Dan Szymborski: Greetings, there is no baseball!

Dan Szymborski: But there is pretend baseball that may lead to future baseball.

Dan Szymborski: Unless, you know, the world ends in March or something. But then you won’t be aware of no baseball so our demise works out also!

Dan Szymborski: I like existing, but no longer needing to finish cleaning out the basement is cool too.

Bill G: Where can I get plate appearances per lineup slot.  Thanks!

Dan Szymborski: Our Split Leaderboards are just the tincture you need for revitalization, good sir!

Kiley McDaniel: Hello from ATL! Scout is sunbathing on the porch and the grout for the backsplash should be going in later today. Big changes to the chat as I figured out how to add a picture so you can tell me apart from people that ask questions as me. To your questions:

Archer: As a recent home purchaser whose kitchen  could use a slight face lift, I’d love to see the pictures of your new backsplash! Did you install yourself?

Kiley McDaniel: I knew this would be the backsplash chat

Kiley McDaniel:

Kiley McDaniel: that’s mid installation, it’ll eventually go to the ceiling behind the vent

Kiley McDaniel: Had the contractor’s guys do it. 5th contractor was the charm!

David Laurila: Hello fellow baseball fans. Let’s get this thing started.

Dan Szymborski: Greetings chatters and chatees.

Dan Szymborski: The end. The end of baseball.

Magic Kingdome: Let’s pretend the Mariners make the World Series in the next few years [hearty chuckle].  Who throws out the first pitch?

David Laurila: Don’t know what we’re going to see tonight, but I’m rooting for a nail-biter with no ump-show controversies.

Dan Szymborski: Unless he’s signed with a team, no way King Felix doesn’t get to throw out a first pitch in this case.

Ben Clemens: Hey guys, thanks for chatting with us tonight. Meg and I will be here for all inevitable four hours of baseball. We’re going to let the chat queue fill up with a few questions, but I’ll throw in some links while you wait.

Ben Clemens: First, there’s an artisanally hand-crafted World Series preview that is, in my opinion, excellent:
https://blogs.fangraphs.com/postseason-preview-the-2019-world-series/

Ben Clemens: Craig Edwards wrote about how Stephen Strasburg is god*:
https://blogs.fangraphs.com/stephen-strasburg-is-a-postseason-god/

Ben Clemens: *not in a religious way or anything

Ben Clemens: And as a quick recap of how we got here, Jay Jaffe on Game 5:
https://blogs.fangraphs.com/road-warriors-again-astros-take-third-stra…

Ben Clemens: And if you aren’t interested in the World Series, well first of all, weird place to be if that’s the case! But second of all, here’s Dan Szymborski on the Texas Rangers, in case that’s more your speed:
https://blogs.fangraphs.com/the-texas-rangers-were-surprisingly-releva…

Paul Sporer: Welcome to the chat, everyone! Ben and I will be with your for the evening. Brutal news for the Nats shortly before game time with Max Scherzer being scratched due to severe back spasms. An uphill battle against Cole gets even tougher now!

Paul Sporer:

Sonny: So…not a great 48 hours for the Nats

This is Lude-i-cris: Wow! Ya gotta feel terrible for Scherzer. It’s only the biggest game of his life!

kershaws the GOAT: lets go nats!!!

Belli Flop: I never thought I would say this: Go Joe Ross!

Eric A Longenhagen: Howdy from Tempe, everyone. Hope your weekend started off well.

Meg Rowley: And hello from Seattle. I similarly hope you’ve all enjoyed your Saturday.

Eric A Longenhagen:

Meg Rowley: Who gets to write the World Series montage intros?

Meg Rowley: I feel like we’d be good at that. They should let us do it.

Eric A Longenhagen: Does the FCC have a pun cap?

Dan Szymborski: Welcome to the Game 3 chat!

Dan Szymborski: This could be the penultimate chat of the 2019 season or possibly only the preantepenultimate chat!

Andrew: Let’s go, Nats!

Dan Szymborski: not let’s go Nats?

Dan Szymborski: Are you suggesting that you and the Nats should go somewhere? THERE’S AN IMPORTANT GAME STARTING

kevinthecomic: Walter Johnson throwing out the first pitch tonight?