Lenny Dykstra Was Indicted Again
Art imitates life, and vice versa. I wouldn’t presume to call the words I scribble on these electronic pages “art” — and yet they, too, seem to imitate life. You see, way back in February, back before 26 of baseball’s 30 teams had been eliminated and hope still sprang eternal, I wrote about former Mets and Phillies outfielder Lenny Dykstra and his fantastic claims of extorting umpires. Dykstra, it should be noted, took a surprising amount of pleasure in what was, if true, undoubtedly an illegal exercise.
Now, on the topic of the former illegal exercise, one finds the following recent reprot:
Former #MLB star Lenny Dykstra facing 10 years in prison after being indicted on cocaine, meth and terroristic threat charges https://t.co/ZMTllITryJ via @usatoday
— Bob Nightengale (@BNightengale) October 11, 2018
To be fair, this isn’t Dykstra’s first run-in with the criminal justice system.
Since retiring from baseball, Dykstra has served prison time for bankruptcy fraud, grand theft auto and money laundering, and he declared bankruptcy in 2009, claiming he owed more than $31 million and had only $50,000 in assets.
Cocaine and methamphetamine charges don’t represent new territory for an ex-ballplayer: Esteban Loaiza pled guilty to the same this past August. A so-called “terroristic threat” would appear to be something altogether different, though.
Under Section 2706(a) of Title 18 of the Pennsylvania State Code, the crime of “terroristic threats” is defined thusly: