The Problems with Sean Doolittle’s Challenge
The best part of being a lawyer, aside from winning cases, is using long and cool words like fiduciary and promissory estoppel and collateral attack and forcible entry and detainer. The worst part of being a lawyer is when you have to give people bad news, to play the role of the “fun police.” This piece falls squarely into the latter category.

Enter Nationals southpaw Sean Doolittle, who, as our very own Carson Cistulli explained last week, has issued a challenge. Specifically, this challenge:
Awesome! Bat flips are awesome. Like this one.
Shortly after his comments were published, Doolittle later said he was joking.
I can’t believe I have to clarify this but I was just joking. While I am extremely in favor of players having fun and showing emotion I do not think that they should hit a homerun off me…that would be bad. https://t.co/WwAoJqCa1S
— Sean Doolittle (@whatwouldDOOdo) September 5, 2018
That is, as they say, unfortunate. Really unfortunate, in fact, because I agree with Dan Gartland and Scott Allen: this challenge is awesome. Or, more precisely, it would be awesome if the rules allowed it. Alas, today I’m forced — in my capacity as an officer of the fun police — to inform you, Dear Reader, that Doolittle’s idea is probably prohibited.