one

11:06
Nick: The teams with cardboard cutouts in the stand should add more as the season goes on if the team is doing well, and remove them if the season is going poorly.

11:06
Ben Clemens: You say that, but what if the cutout was of you?

11:06
Cameron: @Meg the latter

11:06
YardGoat: Shouldn’t the Pirates pinch run for Osuna here?

11:06
Meg Rowley: .500 on July 31, in 2017

11:06
Ben Clemens: In one word, yes.

11:06
Ben Clemens: In two words, definitely yes.

11:07
Braves fan late to the… party?: or, for the bad teams, people could send it increasingly disgruntled pictures of themselves.

11:07
Ben Clemens: Now that I’d be into

11:07
Ben Clemens: Someone could go put paper bags on the cutouts

11:07
5 Run Homer: Kim’s delivery is wild

11:08
Meg Rowley: I used my twitter pic for a reason

11:09
Derek: The A’s have a cutout hot dog vendor from like the 1920s or something and also stuffed animals in their seats.

11:09
Derek: And it looks like cutouts of muppets?

11:09
Meg Rowley: I am under strict orders to not work at all tomorrow, but would collecting pics and GIFs really be work?

11:09
Ben Clemens: Cards close it out

11:09
Ben Clemens: If you’ll forgive my homerism, Kolten Wong turns double plays like a freaking wizard

11:10
Nick: Re: Cutouts: You know the season is going poorly when you find in your mailbox your wadded-up cardboard cutout because the team no longer needs that many “fans” in the stands.

11:10
Ben Clemens: “Sorry, you looked too happy”

11:11
Braves fan late to the… party?: I still think the Dodgers staff should be seen placing their cutouts in the 3rd inning

11:11
Ben Clemens: The Dodgers fans in last night’s chat didn’t appreciate my version of that joke

11:11
Ben Clemens: But yes

11:12
Meg Rowley: lol that joke is great

11:12
Ben Clemens: Dodgers fans on time? C’mon

11:12
Defenestrater: The A’s also have Tom Hanks lending his voice for the hot dog vendor

11:12
Meg Rowley: I am still figuring out the right balance of seriousness and whimsy but damn if there isn’t some deeply Meg shit going on this season.

11:12
Braves fan late to the… party?: Is he an A’s fan??

11:13
Ben Clemens: I have no idea but I hope not

11:13
Meg Rowley: He’s from the Bay Area, I’m pretty sure

11:14
Emil: Well if you ever wondered what would happen if you charged a panda at full-speed…

11:14
5 Run Homer: Chris Taylor ran into a mid-air Pablo Sandoval, scary

11:14
Ben Clemens: My goodness

11:14
Ben Clemens: Love Panda wearing a mask, btw

11:14
Derek: That was a disaster of a play all-around in SF-LAD

11:15
Meg Rowley: Yikes just saw the Taylor play

11:15
Ben Clemens: You know what they say: when you have Wilmer Flores playing defense for you, you have Wilmer Flores playing defense for you

11:15
Ben Clemens: I really enjoy Will Smith’s walkup music

11:15
Ben Clemens: Tacky? Definitely

11:15
Ben Clemens: Fun? Yes

11:16
Meg Rowley: See I had no idea – just likes baseball, isn’t flashy – Tom Hanks remains perfect

11:16
Nick: Best chance to repeat for the end of season awards: Trout, Bellinger, deGrom, or Verlander?

11:17
Ben Clemens: I’ll take dg b/c 1/12th of his season is over and he shoved

11:17
Ben Clemens: Then Trout, then Bellinger

11:17
Meg Rowley: Trouttttttt, deGrom, Bellinger, Verlander imo

11:17
Meg Rowley: a 1/12 of his season is over!

11:17
Meg Rowley: WHAT A WORLD

11:18
Defenestrater: Hanks sold concessions for the A’s when he was younger: https://www.mlb.com/news/tom-hanks-sells-concessions-at-athletics-game…

11:18
Ben Clemens: Amazing

11:18
Ben Clemens: It’s all coming together

11:18
Meg Rowley: Do we think Tom Hanks reads FanGraphs?

11:18
Ben Clemens: Tom Hanks plays people who don’t read FanGraphs

11:19
Ben Clemens: But I don’t know how much he’s like his characters

11:19
5 Run Homer: Yastrzemski in CF feels weird but that was a nice play

11:19
Ben Clemens: Yeah I didn’t realize that was him, he looked fluid

11:19
Meg Rowley: Is it that the lighting when folks took their pics for the fan cut outs was inconsistent, or do they have a spot on Lasorda

11:19
Chris: I think the you’ve got mail hanks would read fangraphs

11:20
Ben Clemens: Yeah fair point

11:20
Ben Clemens: If Mauricio Dubon got this tag down, that’s full Javy Baez right there

11:20
Ben Clemens: And, uh, I think he did?

11:20
Ben Clemens: No-look behind the back tag, beautiful

11:21
Meg Rowley: that was a very nice play and a good camera angle too

11:21
Nolan: Given that its the Mets we’re talking about, is there a legitimate chance deGrom could repeat as Cy Young winner with 0 wins?

11:21
Ben Clemens: I mean, no

11:21
Ben Clemens: (that I mean was on purpose for people who hound me about them)

11:22
Ben Clemens: It’s just way too hard to get 12 games of Cy-level performance with 0 wins

11:22
Meg Rowley: That’s a very nice play from Dubon

11:22
Astros Win: Has anyone mentioned “God Bless America” yet? I just turned off the Astros game when it came on since it’s a blowout. I’d probably listen to “This Land is Your Land”

11:22
Ben Clemens: I generally concur

11:22
Ben Clemens: I’d stay for take me out to the ballgame

11:23
Ben Clemens: The God Bless America-nization of the seventh inning stretch irks me because we already had a perfectly good song

11:23
Braves fan late to the… party?: almost all of bill murray’s would

11:23
Ben Clemens: (read FanGraphs)

11:24
Ben Clemens: And yet Bill Murray probably does not

11:24
Meg Rowley: I find Doosan being an MLB sponsor funny because like… is a developer buying a forklift because she watches the Dodgers?

11:25
5 Run Homer: Venkman is probably a dick about how he reads Fangraphs

11:25
Meg Rowley: This is a good take

11:25
Chris: Just going to lose my mind when degrom loses out on the cy young to like an Antonio senzatela because they inexplicably won 9 games

11:25
Ben Clemens: I think we’re past that, but if he puts up a 1 ERA, yeah

11:25
James: Chris Paddack threw his new curveball a bit tonight. Looks much better than his one last year, tunneling we’ll with the FB & changeup. I’m pumped.

11:25
Ben Clemens: I didn’t see it but I’ll watch a bit of it

11:26
Ben Clemens: Paddack needs a new breaking ball badly so that’s a huge development if it’s good

11:26
5 Run Homer: If Antonio Senzatela puts up a 1.00 ERA give him the award

11:26
5 Run Homer: That’s right to do when you’re Antonio Senzatela

11:26
Ben Clemens: Oh yeah, good point. I wonder how fluky an ERA would have to be

11:26
Ben Clemens: for people to say know

11:26
Ben Clemens: Could we have a Cy winner with a 6 FIP?

11:27
Chris: All of Jonah hills characters read fangraphs, including the himself he played in this is the end, but he does not read fangraphs

11:27
Ben Clemens: Incredible

11:27
Meg Rowley: do they keep the Joe Davis cut out in the park during games he calls?

11:29
Bonobos37: How many current A’s players is Rickey Henderson still faster than?

11:29
Ben Clemens: You aren’t gonna like this answer but I don’t think it’s that many

11:30
Ben Clemens: I just looked up the world record for 100m dash among 60+ competitors

11:30
Ben Clemens: it’s like 12 seconds

11:30
Ben Clemens: (Rickey is 61)

11:30
DB: Could a closer w 18 saves and 0.59 era actually win a Cy and be in running for mvp?

11:30
5 Run Homer: Ramon Laureano big dinger

11:30
Mr. Rochester: Luis Robert just ripped a 104 mph two strike double off the bottom of the wall in right center

11:31
Meg Rowley: yes, but I don’t think they win either award

11:31
the487: Jimmy fallon from fever pitch reads a fictional magazine called RBIs weekly but not fangraphs

11:31
Ben Clemens: Ugh, I have still never watched Fever Pitch

11:32
brad: 18 saves is only a 48 pace in 162. I think a closer would have to have something ridiculous 25+ if not 30+ saves

11:32
Ben Clemens: I drove 12 hours on a whim to attend G4 of the 2004 WS where they filmed Fever Pitch

11:32
Ben Clemens: So I cannot, on principle, ever watch it

11:33
Sonny: anyone else having trouble tracking homers without fans to kind of tell you where the ball is going? Knew the Laureano ball was out but totally missed it even on replay

11:33
Ben Clemens: Yes for sure. I just had no idea where Muncy’s homer was heading

11:34
Smiling Politely: Max Muncy…MVP candidate?

11:34
Ben Clemens: Give it a little longer

11:35
Ben Clemens: Whoever leads the league in wRC+ at, say, the 10-game mark is automatically a candidate

11:35
Meg Rowley: WHAT A WORLD

11:35
Chris: if I had known doosan was a sponsor I wouldn’t have just purchased that KAT excavator as my daily driver, smdh

11:35
Defenestrater: So, apparently Eovaldi briefly changed uniform number mid-game??

11:35
Ben Clemens: Ughhhhhh I just picked up a John Deere front end loader

11:35
Meg Rowley:

Nate Eovaldi said that he accidentally picked up Vazquez’s jersey. He said both them sweat a lot so he thought it was his until he noticed it was too tight on him and then his teammates (jokingly) started calling him Vazquez’s name.

Eovaldi wearing his catcher, Christian Vazquez’s, number and I have no clue why. Weird times bruh.
25 Jul 2020
11:36
Ben Clemens: SOCIAL DISTANCING VIOLATION

11:36
Ben Clemens: also, gross

11:37
2-digit number: …why did he take off his jersey in the first place???

11:37
Meg Rowley: He was very sweaty

11:38
Derek: Yeah my question was why did they both have their jerseys off in close proximity to each other???

11:39
Meg Rowley: they were both very sweaty

11:39
Braves fan late to the… party?: Meg, you got 5000 words out of someone pooping themselves, but only 4 for putting on the wrong jersey?

11:39
the487: Max Kepler and Max Muncy currently MVP frontrunnners.. When was the last time the AL and NL MVP had the same first name?

11:39
Meg Rowley: It’s a different time

11:39
Ben Clemens: I can’t believe I just looked this up, but it’s never happened

11:39
Ben Clemens: Came very close in 1984 (WIllie Hernandez AL) and 1985 (Willie McGee NL)

11:41
the487: Also 1925: Roger Peckinbaugh and Rogers Hornsby

11:41
Ben Clemens: Oh I only looked at BBWAA

11:41
Ben Clemens: That’s a good call

11:41
ChuckNChino: Guillermo begs to differ…

11:41
Ben Clemens: Fair counterpoint

11:42
Nolan: Let’s make it three Maxes, by adding Max Fried or Max Scherzer for the Cy Young

11:42
Ben Clemens: Scherzer is going to have an uphill climb

11:42
Defenestrater: Wait, then Vazquez also took his jersey off. Eovaldi came out wearing the jersey in the top of the 3rd, but Vazquez batted in the bottom of the 2nd. How did Vazquez have time to take his off when he had to put on catching gear???

11:42
Ben Clemens: If it weren’t for the sweat detail, I’d think he’d grabbed a backup

11:43
Ben Clemens: Last night Eduardo Perez just could NOT stop talking about how analytics were all lies if they told you to pinch hit for Brandon Crawford

11:43
Ben Clemens: (I’m paraphrasing)

11:44
Ben Clemens: his argument being that he might get to face a righty later

11:44
Ben Clemens: Well, this at-bat against Stripling isn’t making me think “yeah let’s get Crawford at-bats against righties”

11:44
John: Guys, I’m starting to think that the Giants aren’t very good.

11:44
Ben Clemens: Gulp

11:45
Meg Rowley: Sometimes I get distracted by the baseball and forget to chat

11:45
Joe: granted, the Giants are not good, but the Angels sure could have used Stripling.

11:45
Ben Clemens: Just… they could have used Joc too!

11:45
Ben Clemens: Ugh

11:45
Ben Clemens: What was Arte doing?

11:45
Meg Rowley: yeah, it’s weird

11:46
Smiling Politely: Still amazed that the Angels nixed the Strip/Joc deal

11:46
brad: I’m thinking about that reliever q and what it would take for a reliever this season to be in the Cy and mvp conversations. Say… Yates has the same numbers from last year this year, and his arm doesn’t fall off. 41 saves, era around 1. Even if WAR wasn’t as big a fan as some starters and position players that’d be hard to ignore, yes?

11:46
Meg Rowley: They cut their area scouts the week before the draft in the middle of a pandemic. I will never forget that about their ownership.

11:46
Ben Clemens: If someone has 41 saves this year

11:46
Ben Clemens: My goodness

11:47
5 Run Homer: You know who they don’t need? Luis Rengifo!

11:47
Ben Clemens: I like Rengifo a lot actually

11:47
Meg Rowley: Yeah, I do too

11:48
Ben Clemens: But yeah, he is an awkward fit on the Angels

11:48
Ben Clemens: Is a revolving sushi bar one of those conveyor belt deals?

11:49
Ben Clemens: Because I’m picturing a revolving restaurant that happens to serve sushi

11:49
Ben Clemens: (it’s an ad in the A’s game)

11:49
Meg Rowley: lol

11:49
Meg Rowley: I guess?

11:50
Ben Clemens: I’ll tell you, that ad workd!

11:50
Ben Clemens: I’m googling this place as we speak

11:50
Meg Rowley: Man, poor Chris Taylor

11:50
James: Eric Hosmer has made contact 4 times in 4 PA. His lowest launch angle was 22°.

11:50
James: Re: Hosmer – I wAnT tO bElIeVe

11:51
Ben Clemens: Dave Cameron is just like c’mon Eric pleaaaaaaase

11:51
brad: It will be hard to get that many appearances and chances, but guys have run off longer consecutive save streaks than 41. But it’d take something ungodly like that, considering how little the voters seemed to care the last two times the record was set.

11:51
Meg Rowley: I mean, if Hosmer were to be good (which, I am not saying this says that but) that.. would matter a lot!

11:52
Ben Clemens: Oh I just don’t think any teams will have 41 save opportunities this year

11:52
Meg Rowley: yeah, that seems very stressful

11:53
Philip: Ben how would you rank Fletcher/La Stella/Rengifo for next 3 years

11:53
Meg Rowley: Oh dear, Giants

11:53
Ben Clemens: I think I’d go Fletcher = Rengifo > La Stella

11:53
Ben Clemens: It’s quite close though

11:53
5 Run Homer: 41 wins is a pretty high number

11:53
Ben Clemens: Yeah but 41 SAVES is even crazier

11:53
Ben Clemens: To win 41 games you’re probably blowing people out fairly often

11:54
Ben Clemens: You’d probably need at least 50 wins?

11:54
the487: Hosmer is gonna win the mvp by batting with the bases loaded every at bat and getting 5 RBI a game

11:54
Ben Clemens: If Hosmer has 300 RBI he deserves the MVP

11:54
Ben Clemens: Lol RBI and all, but 300!!!

11:54
Ben Clemens: In a 60 game season

11:54
Meg Rowley: yeah, if you have 300 RBI in 60 go nuts imo

11:55
Ben Clemens: I think RBI aren’t completely worthless as a stat

11:55
Ben Clemens: Just mostly worthless

11:55
Ben Clemens: If you put up a number that anomalous you’re doing something right

11:55
Meg Rowley: i think if you have 300 RBI your other stats are pretty good

11:55
Ben Clemens: 300 sacrifice flies

11:55
Ben Clemens: No other PA

11:55
Philip: i’ll take the under on hosmer getting 300 rbi’s, just a gut feeling

11:56
Meg Rowley: a maverick, a rebel

11:56
Ben Clemens: Joke’s on you, he already has 734

11:56
Ben Clemens: Oh this yearrrrrrrr

11:56
Ben Clemens: Hm, yeah, that sounds high

11:56
Meg Rowley: hardy har har

11:56
Joe: All squeeze plays

11:56
Ben Clemens: Something tells me Hosmer is not a good bunter

11:57
Ben Clemens: A guy that dismissive of going outside his comfort zone

11:57
Ben Clemens: (all the launch angle stuff)

11:57
Ben Clemens: doesn’t strike me as someone sitting there working on his bunts

11:57
Ben Clemens: Barrels, bro

11:57
Ben Clemens: Can’t barrel up a bunt

11:58
Ben Clemens: Noe Ramirez has thrown 11 pitches

11:58
Ben Clemens: By my hand count, 17 have been sliders

11:58
Ben Clemens: That game is kinda spiraling away

11:59
Billy Beane: Possible Hosmer is a good sac bunter but a bad shift beating bunter. Because grit.

11:59
Ben Clemens: Hosmer gets fun shifts:

11:59
Ben Clemens: He’s actually pretty difficult to shift on because he’s the rare spray groundball hitter

11:59
Ben Clemens: He’s just *so good* at groundballs that he can hit them anywhere

12:00
Ben Clemens: I now have a knockoff version of a Sam Smith song, “I’m Way Too Good at Groundballs” stuck in my head

12:00
5 Run Homer: What an unfortunate skill to have

12:00
Ben Clemens: It’s not top of my list!

12:01
Ben Clemens: Oh no I stopped paying attention to the Giants

12:01
Ben Clemens: What happened?

12:01
Meg Rowley: well Ben

12:02
brad: I meant it as an outlandish and impossible number. If the Dodgers win 45 and Jansen has a comeback season and saves 29 with a 1.80 it’d still be hard to see that beating a position player for mvp.

12:02
Ben Clemens: Ah then yeah

12:02
Meg Rowley: If the Dodgers win 45, there will probably be someone else who has a cleaner case

12:02
Ben Clemens: Yeah I think for starters you’d need an ERA below 1

12:03
Ben Clemens: Maybe if you pitch 45 innings of 0.5 ERA, 18 K/9 ball

12:04
5 Run Homer: Has anyone done that over a 45 game stretch recently? Or ever?

12:04
Ben Clemens: What’s that? YOu’re wondering what people have done over 60 game stretches?

12:04
Ben Clemens: It would sure be sweet to have a tool for that, right Meg?

12:04
Meg Rowley: Ben, it would be so sweet!

12:06
W: If a pitcher pitches 45 innings with an ERA of 0.5, he will have allowed 2.5 earned runs on the year, which would be quite an accomplishment in itself.

12:06
Ben Clemens: You’re technically correct

12:06
Ben Clemens: Which is the best kind of correct

12:07
Emil: The half run was an automatic runner on second

12:08
Ben Clemens: Or someone safe but called out on replay

12:08
Meg Rowley: (crowd goes wild, whole weekend are spent looking at those leaderboards

12:09
Ben Clemens: They are a lot of fun

12:09
Ben Clemens: Arrieta had the best 60-game pitching stretch for ERA, btw

12:09
Ben Clemens: 0.41

12:10
Ben Clemens: I believe these stats start in 1974?

12:10
Meg Rowley: yup yup

12:10
Ben Clemens: So no year of the pitcher stuff

12:10
Ben Clemens: But yeah, uh, it’s not happening is the point

12:11
Ben Clemens: These 60-game leaderboards even overstate how likely a thing like this is to happen this year

12:11
Ben Clemens: Because you get so many bites at the 60-game apple in a 162-game season

12:11
Meg Rowley: right exactly

12:11
Ben Clemens: Get crushed in your first start? Rebuy!

12:12
Ben Clemens: I spent a long time looking at the in-game ‘roman’ ad in the a’s game

12:12
Ben Clemens: On a splitscreen of ramon laureano’s swing

12:12
Meg Rowley: Ha!

12:12
Ben Clemens: and I thought, oh, hey, why are they showing his first name for so long?

12:13
John: I thought they misspelled it lol

12:13
John: I was like that’s a whoops

12:13
Ben Clemens: ‘and why lowercase?!?!’

12:13
ravolin: i love that the worst 60 game stretch by war is Ryan Doumit – who during that stretch still hit a respectable .302/.336/.414!

12:13
Ben Clemens: There’s something to the fact that to qualify over a 60-game stretch you have to keep playing

12:13
Ben Clemens: But yeah

12:13
Ben Clemens: It’s great

12:14
Ben Clemens: ‘respectable’ .302 batting average lol

12:14
W: The considerable number of 60-game spans in an 162-game season is also presumably why it will take the crowd the whole weekend to look at the leaderboards.

12:14
Meg Rowley: It’s a rich text.

12:15
Meg Rowley: Does anyone else yell LA STELLLLAAAA whenever Tommy is mentioned?

12:15
Meg Rowley: I am very tired.

12:17
John: I just tuned in to the Angel’s game – why is rendon not playing?

12:17
Meg Rowley: Has an oblique thing

12:17
Ben Clemens: The chat is moving on, and I’m still deep into this Ryan Doumit season

12:17
Ben Clemens: What the heck

12:17
Ben Clemens: OBP was VERY high in 2009

12:18
the487: The Dodgers organist just played “Rio” by Duran Duran when Edwin Rios came in to pinch run.. was this a coincidence or intentional?

12:18
Ben Clemens: I think intentional

12:18
Ben Clemens: Organists are great as a rule

12:18
Topper Bottoms: 110% intentional @the487

12:18
Meg Rowley: And theirs is very, very strong

12:18
Ben Clemens: I hope this is in response to Eric’s dislike of ‘100%’ yesterday

12:19
John: Ben in right with you I was just on his page. I was too young to appreciate it at the time but was it understood how bad he was at defense at the time? He couldve been a DH and been a much better player.

12:19
Ben Clemens: Nah this was before framing was quantified

12:19
Ben Clemens: We’ve retroactively quantified it but FanGraphs probably *loved* Doumit in 2009

12:19
Ben Clemens: Or, well, I don’t think FanGraphs really worked that way in 2009

12:19
Ben Clemens: But you know what I mean

12:20
Topper Bottoms: Last night they played “99 Luftballons” when the creepy balloon floated in

12:20
Ben Clemens: That’s a good one

12:20
Ben Clemens: The Braves organist is also excellent

12:20
Meg Rowley: The Matts whiffing on a play is… very upsetting

12:20
Ben Clemens: Meg I tuned into that game during the slo-mo replay

12:20
Ben Clemens: And I assumed it was of an inning-ending play

12:20
Ben Clemens: So when it went wrong I was VERY surprised

12:21
Meg Rowley: I yelled “Matts NOOOOO”

12:21
the487: Here’s to hoping the Dodgers play Shane Bieber in the World Series… would love to see what the organist would come up with there

12:21
Meg Rowley: Do you guys ever worry that you cared about weird stuff before quarantine and when we’re finally able to go out again safely, that you’ll be impossible at parties?

12:22
Ben Clemens: Not until now!

12:22
Matt: The “smart” baseball crowd really took a roundabout route to where we currently are on defense.  For a while, when we could quantify offensive performance but defense was still witchcraft, the darlings of this crowd were the Adam Dunns and Ryan Doumits of the world.  Things change, we learn, we evlolve.

12:22
Ben Clemens: Yeah, Ben Lindbergh’s take on this is one of my favorite baseball articles

12:23
Ben Clemens: I want to write something this good one day, it stuck with me for YEARS

12:23
Joe: No, I’ve moved beyond worrying, and into acceptance about that Meg

12:24
Meg Rowley: I remember reading that and wishing I was a baseball writer, and now I podcast with that guy. So cool stuff happens sometimes, I guess.

12:24
Ben Clemens: Seeing Trout lurking on deck is really pleasant

12:24
Meg Rowley: I want to see Trout in the playoffs and hope Ohtani and Canning can pitch all the games?

12:25
Ben Clemens: Did Simmons get skinnier?

12:25
Ben Clemens: He’s always been skinny, but he looks reallllly skinny now

12:25
Meg Rowley: hmmm he looks about the same to me?

12:25
Meg Rowley: Rizzo is like, super skinny now

12:26
Meg Rowley: WAIT

12:26
Ben Clemens: Yeah I might just forget what he looks like after some time off

12:26
Meg Rowley: THEY ARE PLAYING A RECORDING OF GOD BLESS AMERICA?

12:26
Ben Clemens: It’s always so crazy when he gets so much force on it

12:26
Meg Rowley: WAIT

12:26
Meg Rowley: A RECORDING?

12:26
Meg Rowley: Man this is some college baseball shit

12:27
Ben Clemens: I just don’t understand why they are staying on air

12:27
Ben Clemens: To play God Bless America

12:27
Ben Clemens: Or even playing it

12:27
Lance Biggerstaff: Which game is this?

12:27
Ben Clemens: A’s Angels, though I switched away

12:29
W: Well, the season is basically the length of a college baseball season (60 games pre-NCAA tournament is the maximum allowable for Division I, I think).

12:29
Ben Clemens: lol

12:29
Ben Clemens: Mookie looks *so* cool in the batter’s box

12:30
Ben Clemens: He looks so comfortable

12:30
Billy Beane: Yeah, it’s especially weird because they do not normally play God Bless America during A’s games

12:30
Ben Clemens: They’ve been doing it on a lot of broadcasts and I don’t get it

12:30
Ben Clemens: Because COVID, maybe?

12:30
Meg Rowley: I love Matt Olson’s stance, it is so weird, and doesn’t look like it should work and does

12:30
Meg Rowley: I mean, not that time

12:30
Meg Rowley: but

12:31
Meg Rowley: generally!

12:31
Ben Clemens: Hey guys

12:31
Ben Clemens: Important update

12:31
Ben Clemens: The A’s are offering dog cutouts

12:31
Meg Rowley: BEN

12:31
Ben Clemens: So here’s the deal: we’re making our dog a fan of a sports team

12:31
Meg Rowley: DO IT

12:32
Ben Clemens: She was born in the Bay Area, so it won’t be the Brewers or Cardinals

12:32
Ben Clemens: So:

12:32
Ben Clemens:

Who is Ruby a Fan Of?

A’s (88.0% | 22 votes)
 
Giants (12.0% | 3 votes)
 

Total Votes: 25
12:32
Song: Is it for opening day only, or will they play it every game this year? Can’t play take me out to the ballgame cuz nobody can be there?

12:32
Ben Clemens: I guess that’s the point of no take me out to the ballgame?

12:33
Ben Clemens: I just like that song more

12:33
Emil: Ben I think you’re thinking about the Dodgers

12:33
Ben Clemens: Nah they just panned past a sign in Oakland that says they are doing it too

12:33
Ben Clemens: Wow the A’s are in the market for some cutouts

12:34
Ben Clemens: Theirs cost half as much as the Giants, the money goes to the SPCA, and you get two complimentary tickets

12:34
Matt: Whoever is keeping score in LA went home, I think.  Everyone’s box score is dead.

12:34
Ben Clemens: That game is whatever is past ugly

12:35
W: Another college similarity this year: the first round of the postseason will reduce teams from 16 to 8 using a three-game series held exclusively at the higher-ranked team’s ballpark. This is essentially the equivalent of the NCAA’s Super Regional round.

12:35
Meg Rowley: well now I’m really into it

12:36
Mister Puppy: Okay all this pumped-in ambience in Oakland has GOT to be unsettling to players

12:36
Ben Clemens: It doesn’t particularly resemble real stadium noise

12:36
Mister Puppy: Like just hearing all these random crowd noises and not seeing any actual source

12:37
Matt: Weird stances/deliveries being possible is one of the best parts about baseball!

12:38
Joe: I just switched on the A’s, the crowd noise…is pigs squeezing at the end of a very long tunnel?

12:38
Topper Bottoms: I think those horn sounding things are usually present? Not sure about the weird siren-sounding thingy

12:38
Ben Clemens: Trout still looks very fast in the outfield, even as he slows down overall

12:39
Ben Clemens: It’s also really nice to be watching Trout again, seriously.

12:39
Meg Rowley: it sure is

12:40
Meg Rowley: why are there so many kids in the Roman bat flipping ad?

12:40
Ben Clemens: I think all the companies just agreed to not even try in their commercials this year

12:41
Ben Clemens: Clayton Kershaw catching his own home runs? Idina Menzel, just being there?

12:41
Meg Rowley: “These kids? Well if you fix your little issue, you could have some of those.”

12:42
Ben Clemens: Haha Meg I did not take it that way but now I will

12:42
Matt: I don’t know about you, but I only buy my sex pills from Frank Thomas

12:43
Aaron’s Aron: Meg is from Seattle right? How does she feel about the Kraken? :]

12:43
Meg Rowley: I like it. I think the logo and the sweaters are very sharp.

12:44
Joe: Is the Kershaw commercial supposed to be an homage to the Griffey one?

12:44
Ben Clemens: Oh I don’t know the Griffey one. If it’s riffing on an old commercial that makes it slightly less weird, I guess.

12:44
Ben Clemens: Although, was the old commercial for tires? It had all those cars? That seems weird

12:45
Joe:

12:46
Ben Clemens: I can’t decide if I think this is good or not

12:47
Meg Rowley: Ben, this is great.

12:47
Ben Clemens: The best part of it is the implication he’s throwing it back in.

12:47
Dodger Fan: That was a defensive disaster by the Giants

12:48
Ben Clemens: Also an offensive disaster

12:48
Ben Clemens: I can’t decide if they’re terrible or if the Dodgers are great or both

12:49
Joe: no Implication, he literally does throw the ball across the US at the end

12:49
Meg Rowley: think yes to both

12:49
Billy Beane: The A’s stadium noise is actually pretty close to what happens at a regular game

12:49
Billy Beane: Horns, etc are.commonplace

12:49
Ben Clemens: Wait, that’s crazy

12:49
Ben Clemens: I don’t remember this from before

12:49
Ben Clemens: I guess I was often blacked out of A’s games last year

12:50
Meg Rowley: Oh yeah, this is pretty normal

12:51
Jimmy_Changa: Are there more mustaches than usual?

12:51
Meg Rowley: I think so, yes.

12:51
Also Ben: Is this crowd noise still from The Show though?

12:51
Ben Clemens: I’m not sure actually. That could be specifically for ESPN broadcasts, unless I misunderstood.

12:52
Dodger Fan: I think it was Ben who wrote an article on Stripling’s fastball/curve combo over the offseason?  He used it brilliantly tonight (along with a newly-developed changeup).

12:52
Ben Clemens: Wow it actually was me, and I have no memory of writing this

12:52
Joe: A cleaaaaan hit and run

12:53
Jon E: Ramon for MVP!

12:53
Dodger Fan: All stadium crowd noise is from MLB The Show

12:55
Ben Clemens: The last game on being on indefinite, undefined delay is kind of frustrating

12:55
Meg Rowley: Joe, please chill, I am very happy to chat but also am quite tired

12:56
Mister Puppy: Yeah it wasn’t so much the weirdness of the noise itself, moreso realizing the players are hearing the noises emit from completely empty crowds

12:57
Meg Rowley: Oh dear

12:58
Meg Rowley: Man, it seems like it would be so cool to be really fast

12:58
Also Ben: The real question: would Jo Adell have caught that?

12:58
Topper Bottoms: Brian Goodwin did… not have a banner play in the outfield just now

12:58
Ben Clemens: Wow

12:58
Ben Clemens: Baseball gets weird late at night

12:59
Phil W.: Can both of these teams win? I love each of them

12:59
Meg Rowley: surprised to see a guy do that in his home park, though he did stumble a bit

12:59
Ben Clemens: But he could have just…. run back

12:59
Ben Clemens: He also seemed like he had a beat there where he froze

1:00
Spencer: I swear Chapman had time to get back to third

1:00
Lance Biggerstaff: @Ben it almost sounded like he thought Davis told him to keep running home

1:00
the487: I think he got deked by third basemen who pretended to catch the ball

1:00
Ben Clemens: It had to be something like that, right?

1:00
Joe: That boner, brought to you by Roman

1:00
Meg Rowley: why isn’t this their deal with the league

1:04
Mister Puppy: As an east coaster the only time I watch A’s games are at like midnight ET over the summer, so the dark, empty coliseum and weird, atmospheric sound effects always make games here seem like fever dreams

1:04
Ben Clemens: That’s a great description of it.

1:05
the487: Dodgers have outscored Giants 40-4 in their last 6 games…

1:06
Joe: It sounds like a ghost hunters recording

1:07
Meg Rowley: Oh dear

1:08
Ben Clemens: This has been a Spring-Trainingi-level sloppy inning

1:08
Gorilla in the room: Dare the Angels platoon LaStella with Pujols upon Rendon’s return?  Who could argue that it wouldn’t improve the team?

1:09
Meg Rowley: generally I think it is just his spot but also, will be curious to see what happens if they’re actually in a race

1:10
Ben Clemens: I can’t believe they’re even batting Pujols sixth this year

1:10
Ben Clemens: They’ve been hitting him 4/5 ahead of better hitters FOREVER

1:11
Phil W.: Could they put Pujols at DH when Shohei has his off days directly after pitching?

1:12
Ben Clemens: Yeah they did that when Ohtani pitched

1:12
Jon E: I still can’t believe Marcus Semien has become a good defender after those just awful years

1:12
Ben Clemens: That is a good defensive play against specifically Albert Pujols

1:12
Ben Clemens: it’s an infield single against every other player in baseball

1:13
Ben Clemens: But yeah overall he just got so much better

1:14
Thomas: Well now you’ve got me dreaming about a 2020 Pablo Sandoval infield single

1:14
Meg Rowley: ohmygod please let me sleep

1:16
Joe: Feel like I switched over to this game in the 8th, an hour ago.

1:16
Sgt. Pepper: Don’t really care who wins just wanna see Trout again

1:16
JJ: Runners! On Second! Perhaps??

1:16
Meg Rowley: Baseball really is back.

1:17
Meg Rowley: Just a heads up, we’re going to wrap at the end of the 9th even if there are extras. We beg your indulgence. It was been a very busy week.

1:17
Ben Clemens: This is all Goodwin’s fault. If he’d caught that ball none of this would have happened.

1:19
Thomas: It’s been 1.5 days and baseball has already overstayed its welcome, it would appear. /s

1:20
Meg Rowley: Hardly! Just tired is all.

1:20
Phil W.: If the last game of opening day goes to extras it’ll be solely because karma wants its innings that it lost the first game of opening day.

1:20
Meg Rowley: This is a good theory imo.

1:20
Ben Clemens: The days where you watch baseball all day all seem to end like this, but that might be confirmation bias

1:20
JJ: Great job to everyone at FanGraphs this week. Sending love and hugs (and YOU reading this should subscribe if you’re not already)

1:21
Meg Rowley: We are so glad people have enjoyed the preview stuff and the last few days. Really appreciate everyone who has read the site, or signed up for a Membership, or both!

1:23
Thomas: Maybe the baseball gods just think that after all this patient waiting for games to come back, we deserve at least one more Trout at bat before bed.

1:23
Billy Beane: I don’t know what I should think about pitcher velo right now. Hendriks is sitting like 2 mph slower than last year but also he had the weird layoff but also he was probably throwing during it. Weird year

1:24
Ben Clemens: Yeah. Joe Musgrove was back at like 91-93 earlier today and I wasn’t sure whether I was worried

1:24
Ben Clemens: Because he had been like 2mph faster last fall

1:26
Alex: Make ‘em pay Shohei!

1:26
Billy Beane: Walking Trout to get to Ohtani… I dunno. Trout is literally Trout but Ohtani is a monster. It’s not like when Pujols was still behind him

1:26
Ben Clemens: Oh no I don’t think it’s close, you have to walk him. The runner you’re giving up never matters.

1:27
Ben Clemens: Unless you think Hendricks just can’t throw strikes at all

1:27
Ben Clemens: At which point he’s probably walking Trout anyway

1:29
Alex: I want to sleep but also i want to watch this runner on 2nd silliness but also i hate it and i don’t??

1:30
Ben Clemens: The mask but nose not covered thing is very silly

1:30
Meg Rowley: Yeah I don’t want to be a scold but also wonder what the point is if you’re not covering your mouth and nose

1:31
Billy Beane: Yeah but Trout R on R to Ohtani R on L is only like 17 points of wRC for a free runner for the away team.

1:31
Ben Clemens: Yeah it’s not really like that though, I don’t think. So much of Trout’s value comes from walks. Like lots of the “good” outcomes for him are only as bad for the defense as a walk

1:32
Why: The first extra innings weird game is the last first game. How silly.

1:33
Billy Beane: Isn’t that an argument in favor of facing Trout?

1:33
Ben Clemens: Hm wow yeah I’m backwards and now confused.

1:34
Meg Rowley: Probably a sign to wrap it. We hope you enjoyed the chat, and really appreciate you hanging out with us and reading the site.

1:34
Ben Clemens: Have a great night everyone!

1:34
Meg Rowley: We’re going to duck out, but enjoy this weirdness!

1:34
Meg Rowley: Good night, everyone!





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Lanidrac
3 years ago

Dan, PEDs have been officially against MLB rules since the early ’90s. The rule just wasn’t enforced until 2004.