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This Is Why Kevin Cash Pulled Blake Snell

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LOS ANGELES — On Wednesday night at Dodger Stadium, Blake Snell took the mound with his team down 2-0 in the NLCS and made one of the best postseason starts I’ve ever seen. For six scoreless innings, he was nearly unhittable. At one point, he set down 14 Brewers in a row, striking out nine of them. Read the rest of this entry »


Effectively Wild Episode 2544: Just Wait Till Next Year

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Ben Lindbergh and Meg Rowley banter about ALCS Game 2, nominate (13:52) the five Rays-iest players on the current Rays roster, discuss the Dodgers’ decision to start Shohei Ohtani in NLCS Game 3 (and the matchup between the Brewers and Blake Snell), react (57:00) to news about the Phillies’, Astros’, and (maybe?) Mariners’ managers, and pick (1:10:51) the likeliest 2026 non-playoff teams to be 2027 playoff teams and the likeliest 2026 playoff teams to be 2027 non-playoff teams.

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01:41:09

Not Like Last Year: Brewers Beat Snell in Game 3, Extend NLCS Lead to 3-0

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If you’re searching for a metaphor for how differently the 2026 NLCS has gone than last year’s version, look no further than Blake Snell. In 2025, the two-time Cy Young winner humbled Milwaukee in the series opener, allowing one hit over eight strong innings, a prelude to the drubbing the Dodgers put on the Brewers in a sweep. This year, Snell got the start in Game 3, attempting to keep his team in the series after two Milwaukee victories, but the Brewers proved far more formidable this time around. Last year’s series was all about dominant Los Angeles pitching. The current edition has been about back-and-forth games and a resilient Milwaukee offense, and Wednesday’s contest — which the Brewers ultimately won 6-2 to pull within one win of their first World Series appearance since 1982 — delivered on both counts.

In last year’s NLCS start, Snell faced the minimum, erasing the only Brewers baserunner with a double play. This time, his brush with perfection lasted all of one pitch. Snell eased a fastball down the middle to Jackson Chourio to start things off, and Chourio tattooed it, a line drive missile that screamed out to right field, landing in the Dodger Stadium seats before many of the fans did. (This being Los Angeles just after 5 PM local time, only about a quarter of the spectators had arrived.) Snell recovered to retire the next three batters in order, but the tone was set: This iteration of the Brewers wasn’t going to go meekly into the L.A. night.

Snell has been spectacular when available since joining the Dodgers, and he had it all working in the early innings of Game 3. His curveball fizzed with menace, he located his changeup near perfectly, and playoff adrenaline had him up a few ticks on his fastball, which turned an already-good pitch into a monster. He used the curveball to clip the bottom of the zone and the fastball to bully the top of it, a combination that Milwaukee hitters had few answers for over his first six innings of work.

Snell’s counterpart, Robert Gasser, didn’t have the same dominant stuff, but he too gave the opposing lineup fits. He managed as many strikeouts in his five innings of work as Snell recorded in the first inning. He let the leadoff runner reach in three of those five innings. The Dodgers racked up a pile of loud contact; when Gasser departed, seven of the eight hardest-hit balls of the game had come against him. Read the rest of this entry »


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Hey everyone! It's almost 5PM in Los Angeles. We have some polls for you. Including the stadium chants poll that came up during the ALCS yesterday.

We got a lot of Brewers fans here already.

i like freddie mercury probably more than freddie freeman

Does anyone else feel like a batter in the booth might have been a good idea?

I dislike all those chants lol

Planned chants are terrible

Any predictions for celeb cameos at this game?

hank aaron apparently

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Baseball rules

BOOM!

Also hi

I am not listening to the sound, have they made a comment about the venerable Dodger Stadium being the second oldest park in the NL yet?

I thought the “Chourio is a capital S Superstar” piece was a bit premature but that was pretty neat

Love the spin about how giving up a first pitch homer can actually make you MORE locked in as a pitcher so actually it's probably good for Snell that it happened

Yeah you always want to trick your opponents into an odd-numbered lead

It lulls them into a false sense of security

“Got them right where we want them”

All this and every adage about wanting to score first (in every sport).

The one-run lead is the worst thing in baseball, the two-goal lead is the worst thing in hockey

The 28-3 lead is the worst lead in football

Pat Tabler as a broadcaster once justified a pitcher giving up a grand slam as a good thing because it clears the bases and clears his mind. I'm not making this up.

Very selfish to hit a grand slam because it kills the rally. Pretty sure Joe Morgan believed that.

Sounds like something A-Rod would say

Watch it Chrissy

He had a quote about Bobby Fischer that didn't quite land.

So it seems I missed something.

Only if you blinked when the game started.

I do tend to blink several times a minute.

Doing that over a long period of time has historically killed people

How are we rating Murphy's anger level so far?

Isn’t it the inverse of his pocket snacks?

He can't watch the game from an underground bunker, so he must be furious.

They need to send a trolley line through the outfield

What do we think Ohtani is going to do here?

Grand Slam

If Ohtani hits a grand slam this inning I like the Dodgers' chances

Tucker on! Setting up that two-base runner grand slam.

it's part of the new CBA

Does Ohtani not pull anymore? Seems like everything is relatively weak the other way

Yeah. Sometimes it's like he's behind on everything, but most of the time he just looks like he knows he can't go out and get it, so his plan is to stay back and hit it the other way.

last year that was oppo HR

Gasser looks sharp. Sinkers diving just below the zone.

Sorry, sweepers

all the Dodgers look like they suddenly woke up on the wrong side of the aging curve

I maintain that they should be trying to find a way to get De Paula's bat in the lineup. Not saying you should bench Ohtani, but is JDP really so unplayable in the outfield that it's ridiculous to put him out there?

my impression is yes.

Dodgers stadium has a bunch of empty seats….apathy abounds.

that, or people don't want to sit with the sun directly in their eyes right now

Apathy, work is just ending. Plus an 0-2 series coming home for game 3 is never good.

Plus, Dodger Stadium has a lot more concourse space (including beyond the outfield) that fans like to hang in

That I-5 traffic

The parking is also a nightmare

After just consuming Davy's brilliant piece on Pat Murphy's anger levels, I was really looking forward to the in-game interview. He looked downright happy-go-lucky!

Being apathetic in the NLCS is absurd to me. As a fan of a team who hasn't been to the CS in 24 years, you really can't take it for granted

i wouldn't assume apathy. 5pm game time is hard to make in LA

Ticket prices did drop a lot.

also. fiendishly scheduled at dinner time. maybe everyone stuck in line for food lol (I hate it when movies or things are scheduled for 11am or 5pm!)

"Sacrifice situation coming up for Tommy Edman" or, hear me out, let him hit?

Why did they refer to this as a "sacrifice situation" for Edman?

Snell's high heat is about as good as I've seen it in a while. He's getting guys to chase 97 well above the zone and they look like they should be so obvious to lay off. He's making it look easy

Does Davis think Edman is a pitcher?

Gary Sanchez career line vs Snell: 7 for 23 with 5 HR and 8 BB.

Gary's post-Yankees career has been fascinating. He was a reliable backup catcher/platoon DH this year

I've been so curious! his Yankees career felt so bizarre at the time… but now in hindsight seems remarkably normal for the yankees

They scapegoated him, IMO. Whenever he was healthy, he was a productive hitter. I know they were ahead of the curve on framing and they wanted to go in that direction, but he could always hit and I wonder if they didn't have Stanton clogging the DH spot if they would've kept him around in that role

the fans are doing the same with Volpe

Volpe is nowhere near as good as Gary was

*not starting over Bauers, tho

I'm not sure I remembered that Sanchez is on this team

Did it hit the roof?

Hi everyone!

There is a praying mantis on Jackson Chourio!!!!!

my north carolinian neighbors have been telling me that the praying mantis is a local good luck superstition

It is indeed and I was very careful not to harm one the other day.

Does…does Jackson Chourio know the difference between "I got it" and "I can't find it"?

No La Tengo

Maybe giving up that leadoff homer really WAS a good thing for Snell…

At least Snellzilla's locked in

until his 'world class manager' got too cocky/comfy

what is that pinned question at the top of this box about Dodger Stadium in a hillside?

You enter the stadium at the top level and walk down to the field which is dug out of a ravine below.

for sure. I've been many times. I'm just wondering why it's pinned

I do love that it's in Elysian Park and somewhat on a hill above downtown

edit: nevermind. I didn't realize it was an "announcement" i could dismiss. this chat box has so many features!

If Snell could have stayed on the mound we would be talking about him like we talk about Randy Johnson and getting his Hall of Fame plaque ready.

2 Cy Youngs, but lots of injuries. Similar WAR totals to Lincecum

I wouldn’t quite say Randy because he was 1 of 1 and has no comparison. I’m struggling to come up with another one though.

every time i think about tim lincecum i have the thought that I hope he's doing alright

he's still as cool as ever

Every pitcher looks better some days than others. But does Blake Snell have the biggest gap between how good he looks when he's on, and how excruciating he is to watch when he's not on?

It's like entire seasons with Snell is the thing

What do you think when you hear the name "Gasser"? 1. Someone who fuels cars; 2. someone who is "gassed" as in tired; 3. someone experiencing flatulence?

I wish the R was French/silent. Gassay

I picture some sort of deep sea vent.

He is Jumping Jack Flash in a Rolling Stones sense and not a Whoopi Goldberg movie sense

Truist Stadium in Winston-Salem is somewhat similar but it is the out field that was excavated and abuts a hill.

Ooh, I should go! W-S isn't too far away from the Triangle

It is a great little ballpark and right by the interstate.

Anyone else annoyed that Joe Davis is spoiling the ABS graphic for us by telling us whether the call is going to be overturned as soon as he announces the challenge?

I haven't loved that either.

honestly i hate to use the word but if any announcer is "overrated" i think it's davis. he's good, he's solid, he's not one of the best in the game today

Given that Davis replaced Joe Buck, I believe he still counts as an improvement although I would definitely rather have dave flemming or dan shulman. Dave got the wild card series in san diego and that was fun

I like Buck on baseball

omg I just tweeted that

I don't like the strike zone lighting up strikes either

TBS' doesn't

Smoltz seems confused about home runs

Who else would have preferred Wainwright over having to hear anything else from Smoltz?

Hot take: Smoltz has gotten better over the years. He's not the best, but I no longer mind listening to him.

Stockholm Syndrome?

Stocksmoltz Syndrome

Have we ever had a playoff game where the only run was scored on the very first pitch?

This is a fun question!

Sounds like a Mailbag question for Davy to answer this week!!!!

mailbag please come back. you were one of my favorite bits.

i loved how you munched on the questions and spit out the answers

I did not like how Mailbag stalked me and stole my passwords while I slept

i am reminded that volleyball has a counting stat called "kills" and i think this is something missing in our great pastime

Carl Mays would be the leader (too soon?)

granted, the big unit (and maybe will brennan??) both have a bird on their ledger

Kills are a lot like RBI in that your team mostly has to set you up for them

Kills are like RBIs in the same way that receptions in football are.

How grouchy does Pat Murphy look right now on a scale from 1 to Pat Murphy?

He is the very caricature of an Irishman.

i'm reading murph.5 but my murphometer's been sketchy since the braves backstop came off the il

He kinda looks like DeNiro with the weird de-aging technology in The Irishman (2019)

The Brewers' baseball glove logo made out of an m and a b is the best logo in baseball.

It’s also the most appropriate name

Freeman’s gotta be Gasser’s last hitter if Senzatela’s ready in time, that was smoked

All Gasser needs to do is get 1 more out.

sentences uttered before disaster strikes

Thank God I didn’t curse it

This Dodgers offense is kinda reminding me of that mid-2010s Cubs pitching core — it looked unbeatable, until it suddenly looked really old

I wonder if the Dodgers are almost in a unique situation where they AREN’T “Built For October” because their aging roster is just gassed by then.

Gassed and facing Gasser's gas

Wonder if anyone's ever looked at whether older players underperform in October because they're too banged up, we know it happens to catchers as the season goes on

Man, that Hader trade.

The Dodgers having just one (1) extra base hit through 23 NLCS innings is wild.

Gasser wasn't bad this year but man if this Dodgers lineup can only muster 3 singles against him they really just don't have the firepower to win it all.

Love Chourio's hustle on that groundout.

Fwiw, this isn't surprising to those of us who have watched the lineup all year. These slumps happened a few times

Yeah for like an entire month.

At this point, The Dodgers need to hand Snell a bat because he is single handedly trying to will out a win.

Talking about the Dodgers offense falling off. Their xwOBA is 3rd this postseason and wOBA is 9th. A .057 difference.

https://www.fangraphs.com/leaders/major-league?pos=all&stats…

Is that bad luck? or great defense against?

The Brewers haven't played good defense this series so I don't think it is defensive quality

hence the rage of pat murphy

Also crazy to see those numbers for the WCS teams that lost.

looks like everyone is having a bad time except MIL

Milvillemeltdown, I would love to get the story behind that combination of flairs

oh man i started trying to make words, and then just went "eh, sod it i'm gay now"

Clepitathtorcol is definitely a prescription drug with harrowing side effects

i'm taking it right now

i will cop to an affinity for cleveland (kwan, jram, bazz are up there for me) but not strong enough to call myself a fan

Did anyone else just see that Polymarket commercial about predicting whether an incumbent would win re-election and then his staffer walking in on him having an affair? Or did I hallucinate?

I saw a commercial that sounds like that, but I wasn’t paying much attention

i think i realized today for the first time in a long time. staying in shape is so hard. i can run 6-8 miles at a respectable pace, and am well on pace to beat my half marathon pr. i cannot sprint 50 yards.

what's your half pr?

somewhere in the 2:10 neighborhood! i'm not competitive, but i'm happy enough with it

Nice! The half is a really good distance. And you are definitely right maintaining that is quite the chore. Good luck on your next race!

thanks <3

Roberts is no Cash, but Murphy is. Roberts let Snell go 6 while he is cruising but I see no reason for taking Gasser out. Let's see of Uribe turns into Nick Anderson.

Brewers pen allowed 1 run in 23 innings. Hard to argue going to them.

*Crossing fingers* Uribe really doesn't have it

Tie happening soon

Go ahead happening soon

Defensively: Muncy to 3rd, Rojas to 2nd, Edman to center

Murphy found the guy who doesn't have it. Let's see how bad it hurts him. Assuming he's angry now.

maybe ohtani has it

Ohtani bloop over short…bold prediction

Shocked that Uribe's still in there vs. Ohtani

So am I!

PAT MURPHY

Throw the man a strike!

BING BANG BOOM

BILLY!

Classic Pat Looking Pissed moment after the non competitive AB to Ohtani

I love awful overmanaging.

Well he finally found the plate.

That is a very perplexing sequence from Murphy

How do these guys hit doubles off the walls on the handles? Test them all!

Maybe Smoltz was right. Home runs don't win

I believe that’s called “not a save”

What the hell was that decision making? He walks 3 guys and you leave him in there??

Yah he never had it and it was obvious right away

Am I watching a video of Game 6 of the 2020 WS? The only difference is that it was Snell who was yanked while he was cruising.

They showed Gasser with a blister thing potentially

Simply a cover story.

So JDP is just burned? How is that scored?

Yeah he was announced and then removed so he's gone. Feels like a waste of a really good bat

I'm always curious why managers play the platoon game so much with pinch hitters when pinch hitters have been shown to have a fairly noticeable penalty right? I would rather have had De Paulu hitting

I agree with your premise although in this case JDP was also going to be a pinch hitter

What a PA by Bauers. He has had some very fun to watch PAs this series

Seems like Hall should have just been in for Ohtani

At 2-1 it’s an officially high scoring game this postseason (seriously what’s going on with the league wide offense)

granted there were some fireworks against both sox

Are we sure this isn't just baseball without the Washington Nationals? They might have singlehandedly been elevating offense levels

That was until they traded away half their offense in Mead and Garcia.

They were still allowing a lot of runs!

I heart this

does barometric pressure affect flight? or el nino?

edit: nvm, seems el nino means low pressures typically in So Cal

off the top of my head, hi pressure -> more spin-induced movement but also more drag, is my guess

not a meteorologist so no clue about atmospheric effects of el niño

Offense this postseason looks like people trying to box under water. Unable to pack a proper punch

edman really having a putrid time out there

Dave Roberts has the chance to do the funniest thing ever by leaving Blake Snell in too long

And so he did….

Beautifully called Matt

Wish I could take credit, but it was all Baumann to me over slack

really, what's the worst that can go wrong putting jdp in for defense. kyle schwarber was an outfielder once

Especially with Pages out of the game!

exactly. slap him in center

Although "what's the worst that can go wrong" is actually pretty bad

Putting JDP in a corner moves Teoscar or Tucker to center, which is even worse

(can you tell my rooting interests are primarily "team entropy")

Tucker could in theory do it

oh man, i wouldn't trust tucker's range. he's not been a great rf in quite some time

Is Yelich faster than Vaughn nowadays? Enough to be worth pinchrunning?

Yelich is a good baserunner but they also have David Hamilton on the bench who is much better

yeah that matches what i thought. yeli has a good nose, but has lost a couple steps

I am very interested in how Snell is handled here by Roberts.

Kyle Schwarber was a catcher once!?

there are so many surprising former catchers, i feel. daulton varsho might be the least surprising one

some pitchers, like Jansen, right?

harper was a catching prospect at first iirc

Jansen, yeah. I love that he *caught* Kershaw when they were minor leaguers.

Kyle Schwarber stole a base in the world series once!

Anybody know why the batters box lines are so thin?

GLP-1s are everywhere now

it's tough keeping weight over a full season… i don't think anyone in sport necessarily wants to be taking glp-1 (yes i am fun at parties [lying])

This is a Dodgers Stadium thing and it drives me crazy. I'm sure they have a reason for it, but I don't know what it is.

dodger pitchers vs Bauers 2: electric boogaloo

Bauers is one tough hitter. Another very long AB which will drive Snell out of the game.

Oh my GOD I thought he had that

heart attack emoji

Well that gave me a heart attack

Oh man he almost snuck one through

So close

omg

Didn't miss that time

Every major league position player was a shortstop, catcher or CF at some point as a child

Ah he straightened it out

Bauers is a modern Wade Boggs

RAKE BAUERS

i remember a bit in some other bb community was the bauers pauer hauer

bauers pauer hauer is a great bit

i don't think he stepped on 2nd base

Much closer

A truly great AB!!

Wow. Roberts should've pulled a Cash

Did Jake Bauers just earn himself several million future dollars over the past 2 games?

Good lord what an AB

Snell meltdown. A… Snelltdown?

NO WAYYYY!!!!!

MITCHELL

I can't believe Snell is facing another batter and Roberts is embarrassingly wrong.

Headlines in TB tomorrow: Cash vindicated

Bauers should end up being NLCS MVP if they win. He’s had two of the most pivotal PAs so far

barring truly unforseen circumstances i think he might have it in the bag. but then again, that's baseball, suzyn

there's also a guy named William

WOW

Kevin Cash has to be laughing his butt off

Blake Snell and a playoff game featuring LA going too long. Name a more iconic duo

This will be a fun manager report card.

Hard not to think the 100-pitch at bat played a huge role in that

This is the team that’s going to win it all. Something feels different

Did Dave Roberts fall asleep? I assumed Snell was gone after the Bauers HR

Had a righty warming

doc "tony la russa" roberts

He owed Pat Murphy one for keeping Uribe in too long

i did last night get movie tickets for what would be Game 6 and Game 7

I’m so conflicted. I kinda really wanted to use my Game 6 ticket…

Don't worry! Several catastrophes which you'll hate could still make this possible and unpleasant

Do you have WS tickets?

Yea, I’m not at the point of hoping for losses just yet, because of that possibility. It’s gonna be even worse if they make the Series as I’ve got Game 6 and 7 tickets for that 😬

I think we need to collectively remember that the Brewers are a really good team. They won 103 games, which is more than many teams ever have in a season. They might just be better than this Dodgers group.

People not appreciating the cliff at 35y and this LA team embodies ‘35y man’ to a T. Not since the mid aught Yanks have we seen a club so committed to the unc lifestyle

surely this is collusion by the players to reduce owner leverage in the ongoing labor talks

That's 3D chess.

Manfred crying into his wads of money

Wads of money he claims to be losing

I just realized Jake Bauers is the same guy who put up negative WAR for the Yankees a few years ago. Quite a breakout.

This season I’ve found myself falling out of love with baseball (life is hard) but this postseason has given me hope, even though my team has been eliminated. Pulling hard for the Crew

I slowly abandoned my old team over the last ten years. The Brewers over the last two years have brought me back to single team fandom. It’s been so much fun.

There’s something about baseball that’s able to center me like nothing else can. Such a beautiful thing

time for the bottom of the brewers lineup to go full pest mode

Bauers taking a job he didn’t want because he needed health coverage is incredibly relatable

i had a pal who was corporate / office staff for the dodgers back when. said that there was only one health plan for the whole org, so even the desk jockeys in marketing got the same healthcare as the pro baseball players, which was over the top

I'm over 35, tell me more about this "unc lifestyle"

I stepped away for one half inning and missed nothing okay cool cool.

Snell frustrated shaking his head at the iPad like “shouldn’t have thrown those down the pipe” got me giggling.

I literally rage closed my laptop after Murphy left Uribe in and came back to this (I'm a Giants fan, aka the biggest Brewer fan you'll meet this postseason )

Insane play that Ortiz made look routine

It just made me think I should do a roundup of the most satisfying short hops of the postseason.

Unbelievably confident approach on that ball.

They announced the gold glove finalists today and somehow he was left off the utility finalist list. I don’t know how that is possible unless you have to play both IF and OF to qualify. His glove is unbelievable.

Jake Bauers was once traded straight up for Damon Casetta-Stubbs, who has been out of baseball since 2023.

Only because Casetta-Stubbs is Canadian and didn’t have to worry about healthcare. Move him 100 miles south and he’s a leverage guy in Cleveland’s bullpen right now

It may go under the radar but DL Hall really saved this game and got five outs at its emotional peak

The CLE/TBR game got moved up tomorrow? Guess we are going to be back here earlier than I thought.

I never know when the games are. The banner for this chat has been how I found out there was an afternoon game more than once.

Smoltz remarkably silent when Davis brings up that home runs win games

I find it strange that Sasaki's jersey says "R. Sasaki" … do they have multiple Sasakis?

His NPB team did, and he just kept it

Multiple Asian players do that – Ha-Seong Kim and Jung Hoo Lee, off the top of my head.

About half of all Koreans are named Kim or Lee it seems- their World Cup soccer roster had like 4 Kims

So does the LPGA. It is loaded with Kim's and Lee's.

Lee is a remarkable name because it's not uncommon in the English language either

There's also Carlos Lee! It transcends ethnicity

These are the Lee's I know I know

I'm a simple guy, Sasaki's gigantic mitt still makes me giggle

He’s still showing his grip. I thought the whole point of pitchers moving to the giant gloves was to hide the ball better

is the Milwaukee bullpen sequence going to be Hall Ashby? Hidden cameo there

The stranger name thing to me is that you never see teammates with the same last name have their first initials on their jerseys anymore. Any idea why?

Indeed my thought. Did Andruw and Chipper have initials?

Isn't it usually up to them?

In baseball, would you ever really be confused?

An image search for Andruw Jones shows some with A. Jones on his uniform

Between Andruw Jones and Chipper Jones? Probably not. Between two middle relievers named Martinez or Brown or something? Sure.

So I'm listening to the Brewers radio broadcast. Pitching changes are sponsored by a company selling adult diapers. Someone in the division series had it sponsored by an exterminator, which at least made a little bit of sense. Anybody got anything stranger?

That's a good part of the audience today and I can definitely relate to it.

Not pitching changes, but for Cubs radio games this year, just about every inning break featured an ad for “less lethal” weapons that told the “true” story of some guy who was hiking with his family and encountered a mountain lion. The weapon purportedly allowed him to stun the mountain lion and get help. Remarkably specific target demographic there.

These were on Twins radio too

Um, 2 runs for the Dodgers used to be not impossible

these scores are logarithmic this year

3 might be

It's too bad that both Max Muncys aren't on the same roster.

If Muncy the younger has a breakout the Dodgers will snap him up.

Oh wow, look how mad Roberts got!

A team-wide meltdown for the fans

Hall and Outs

Should we make a mad manager meter for the WS? Or even later this series?

Mad Murphy Meter

Ohtani lives

Ohtani doing his best Luis Arraez.

5.1 mph faster than any ball Arraez has ever hit in his career

Well yeah, he’s Ohtani. Of course his best Arraez is going to be better than Arraez’s best Arraez.

Calling for mad manager stats in the rest of the Managerial Report Cards

Ohtani’s single registered 113.5 mph — that's the hardest hit ball of the night for either team.

I love it when the hardest-hit ball of a whole game is just some random routine grounder that Yandy or someone pounded straight into the ground at 250 mph.

I am perplexed by how focus some are focused on the managers' mood.

Davy had an article about it today.

Ok, fair enough 😃

All common name tournament: Lee vs Kim vs Johnson vs Martinez

Lockout article idea.

Mining chats for gold already

FAWNGRAPHS: Which player named Lamb was the GOAT

yes please. I also have done all time teams for "guys in red" and "NYC vs the world"

Yeah, this is great.

Saeder. That's amazing.

Kim Jong Il pitched 20 perfect games in a row.

which team does Lee Smith play for in the all-name series?

Walter Johnson and Randy Johnson vs Pedro and Dennis vs probably some great KBO pitchers

Was Contreras stretching something out or was he thinking about backpacking Ohtani off first?

Looked like he was signaling something

guys in red gets ted williams and pujols and mike trout and joe morgan, etc

Might it even get Babe Ruth?

managed by Kevin Cashmere

Babe Ruth is on NYC vs the world, obv

he was a red sock

And a Boston Brave! They wore red, right?

Harvard-Westlake could field a team of its own.

and Rob Deer bats behind MIke Lamb

Nm

Pesky brewers gonna pester (laudatory)

Does Pesky apply when they hit 3 HR two of which traveled 400+ feet?

BS challenge.

desperation move

or backdoor mound visit breather for Wrobleski?

top 9, smoke 'em if ya got'em

yeah but when he was a red sock he wasn't BABE RUTH he was just a very good lefthanded pitcher

I think he was talking about Pesky.

Joey Ortiz looks as permagrumpy as Murph

Watch the Guardians win the WS this year

(I have lost all reason)

dodger fans start out with reason?

I imagine Dodgers fans are pretty disappointed, it’s been almost 50 weeks since their last championship

Nah, it applies when they steal bases

Seems suboptimal to let Hernandez and Edman bat here.

Their bench is just Feduccia

For all you Dodger fans, I have good news for you. There is life after Game 3, as my handle indicates.

Did they use De Paula earlier? I was out for dinner. Nevermind then.

DePaula made a cameo appearance.

They did but immediately took him out when the Brewers brought in a lefty. De Paula didn't see a pitch

most of us missed it. apparently he was subbed in and out while standing in the on deck circle

Managering.

And that's your ballgame

I see Mary Hart and her husband gave up their seats, this one is truly over.

amazing

that's a fierce Brewers team

I thought the Brewers were in better position than the projections indicated but wasn't expecting this.

Brewers have a chance to be very rested for the World Series if they win tomorrow

I hope LA can at least win a game or two. I cannot deal with another "rest vs rust" conversation from the talking heads.

They never discuss rast, rist or rost.

In Milwaukee those are all pronounced the same anyway.

Revenge sweep?

If Milwaukee sweeps they have to do it again next year for the rubber match

Huh. ARod got a hair transplant. Mane transplant?

Are you suggesting Alex took medical steps to alter his natural abilities and appearance?

Believe me, I understand how farfetched it sounds.

Alright! We'll see everyone tomorrow for that 1PM ET game!


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So Just How Pissed off Is Pat Murphy?

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When you manage a big league ballclub, life is unfair. You’re always one bad season, maybe just one really bad month, from getting fired. Even when you’re doing a good job, a vocal contingent of your fellow citizens is likely still agitating for your ouster, mostly because they just kind of like the way they sound when they’re agitating for someone to lose their livelihood. Writers you’ve known for years will one day fire up their laptops and pen a thousand words about why you no longer have what it takes. And on top of all that unrelenting judgment, whenever you’re out there doing your job during the game, a camera is trained directly on your face. Any time you react to what you see, you’re likely to wind up on television, often in slow motion, slamming your hand in frustration or launching an F-bomb.

For that reason, managers tend to at least try to maintain a stoic front. Some are better than others, but I’ve always enjoyed watching Milwaukee manager Pat Murphy in particular. He seems to feel the game more than most managers. He’s constantly checking his notes, or scribbling more notes, or retreating a few steps into the tunnel that feeds into the dugout to think things through. Also, he tends to snack a lot. But on Monday night, as the Brewers took care of business against the Dodgers in Game 2 of the NLCS, I noticed that one emotion seemed to show as clear as day on Murphy’s face every time the camera found him. All night, it seemed to me, no matter how well things were going on the field, Murphy looked pissed off. Read the rest of this entry »


Rays Bask in Afterglow of 3-1 Win Over Guardians, Series Heads to Cleveland! Tied 1-1

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During the regular season, Tampa Bay’s defense ranked fifth in runs scored, while Cleveland’s offense ranked 24th in runs allowed. After giving up seven runs to the Guardians in Game 1, the Rays entered Game 2 at risk of dropping both games at their home ballpark in Florida.

So I did my best to lay to rest
All of the bodies that have ever been on my body
And in my mind, they sink into the swamp

Techniques for moving on from a humbling loss vary from person to person, but whether the Rays took their nightmarish Game 1 and visualized it as gator food or chose to hit the reset button in some other way, they bounced back with a 3-1 win in Game 2.

Rookie Parker Messick got the start for the Guardians on Tuesday. After posting a 67 ERA- over 186 1/3 innings during the regular season, Messick made two starts during the divisional round. The lefty allowed two earned runs in both outings, but his command was shakier his second time out and he was pulled after 2 1/3 innings in which he walked four batters and threw 65 pitches. In his first ALCS appearance, though, Messick bested both of his prior postseason starts by pitching five innings and striking out three while allowing zero runs. Well, zero earned runs. Read the rest of this entry »


Boston Smith Caught Kade Anderson on the Farm and Aspires To Mash as a Mariner

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Boston Smith emerged as a prospect to watch this year. Notably, he did so while spending the latter portion of the campaign with his third organization in just his second professional season. Selected in the sixth round of the 2025 draft out of Wright State University by the Washington Nationals, Smith was subsequently swapped to the White Sox the following March in exchange for Curtis Mead, then dealt from Chicago to Seattle at this summer’s trade deadline. The Mariners acquired the 23-year-old left-handed-hitting catcher, along with Seranthony Domínguez and Nolan Jones, in exchange for Luis Castillo.

Smith’s 2026 performance was quite promising. Playing at three levels, primarily High-A and Double-A — he also appeared in eight games in Low-A — Smith slammed 31 home runs while slashing .274/.424/.566 with a 158 wRC+ over 493 plate appearances. Unranked when our White Sox Top Prospects list came out prior to the season, he is now ranked 13th in the Mariners system with a 40 FV.

In our Arizona Fall League preview — Smith is currently suiting up for the Peoria Javelinas — Eric Longenhagen described the Dayton, Ohio native as “a pull-oriented catcher” who “isn’t a good defender yet.” Our lead prospect analyst also offered an interesting comp, pointing to how “that had been true for Liam Hicks, who as a prospect was likewise “a small school, undersized guy who had outlier pull data.”

Smith discussed his player profile, as well as what it was like to catch one of baseball’s top pitching prospects upon joining a new organization, during the first week of the AFL season.

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David Laurila: You caught Kade Anderson almost immediately after coming over in the trade. What was that experience like?

Boston Smith: “I don’t get too nervous anymore, but I was very nervous to catch him. I obviously knew who he was through college, he was the third-overall pick [in 2025], and then there was the year he was having. So yeah, I was nervous. I wanted to be trustworthy and help him succeed, not be catching him for the first time and having no idea what to do if all of a sudden he started struggling.”

Laurila: That didn’t happen. Looking at the game log, he pitched very well.

Smith: “Yes, and he was by far one of the most mature human beings I’ve ever been around. He was very generous, very helpful, helping me be calm before the game. He even brought me waters. Then, after the outing, the next day, talking about it.

“When he got the call to The Show — I had only known him for two weeks — he hugged me and said, ‘Hey man, thanks for everything you did for me,’ You just don’t see human beings like that too often, especially ones who are so talented. He’s a big league human being as well as a big league pitcher. It was really, really special to me to be able to catch him and know that I was a part of his minor league career for that little bit.”

Laurila: Those qualities aside, what was it like to he behind the plate for him? Have you ever caught anyone who approximates his combination of moxie and stuff? Read the rest of this entry »


Effectively Wild Episode 2543: Lost Angeles

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Ben Lindbergh and Meg Rowley banter about the end of the all-AL-Central ALDS, what the future holds for the White Sox, the ALCS opener, the Brewers’ 2-0 NLCS lead, the contrast between postseason Shohei Ohtani and José Ramírez, the difference between the Rays and Guardians, and more, plus postscript follow-ups.

Audio intro: Ian Phillips, “Effectively Wild Theme”
Audio outro: Harold Walker, “Effectively Wild Theme”

Link to Sox strikeouts fact
Link to team batting ages
Link to Clemens on Venable
Link to Ramírez fun fact 1
Link to Ramírez fun fact 2
Link to Ramírez fun fact 3
Link to Sheehan on the CSes
Link to Rays influence story
Link to Turang fact
Link to AP challenges story
Link to Dodgers challenges story
Link to Clemens on clean innings
Link to Bailey splits
Link to Patty Barrels nickname
Link to Little John wiki
Link to Picard monologue
Link to John Locke clip
Link to Brewers bullpen stat
Link to Espino wiki
Link to Salazar wiki
Link to De Paula and Soto
Link to ZiPS NLCS odds
Link to ZiPS ALCS odds
Link to RR payrolls page
Link to RR roster breakdown
Link to Sam’s Rays tweet
Link to Sam on Rays trades
Link to Sam on NLCS G1
Link to Ohtani article 1
Link to Ohtani article 2
Link to Torre/A-Rod article
Link to Episode 2030 wiki
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01:44:44

Members-Only Game Thread: ALCS – Oct 13, 2026

Welcome to our Open Game Thread for the ALCS games today. Chat with fellow readers as we watch the Guardians play the Rays! Only Members can participate, and unlike our usual staff Q&A chats, your messages will be posted immediately.

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The response (as of this writing) to the 2nd poll is peak Cleveland.
6/6 respondents want Cleveland to win but only 1/6 believe it will happen.

Hello everyone! We got a few polls for you. The likability ranking from last night, we'll let that ride for at least another day. Then we have the standard who ya got for the game and the SP poll.

I've been thinking about possible ranked polls. If there's an all-midwest WS you'll definitely need some food polls and they will have to feature cheese curds (does Tampa have a cuisine?). I'm also mulling over one on the poignancy of loser heroics–Randy Arozarena, Rajai Davis, Carlton Fisk. I know there are other good ones I'm forgetting.

Bob Gibson in the 1968 World Series is the all-timer

Yes, absolutely.

Also Chase Utley in 2009

Any word on if Caminero and DeLuca are banged up at all after the collision yesterday? Looks like both are good to play at least which is a good sign

Caminero just got the wind knocked out of him, DeLuca was fine

Hi everyone!

Who else is doing Star Wars Legos during the game?!? I assume the answer is just me.

What are you making?

My son kind of wrecked the AT-AT Walker so I'm rebuilding it. I just got the Tantive IV in the mail yesterday

Every time I see the Billy Bob Thornton commercial I think the cops are coming for the crazy guy who keeps bothering people trying to relax in the massage chairs by presuming they want to hear about T-Mobile

Jon, what do you think about this camera angle? For the pitcher-batter matchup?

Didn't Tropicana have an almost perfect straight on angle before the hurricane? I could be wrong. Maybe I need to replay MLB the Show for the answer.

Pretty good but it's perfect in the regular season, yeah

I have a strange question for the group after watching Diaz lope down the line. Should a player go hard on such an easy play and risk a hammy or give himself up?

Depends on the state of his hammies going in. I was OK with Willson Contreras taking it easy when it came up with him–he was clearly hurt, and he's not in the lineup to get infield hits.

I remember Tony La Russa taking a lot of heat in Chicago when he told his players not to hustle on routine plays. Then they fired him and the next season the 3 best White Sox players all got hurt running the bases in April. Sometimes you just can't win

I lean to the don't risk injury side.

What was that commercial!

i feel like dodgers sorta have to play shohei at this point, whats there to lose

Well this is a bad challenge.

Good thing they get two

The replay coach needs a pair of glasses.

G'evening

Messick only retired one batter that inning but still faced the minimum

Dan, obviously there's a long way to go in the NLCS. But from what we've seen so far, do you think projection systems need better ways of accounting for players not on the IL but playing hurt? I feel like all of them, not ZiPS particularly, have been projecting LA at their best and not as they are.

A rare Walls hit!

Phil, it would definitely hurt, but the problem is the actual data itself.

I've always wondered if there's something that can be done here, such as sudden change in playing time over a seven-day-period, but I haven't really dug into it

errr, it woudl definitely HELP

how would you even predict injury?

Yeah, I recognize that reliable data is a huge problem. You don't want ZiPS scouring the papers.

Maybe some day AI can figure that out, but that day is not now!

The problem is that both players and teams lie. I don't know that AI will ever get to the point where it can see through an obvious lie. Our greatest advantage over the machines!

I just checked Eric's 2023 Guardians prospect list and a remarkable 14 players on that list are on the roster today. The Rays have only 4 from that year.

RosterResource has CLE second to STIL in number of homegrown players.

Rays dead last.

Oooh, I should check my 2023 Guardians prospects

From ZiPS Top 200

Bo Naylor
Brayan Rocchio
Logan Allen
Tanner Bibee
Gavin Williams
Daniel Espino
Angel Martinez
George Valera
Juan Brito
Gabriel Arias
Tyler Freeman

That’s an impressive list.

Lotta double plays already

This won’t be one though

Messick doesn't look as sharp as he usually does. The double plays are bailing him out.

First to third on an infield hit!

That seemed fast even for Simpson

Yeah as soon as that bounce went way up he hit another gear

It looked like he ran through first by liek 50 feet too

Ramirez not having a good inning

Bucknered

Bucknered

Oh my – rough two plays for J-Ram

It's the green glove

Buckner's wasn't hit as hard!

I'm seeing double, 4 Seans!

4? Did the message send 4 times?

Simpsons reference.

lol, scared me that something was more wrong than just client sending twice.

Yikes

I wonder if Tyler Wells ever takes an at bat for Taylor Walls just to see if anyone is paying attention

The ball Ramirez failed to come up with hit the edge of the infield grass and stayed down. It is impossible to foresee that and it is more like bad luck, but still an error, than anything else.

The Megan Fox commercial leaves it kind of ambiguous if she's trying to sell us the drug or she's actually the drug

J-Ram kinda has to wonder how come that's an error and the other 750 bloopers not by the Yankees are hits

Oh hell yeah Junior

☝️😏☝️

I liked the competent inelegance of the Caminero catch as he kinda just threw his body in the general direction as a reaction and then caught it

"That first pitch to Jo Adell was the fastest pitch of Freddy Peralta's career, including playoffs, at 99.4 mph" via the great Sarah Langs

I don't know how Sarah does it, she's way faster and more productive than 99% of us that don't need health aids.

Fastball Freddy's heater is the definition of carry.

Hot take: HBPs shouldn't count if it hits your armor.

I had the same thought, but I don’t think we want to incentivize “Wear it!” culture more.

Don Baylor used to make no effort to avoid being hit by the pitch. Of course he was made of concrete.

It’s at the point now where Little League kids are being pressured not to get out of the way.

That's fair.

Jeez. Yet another inane challenge.

I was always told to not get out of the way in Little League tand that was 35-40 years ago

Your coach was a sociopath ahead of his time!

I looked away for a second and not sure why you'd waste a challenge on that. At least it's not the first 3 innings.

And I didn't. I was an overcompetitive kid. I would lose my s%#@ about the mercy rule even if we were on the bad side of it

Fastball Freddie really needed to get away from the Mets. Put a bow on that performance.

Where on earth did Petey Halpin come from? I've now watched a game and a half with him in the starting lineup, and I still have no idea who he is.

San Mateo, CA, sez here.

Man, they’ve really doubled down on that Sydney Sweeney ad.

I almost feel bad for her. It's like she blew her Euphoria money on ice sculpting lessons or something.

That sounds like investing in herself.

Oof that's the shortstop's ball

We had Messick and Peralta going 5 IP for the median, and almost 5 IP for the mean. We were spot on for Messick. And short for Peralta.

Wow, a pinch hitter without a mound visit? How often does that happen? It’s almost like they knew Palacios was on the roster before the game!

Guardians bats gotta do better than pop on toast

This is a good series for undersized sluggers. Palacios , Mesa Jr., Hicks, and of course the great J-Ram

not so great for J-Ram's D!

Arby's commercials always make me a little sad because I'm reminded of my cat Galileo

I saw your story about Galileo and Arby’s in a chat recently. It made me smile, surprised to know that Arby’s has done some small bit of good in this world. I’m glad you have those memories.

I was saying how there’s no way Hicks should be starting against a lefty, but SSS >>> my brain.

The Guardians started Hedges at catcher so they could use Bailey as a PH. I hope that sounds as ridiculous to others as it does to me as I write it.

Gotta keep the other team thinking. Zag when they expect you to zig, etc.

It's amazing how often in recent postseasons Vogt has had Hedges at bat in extremely high leverage situations. Now he has competition for that spot!

"I put my hand on the stove because it feels so amazing when I take it off!"

Was that punitive for heading to first early?

He LOOOOVED Arby's. I couldn't eat Arby's for a year after he died. I mean, he was 20, so he was a really old cat, but still miss the guy because he was the cat who was invariably around me when I was working, including all ZiPS work from origin to 2019.

Vogt has been having Hedges and Bailey pinch hit for each other all year. Drives me up a wall

Gotta think of it as more of a catcher funging than pinch hitting, I guess.

Yeah, that's how he uses it. I just wish he'd pinch hit someone else then make a defensive sub. Although it's not like there's a slugger on the bench.

I was gonna dispute the factoid, but I didn't realize that Kwan was THAT good total in the second half. 155 wRC+

You are allowed to pinch hit with a non catcher though

I mean, he turned it on, but I didn't see the number

I like when they mention Booser, because it's always in a situation where saying boozer sounds funny

THERE'S A BOOSER GETTING WARMED UP

He’s actually a recovering alcoholic.

OH geez, I didn't know that

True story.

Not a convenient name to have

I know, right?

My dad drank himself to death, but he didn't have an ironic name.

How would you explain changing it, though?

"Call a lawyer?"

I just read an article about him the other day. He was out of baseball when he was 27 due to injuries, which led to depression and addiction. But he made it back. So, major hat tip.

Seems like it's a story i should have remembered. Good story

I mean, these days there’s always a chance that the article was a total AI fake, but it seems unlikely that a fake article about a Rays reliever would be real high on anyone’s AI priority list.

Not the matchup Cash would want here.

Man, Adell looked horrible on that changeup

I want to see another Jo Adell triple

That was not a good at bat for Adell

Yes, I'm still here – just went down a deep rabbit hole looking for the best World Series performances from players on losing teams

Lenny Dykstra was tearing it up in 1993

Yes, Dykstra is on the list

A 6-inning rabbit hole

Sorry if I sent you down it! But I'd be curious to see the answer. Wondering about CWPA, too.

Send it as a mailbag question!

Yikes! Terrible bunt.

I mentioned that I watched him several times in Worcester and thought nothing of it. He was just an old never-will-be. Perusing his history shows he did not appear in organized ball between his 26-28 year old years.

Armstrong is a good name for a pitcher

Certainly better than Flimsyelbow

The Twins used to have a starter named Kevin Slowey

And the guy actually named Tommy John ended up having to have Tommy John surgery. How ironic is that?

Don't get me started on Lou Gehrig!

Cy Young never won a Cy Young award

I hate to break it to you about Bill Goodenough.

In retrospect, it seems inevitable.

Why wasn’t Kwan sent home on the double? I thought he was fast.

I couldn't believe he wasn't sent. I guess the 3rd base coach was afraid of him being thrown out in the 1 in 10 chance that might have happened. I hate 3rd base scared 3rd base coaches as you might have ascertained.

Will there ever come a point at which people decide they’ve had their fill of Day-O, “boom boom boom and let me hear you say hey-o” and “Everybody clap your hands!”? Can we poll that?

I much prefer "everybody clap your hands" to the relatively recent alternative "I can make your hands clap"

Yeah I don't love a disembodied voice bragging about how he has control over my body

Rotten potato, rotten potahto.

Jeff Sullivan once live-blogged a Mariners game which included a post "everybody clap your hands clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap" and I will never not laugh about that now

We’ll do a stadium chant poll tomor

The “free mound visit for a pinch hitter” rule is such a farce.

“Gotta give the pitcher the scouting report,” my ass.

I'm grumpy and never ever participate in fan things, even as a kid

One of my earliest memoried is my older brothrr explaining why the wave is stupid.

I just genuinely don’t get why people apparently like the same five sound bites over and over and over and over again for years on end.

Another of life's imponderables. How did Bryan Baker morph into Mariano Rivera?

That's just Ray Magic.

You should see what they did with the Butcher and the candlestick maker

Patrick Bailey, pinch hitter, folks.

Mesa is entertaining even on the routine plays

Ballgame

See ya' all tomorrow.

Excited to suffer through a Snell start?

Good night, all.

I would go see a band called Bryan Baker's Primal Scream, though the actual band might be unhappy

NIght!